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Win= Competition

Competition= Rivals

Rivals= Bitter Rivalry

Bitter Rivalry= Hatred

Hatred= Fights

Fights= Violence

Violence= Wars

Wars= Military

Military= Government

Government= Power

Power= Corruption

Corruption= Greed

Greed= Dictatorship

Dictatorship= Tyranny

Tyranny= Poor

 

So, Win is Poor.

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Let's try another long one...

 

Gun=Robbers

Robbers=Bank

Bank=Building

Building=Shack

Shack=Wood

Wood=Splinters

Splinters=Pain

Pain=Disease

Disease=Plague

Plague=Black Death

Black Death=Death

Death=Scythe

Scythe=Sharp

Sharp=Kitchen Knife

Kitchen Knife=Kitchen

Kitchen=Cook

Cook=Job

Job=Plumber

Plumber=Mario

Mario=Video Game

Video Game=Super Smash Bros Brawl

SSBB=Wii

Wii=Wii Remote

Wii Remote=Sensor

Sensor=Modern

Modern=Computer

Computer=Computer Mouse

Computer Mouse=Mouse

Mouse=Tail

Tail=Elephant

Elephant=Mammal

Mammal=Animal

Animal=Cat

Cat=Kitten

Kitten=Fluffy Kitten

 

This is disturbing...

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Necro-Lord=Necromancey

Necromancy=Awesome

Awesome=Major World Domination with me included

Major World Domination with me included=Darkness

Darkness=Death

 

So...Necro-Lord=Death? Um' date=' is that right?

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Short Version

 

Necro-Lord=Necromancy

Necromancy=Dead

dead=Death

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Once again Necro Lord' date=' your math fails

 

You can't just keep increasing the sizes

 

That's like saying 1 is equal to 2

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My math is never wrong! Ever ever ever.

 

Necro-Lord = Death

Death = Hades

Hades = Underground

Underground = Caverns

Caverns = Mines

Mines = Diamonds

Diamonds = Wealth

Wealth = Greed

Greed = Avarice

Avarice = 7 Deadly Sins

7 Deadly Sins = Wrong

 

In short,

 

Necro-Lord = Wrong

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Happiness= Emotion

Emotion= Sadness

Sadness= Despair

Despair= Suicide

Suicide= Death

Death= Life

Life= Babies

Babies= Children

Children= Father

Father= Stress

Stress= Work

Work= Slavery

Slavery= Romans

Romans= History

History= Books

Books= Reading

Reading= Poems

Poems= Emo

Emo= Eyeliner

Eyeliner= Makeup

Makeup= Cosmetics

Cosmetics= Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton= Celebrity

Celebrity= Drugs

Drugs= Heroin

Heroin= Hands (XD)

Hands= Body Part

Body Part= "scepter"

"scepter"= The thing that you do when your 18

The thing you do when your 18= Perverse

Perverse= Women

Women= Pregnancy

Pregnancy= Babies

Babies= Puke

Puke= Gag

Gag= Kidnapping

Kidnapping= Ropes

Ropes= Chair

Chair= Bed

Bed= NOW

 

So Happiness is NOW!

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' pid='1318899' dateline='1225900189']

If (you.reply == true)

I.reply = false;

else

I.reply = true;

 

java = not fun

not fun = homework

homework = school

school = education

education = power

power = corruption

corruption = evil

 

if java == evil {

System.out.println("I win at life");

}

else{

System.out.println("Nerd.");

}

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Coke= Pop

Pop= Snap

Snap= Crackle

Crackle= Fire

Fire= Burning

Burning= Fireplace

Fireplace= Santa

Santa= North Pole

North Pole= Arctic

Arctic= Cold

Cold= Sub-Zero temperatures

Sub-Zero temperatures= Sub-Zero

Sub-Zero= Mortal Kombat

Mortal Kombat= Video Game

Video Game= TV

TV= Couch

Couch= Couch potato

Couch potato= Lazy

Lazy= Garfield

Garfield= Comic

Comic= Superman

Superman= MK vs. DCU

MK vs. DCU= Crossover

Crossover= Cosplayers

Cosplayers= Costumes

Costumes= Halloween

Halloween= Candy

Candy= Van

Van= Questionable activity

 

So, drinking coke is a questionable activity!

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Happiness= Emotion

Emotion= Sadness

Sadness= Despair

Despair= Suicide

Suicide= Death

Death= Life

Life= Babies

Babies= Children

Children= Father

Father= Stress

Stress= Work

Work= Slavery

Slavery= Romans

Romans= History

History= Books

Books= Reading

Reading= Poems

Poems= Emo

Emo= Eyeliner

Eyeliner= Makeup

Makeup= Cosmetics

Cosmetics= Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton= Celebrity

Celebrity= Drugs

Drugs= Heroin

Heroin= Hands (XD)

Hands= Body Part

Body Part= "scepter"

"scepter"= The thing that you do when your 18

The thing you do when your 18= Perverse

Perverse= Women

Women= Pregnancy

Pregnancy= Babies

Babies= Puke

Puke= Gag

Gag= Kidnapping

Kidnapping= Ropes

Ropes= Chair

Chair= Bed

Bed= NOW

 

So Happiness is NOW!

 

Shorter,

 

Happiness= Emotion

Emotion= Sadness

Sadness= Despair

Despair= Suicide

Suicide= Death

Death= Life

Life= Babies

Babies= Puke

Puke= Gag

Gag= Kidnapping

Kidnapping= Ropes

Ropes= Chair

Chair= Bed

Bed= NOW

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