Chinotornes Posted November 4, 2008 Report Share Posted November 4, 2008 Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck Norris met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil Jevans Posted November 7, 2008 Report Share Posted November 7, 2008 Little kids wear Superman PJs.Superman wears Chuck Norris PJs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chinotornes Posted November 7, 2008 Report Share Posted November 7, 2008 Once while filming walker:texas ranger, Chuck Norris revived a stillborn deer through excessive beard rubbing. soon afterwards a crowd had gathered to see this miracle, that's when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the baby deer breaking it's neck. he then stood up and said "Chuck Norris giveth, and Chuck Norris taketh away" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
basariosvolcanis Posted November 7, 2008 Report Share Posted November 7, 2008 Noah was the only person notified before Chuck Norries relieved himself. Chuck Norris touched Heavy's Gun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazer Yoshi Posted November 8, 2008 Report Share Posted November 8, 2008 Chuck Norris can divide by 0. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spiff! Posted November 9, 2008 Report Share Posted November 9, 2008 Chuck norris eats girls and poops out manly men.nobody can go through there unchanged. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Judgment Dragon Posted November 9, 2008 Report Share Posted November 9, 2008 Chuck Norris has a third fist in his chin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazer Yoshi Posted November 9, 2008 Report Share Posted November 9, 2008 Chuck Norris destroyed Spirit Reaper as a Result of Battle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Judgment Dragon Posted November 10, 2008 Report Share Posted November 10, 2008 Chuck Norris destroyed Mashmallon as a result of battle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsterikcAde Posted December 3, 2008 Report Share Posted December 3, 2008 Chuck Norris doesn't have a nationality, he IS a nationality... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazer Yoshi Posted December 4, 2008 Report Share Posted December 4, 2008 Chuck Norris can see the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black_LIGHT Posted December 4, 2008 Report Share Posted December 4, 2008 Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground. If you have five bucks and Cuck Norris has five bucks, Chuck Norris has more money than you. When Chuck Norris was on a TV show, he broke the fourth wall- literally. It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.--A few of my favourite "facts". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max. Posted December 4, 2008 Report Share Posted December 4, 2008 Chuck Norris won a poker game holding just a 2 of dimonds,a fish,a ripped up 2 dollar bill,a m&m,and a get out of jail free card from monopoly. Chuck Norris Won a hot dog eating contest in Negative 10 secends Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TAG Posted December 4, 2008 Report Share Posted December 4, 2008 Chuck Norris just PISSED. YOUR. PANTS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revan Posted December 5, 2008 Report Share Posted December 5, 2008 Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he stares them down until they give him the information he wants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CardAce Posted December 5, 2008 Report Share Posted December 5, 2008 Chuck Norris can eat soda. Chuck Norris can pick up a truck and liquidize it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TeSTFU Posted December 5, 2008 Report Share Posted December 5, 2008 If you had 5$ and Chuck Norris had 5$, Chuck Norris would have more money than you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CardAce Posted December 5, 2008 Report Share Posted December 5, 2008 Someone already said that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazer Yoshi Posted December 6, 2008 Report Share Posted December 6, 2008 Chuck Norris defeated a Statue at a Staring Contest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iKiller Posted December 6, 2008 Report Share Posted December 6, 2008 LALALALALALALALALA!!! OMGOMGOMG.... ORANGE!!! AUUGHHH!!! OH' date=' GUESS WHAT! CHUCK NORRIS IS ORANGE! AUUGHHH!!![/quote'] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Posted December 6, 2008 Report Share Posted December 6, 2008 If Chuck Norris failed, he would still succeed. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazer Yoshi Posted December 6, 2008 Report Share Posted December 6, 2008 The Only Contest Chuck Norris lost was a Losing Contest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Prince_of_Death Posted December 6, 2008 Report Share Posted December 6, 2008 Chuck Norris found the end of PI. OMG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazer Yoshi Posted December 6, 2008 Report Share Posted December 6, 2008 Chuck Norris counted to Infinity. TWICE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felix Culpa Posted December 6, 2008 Report Share Posted December 6, 2008 If you know someone who can run faster than the speed of light, I've got news for you. Chuck Norris runs faster than the speed of DARK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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