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Take the following sets of equations:

 

Reading = Knowledge

Knowledge = Power

Power = Corruption

Corruption = Sin

Sin = Crime

Crime = Doesn't Pay

 

This can be rewritten as:

 

Reading = Knowledge = Power = Corruption = Sin = Crime = Doesn't Pay

 

Removing excessive equalities, we get:

 

Reading = Doesn't Pay

 

or,

 

Reading doesn't pay.

 


 

Make more fake maths. NAO. If this is against the forum rules, by all means, lock.

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You don't need to do it exactly like the above' date=' just any twisted maths. >_>

 

EDIT:

 

Us=Human

Human=George W. Bush

GWB=Evil

Evil=Devil

 

Us=Human=GWB=Evil=Devil

 

So we are all evil?

 

The above is false, GWB =/= Human.

 

Is this good

 

Me=Ninja

Ninja=Uber Pawnage

Uber Pawnage=Volcanic Monsters

Volcanic Monsters=Yu-Gi-Oh! Cards

Yu-Gi-Oh! Cards=Me?

 

Me=Ninja=Uber Pawnage=Volcanic Monsters=Yu-Gi-Oh! Cards.

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Life = Pain

Pain = Suffering

Suffering = Wisdom

Widom = Corruption

Corruption = Death

 

Life = Pain = Suffering = Wisdom = Corruption = Death

 

Life = Death

 

But, as we all know, Life is the opposite of Death, so Life =/= Death.

 

Contradiction! IT HURTS! THE PAIN!

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Chemicals = Science

Science = Interesting

Interesting = Informative

Informative = News

News = Channel 7

Channel 7 = TV

TV = Electricity

Electricity = Power

Power = Wealth

Wealth = Money

Money = Greed

Greed = Corruption

Corruption = Dictator

 

So... Chemicals = Dictator

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Me= WWE fan

WWE fan= Fan of Rey Mysterio

Rey Mysterio= Awesome wrestler who is masked

Masked wrestler=Guy who hides his real identity behind a mask & wrestles

Wrestling=Something you can do to get chicks(Sometimes) & show off your style

Chick(Also referred to bird in England)=Hot girl

Girl=Human

Human=Life form on Earth

Life form=Someone who inhabits something

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