Sbamber Posted October 24, 2008 Report Share Posted October 24, 2008 Post some Chuck Norris jokes! Chuck Norris went to Collage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowshadeNecroPower Posted October 24, 2008 Report Share Posted October 24, 2008 Chuck Norris Chucked his Dick at you/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catman25 Posted October 25, 2008 Report Share Posted October 25, 2008 Yo mom's so fat chuck norris died Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Posted October 25, 2008 Report Share Posted October 25, 2008 Yo momma so weak, Chuck Norris beat her up while he was sleeping. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil Jevans Posted October 25, 2008 Report Share Posted October 25, 2008 Chuck's kid lost their virginity.Chuck got it back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neiko Posted October 25, 2008 Report Share Posted October 25, 2008 Chuck Norris beat up all people on a Yu-Gi-Oh! forum for making jokes about him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jericho Posted October 25, 2008 Report Share Posted October 25, 2008 If Chuck Norris fought Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris would win. Period. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest xbon Posted October 25, 2008 Report Share Posted October 25, 2008 If Chuck Norris obtained Yu-Gi-Oh Cards, They would all bow down to him, even the egyptian god cards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tsuki ni Mau Majin Posted October 25, 2008 Report Share Posted October 25, 2008 Chuck Norris related to Sephiroth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaotic Angel Posted October 25, 2008 Report Share Posted October 25, 2008 Chuck Norris rips up people's planners! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jericho Posted October 25, 2008 Report Share Posted October 25, 2008 It is impossible for Chuck Norris to spam. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazer Yoshi Posted October 25, 2008 Report Share Posted October 25, 2008 Chuck Norris can see the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Umbra Posted October 25, 2008 Report Share Posted October 25, 2008 Chuck Norris divided the tangent of 90 by 0. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazer Yoshi Posted October 25, 2008 Report Share Posted October 25, 2008 Chuck Norris = Yoshi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaotic Angel Posted October 25, 2008 Report Share Posted October 25, 2008 Chuck Norris can defeat Bruce Lee! (Well, not really..) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supernova513 Posted October 26, 2008 Report Share Posted October 26, 2008 Even if he tried to fail, Chuck Norris would still succeed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crystal Beast 123 Posted October 26, 2008 Report Share Posted October 26, 2008 Chuck Norris doesn't use a coffee machine to make his coffee.He grinds the beans with his teeth and boils the water with his rage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Umbra Posted October 26, 2008 Report Share Posted October 26, 2008 Chuck Norris once won a staring contest with the sun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chinotornes Posted October 26, 2008 Report Share Posted October 26, 2008 Chuck Norris can spill coffee or wine on a white shirt and not leave a stain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chinotornes Posted October 29, 2008 Report Share Posted October 29, 2008 Chuck Norris went back in time and impregnated his own mother (ie. He fathered himself) (And it's not incest because he wasn't her son yet)Chuck Norris doesn't read books he stares at themto gain their knowledgeSorry about the triple post :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akira Posted October 30, 2008 Report Share Posted October 30, 2008 If Chuck Norris jumps in water, he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris CAN believe its not butter. Chuck Norris and Mr. T enter a bar. The bar explodes. Such awesomeness can not be contained. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeroshot Posted October 30, 2008 Report Share Posted October 30, 2008 Chuck Norris can punch a cyclops between the eyes. Chuck Norris beat a wall at tennis. Chuck Norris fired Donald Trump Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liger Zero Posted October 30, 2008 Report Share Posted October 30, 2008 Chuck Norris once went to The Virgin Islands, when he left it was just called The Islands. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spiff! Posted November 2, 2008 Report Share Posted November 2, 2008 Chuck Norris Ate Mr T. Chuck Norris now Pity da Foo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazer Yoshi Posted November 2, 2008 Report Share Posted November 2, 2008 Chuck Norris can touch this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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