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The Never-Ending Ways to Getting Kicked out of Wal-Mart!!


ZeAsianFormula

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Several friends and I walked into a Kmart

Employ:You guys watch yourselves cause you're on camera

Us:We aren't doing anything...

Employ:Don't be a smart @$$

 

We split into 2 groups to avoid suspicion,but One of us put on a bannana halloween costume so we got kicked out anyways

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Go into the changing room with 30 different pairs of clothes, flip it inside out to avoid the security tags

 

Employee stationed: what happened to those clothes

You:I put them in the trash can, they didn't fit so I said F@$^ it

Employee: well go get them!

(you go flip the shirts back out)

Employee: where is the shirts you just had on?

You: I put them in the trash, they started to make me hot and I didn't feel like carrying 60 shirts around all day long

Employee: So, there in the trash can?

You: yes

(she goes to check and you run away)

Same employee over intercom: all people find a young boy wearing 30 pairs of shirts and confiscate, call police

(you put clothes in the area behind the milk, lady gets taken away for disturbing the peace and false calls)

Employee: There he is! come here you!

(mistaken for rape and she serves 20 years and you get kicked out for accepting the rape)

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