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Ever wondered what happened when you turn off your video games? It's not like they can just stand there. Well, here's what happens from my favorite video game's point of view. When you turn off Super Smash Brothers Brawl, chaos breaks out.

 

CHAPTER 1: Party At My House!

 

Link: *Slashes Mario with a sword*

 

Link: "Hyaa!"

 

Samus: *Shoots a lazer at link*

 

Link *To himself*: "This is gonna hurt. Oh, please push the A button!"

 

Link: *Blasts off stage*

 

Link: "AAAHHHHHH!"

 

Screen: *Goes black*

 

Link: *Lands on the ground at Smash House*

 

Link: "Phew! Finally! I don't know how much more of this acting I can take. Still, it's nice ONE kid thinks I'm the best brawler."

 

Samus: "Yeah, it was the perfect time to go off. i think my lazers rusting."

 

Mario: "And I could swear I was going to break my arm if you hit me with another sword attack."

 

*A teleporter opens, and Fox, R.O.B., Ike, and Lucario step out*

 

Fox: "That was a good match, buddy. One more lazer and I knew I would be out."

 

R.O.B.: "Beep boop beeeep!!!"

 

Fox: "Okay, Robo Beam, not lazer!"

 

Samus: "Hey Fox."

 

Fox: "What's happening?"

 

Fox: "Hey Mario-"

 

Mario: "Yeah, Fox?"

 

Fox: "I was wondering... could you teach me some battle stratagies?"

 

Mario: "Oh, sorry, maybe tommorow...."

 

Fox: "Why tommorow?"

 

Mario: "I, um.."

 

Link: "He's got a date with Peach."

 

Mario: "You got one with Zelda!"

 

Samus: "Why don't I have a boyfriend?"

 

Mario, Link, and Fox: "We keep telling you Snake's got the hots for you!"

 

Samus: "Well, yeah but he-"

 

Mario: "We all know it's true, but kids are reading this."

 

Link: "There's a fourth wall?"

 

Fox: "Oh no!"

 

Fox: *Panics and runs into a wall*

 

Ike: "You okay?"

 

Lucario: "Uh, Samus, if you still need a date......"

 

Samus: *Slaps him*

 

Link *To himself*: "And you wonder why you never get a date."

 

Samus: "I heard that!"

 

Link: "AHHHH!"

 

Link: *Runs for his life*

 

Link: "I wish I was Sonic right now!"

 

Sonic "Somebody call me?"

 

Everybody in the room: "No!"

 

Sonic: "Okay!"

 

Fox: "Anyway, there's a party at my house in an hour."

 

Mario, Samus, Ike, & Lucario: "We'll be there!"

 

 

Ooc: So whadya think? Preety funny huh? Please post any ideas you might have.

Chapter 2: No Pleasing Samus

 

Samus: "Ya know, i still want a BF."

 

Lucario: "I'm still here."

 

Samus: *Slaps him again*

 

Mario: "Oh! I have an idea!"

 

Samus: "What is it?"

 

Mario: "Just sit on that chair. You'll have a date to that party!"

 

Samus: "I've been sitting here alone for 15 minutes and nothing. Maybe Mario just played a sick joke...."

 

Mario: *Walks in followed by every avabile male smasher*

 

Samus: "Woah!"

 

Mario: "Ok, get in line! Let Samus choose!"

 

Snake: *Walks up from line*

 

Samus: "You wish. I heard that codec conversation."

 

Yoshi: *Steps up*

 

Samus: "Uhh.... I your a dinosaur.."

 

Kirby: *Steps up*

 

Samus: "Your cute, but I don't want to go on a date."

 

Ike: *Steps up*

 

Samus: "Hmm..... No."

 

Luigi: *Steps up while crossing his fingers*

 

Luigi *To himself*: "Please! I've never had a date!"

 

Samus: "Hmmm..... actually, i think I would like to go on a date with you."

 

Luigi: "You-Your not kidding?!?!"

 

Samus: "Nope."

 

Luigi: *Takes Samus's arm and walks out*

 

Everyone in Line: "Awhhh!"

 

Someone: "Wait! Zelda!"

 

Link: "What am I, chopped liver?"

 

Everyone: "Yes!"

 

Everyone: *Runs*

 

Link: "NOOOOOOOOOO!"

 

Link: *Collapeses on floor in tears*

 

Mario: "There, there."

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I don't know, there might be a conflict. Anyways here's the next chapter.

 

Chapter 3: Get The Party Started

 

*Fox's House*

 

*Doorbell Rings*

 

Falco: "I'll get it!"

 

Falco: *Jumps out of a crowd*

 

Falco: "Ah shoot, I dropped my punch! Oh well."

 

Falco: *Opens door*

 

*Falco opens the door, and Link and Zelda are standing outside*

 

Falco: "Link, after all those guys asking to date Zelda, you still got a date with her?"

 

Link: "Yep. She said I was the only smasher she cared about."

 

Falco *Whispers in Link's ear*: "Well buddy, that is a SCORE!"

 

Link & Zelda: *Walks in*

 

Falco: *Shuts door, but opens it when it rings again*

 

Sonic: "Falco!"

 

Falco: "Sonic! Now it's a party!"

 

Meanwhile....

 

Mario: "I'm telling you, a magic umbrella is the best weapon!"

 

Luigi: "How can you possibly an umbrella is better than a lazer cannon?"

 

Mario "If you haden't gotten a date with Samus, you'd be on my side!"

 

Luigi: "Well, let's ask this guy! Hey, which is better: Umbrella or Lazer?"

 

R.O.B.: "Beep."

 

Luigi: "Come again?"

 

Fox: "He means Umbrella."

 

Mario: "In your face!"

 

Fox: "Personally, I think a lazer cannon is better."

 

Luigi: "Hah!"

 

Mario: *Grumble*

 

Mario: *Storms off to get a piece of pizza*

 

Luigi: "Where did Samus go? I haven't seen her since I got some punch."

 

*Fox's Bedroom*

 

*Zelda, Samus, and Peach are having a pillow fight*

 

Zelda: "Take that!"

 

Saums: "Now, you take this!"

 

Peach: "Both you take these!"

 

Doorknob: *Makes a turning sound*

 

Samus: "Fox is gonna kill us."

 

Peach: "Quick! To the bathroom!"

 

Zelda: "As long as I'm not stuck in the toilet!"

 

Fox: "What the?! Bu...Uh..AHHHHH!"

 

 

Zelda: "I can hear footsteps headed this way! And a tails going with them!"

 

Fox: "Huh? Who said that?"

 

Samus: "We're done for!"

 

Fox: "It came from the bathroom!"

 

Peach: "The whoopie cushion!"

 

*FART*

 

Fox: "Whoa, no more mexican food for Falco when he gets back out!"

 

All: "Phew!"

 

Link: "Hey Zelda, I got the punch! Hey, she ditched me!"

 

Mario & Luigi: "Welcome to the club."

 

Captain Falcon: "I absolutely swear, there aren't enough females in Brawl to get a date!"

 

Sonic: "I hear ya man! I hope all the newcomers are females in the next game."

 

Diddy Kong: "You two are sounding REALL wrong right now."

 

Captain Falcon: "It's not me! NeatHat35 writes the script!"

 

Diddy Kong: "Hey, Neathat! Stop it with the dates!"

 

Diddy Kong: "Anyway, I gotta go home. I have a date."

 

Diddy Kong: "I just told you to stop, NeatHat! We already scratched the surface of our 'Kid-Friendly' Mark at the pillow fight! And I don't have a girlfriend!"

 

Everyone: *GASP*

 

Sonic: "It must be a litle hard being you."

 

Diddy Kong: "To be honest, yes. A little."

 

Captain Falcon: "I'll go get some punch."

 

 

Fox: "Attention everyone! Me, Sonic, Samus, and Mario will now have a fight to amuse everyone! Obiously, we will fight at the Lylat Cruise stage."

 

 

FIGHT!

 

*Fox does a lazer at Samus, who does the same. The two beams push against each other, while Sonic goes over and Spin Dashes Samus, forcing her into the Lazer. Then, Fox dodges Samus's flying bod and shoots at Sonic. sonic is hit while charging a Spin Dash. He pulls of the move, but is still damaged. Fox sidesteps and Samus is hit for loss. Mario uses jump punces a shoots Samus with a fireball. Sonic is enraged and hits Mario with repeated Spin Dashes. Mario flys off the stage but jump punches back. Sonic begins a mid-air Brawl, but fox shoots a lazer and the two fall to their doom. Samus charges at fox and lands 3 missles and a fully-charged charge shot. Snoic comes back and he and Mario double-team fox, blasting him off the stage. Samus shoots a beam at Sonic. Sonic charges up a Spin Dash. he is about to hit Samus but jumps and hits Mario. He then does a midair attack on mario and the returning Fox. sonic juggles Fox until Samus blasts him. Mario comes back and he and Snic fist fight. Sonic is blasted off the stage for the first time, but he somehow takes samus with him. Sonic grabs the Smash Ball and somehow shoots a lazer. Fox then says "That's not supposed to happen!" and everyone except Samus is blasted off the stage. Samus gets a Smash Ball and fires her lazer, except it misses sonic. Samus loses her power suit. Saums is dazed and sonic is running up fast. Samus looks away.*

 

Luigi: "Hey! I'm on a date with her!"

 

Everyone: "Huh?"

 

*Back on the stage, Sonic didnt attack Samus - he kissed her!"

 

Everyone: "OH MY GOSH!"

 

Everyone returns to the party.

 

Everyone is just standing there with their jaws dropped.

 

Luigi *To Samus*: "Cheater!"

 

Samus: "But Luigi-"

 

Luigi: "You where kissing him back! Don't even start with me!"

 

Luigi: *Storms off*

 

OoC: How'd ya like that, 01 Cody Thunderbolt?

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OoC: Ooh, good one!

 

Chapter 4: Battle for the Heart of a Woman

 

Luigi: "I AM GONNA KILL SONIC!"

 

Luigi: *Smells Pizza*

 

Luigi: "Right after dinner!"

 

Link: *Doing some sort of twitch every 30 seconds*

 

Link: "Nmmm..."

 

Fox: "What the heck is wrong with you?"

 

Link: "Can't.....lose....Zelda...like that...."

 

Fox: "Link? Link, snap out of it!"

 

Snake: "I got an idea."

 

Snake: "Link! Liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnkkkkkkk!"

 

Link: "Ah! W-what is it?"

 

Fox: "Dude, you were about to go into a seizure!"

 

Snake: "And I snapped you out of it."

 

Link: "You!"

 

Snake: "What?"

 

Link: "I know what you're trying to do! Y-you're trying to soften me up so you can catch me off guard and win Zelda! It's not gonna work!"

 

Snake: "What the?!"

 

Link: *take a ferocious bite out of his pizza slice and walks away*

 

Fox: "He's gone insane."

 

Snake: "Big time."

 

Fox: "You still wanna, don't you?"

 

Snake: "Duh, yeah I wanna date Zelda."

 

Fox: "Well, Link is a close personal friend of mine, and I won't let you hurt him like that. BECAUSE I WANT TO DATE HER!"

 

Fox & Snake: *Run off*

 

Luigi: "Listen you!"

 

Sonic: "What?"

 

Luigi: "Samus is my girl!"

 

Sonic: "No! I love her more!"

 

Falco: "I have an idea."

 

Sonic & Luigi: "WHAT?"

 

Falco: "You guys fight, and whoever wins gets the girl."

 

Sonic: "I think we can live with that."

 

Donkey Kong: "Attention! Faloc has informed me that Sonic and Luigi will be fighting for Samus's love. But, there will be 2 other fighters: Solid Snake and Falco!"

 

Sonic: "What?!"

 

OoC: I have to go eat dinner, I'll do the fight as soon as possible.

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Chapter 4, Part 2 FIGHT!

 

*Everyone appears at Delfino Plaza. Back at the party, there is a screen showing the action.*

 

FIGHT!

 

*Snake throws 2 grenades but Sonic Spin Charges away and hits Snake and Falco in one blow. But then Luigi does a Luigi Tornado, pulling Sonic back. He then does a flaming uppercut. In the air, Snake kicks Sonic back down and Falco blasts him. Sonic Spin Dashes into Falco, and Luigi shoots a fireball at him. Falco comes back to the stage and counters Sonic's attack with his Reflector. He kicks it and blows off Sonic and Luigi, but is hit by Snake's remote-controlled missle. Snake throws a grenade that hits Luigi when he comes back. THE SMASH BALL APPEARS! Everyone races at it, but Snake kicks Falco and Falco shoots him. Luigi does a flaming uppercut to Sonic, but he Spin Dashes into Luigi. Snake hits Sonic with his missle and grabs the Smash Ball. He climbs the Helicopter and shoots grenades from the grenade luancher. He comes back from the chopper and he thinks he's the only one left. Sonic Spin Dashes back on and hits Snake. He hits him repeatedly with Spin Dash. Snake kicks him away. Soonic Spin charges up and knocks off Snake.*

 

Winner: Sonic!

 

*Everyone returns to the party*

 

Sonic: "Samus!"

 

Samus: *slaps*

 

Sonic: "What the?!"

 

Samus: "You think you can treat me as a trophy? You can't 'win' me. I'll never date you."

 

Samus: *Walks away*

 

Sonic: "Bu-bu...."

 

Sonic: *Sees Samus walking away with R.O.B.*

 

Sonic: "Curse that robot!"

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I'm putting it up now. Did you listen to the codec conversation just now?

 

Chapter 5: Games!

 

Fox: "Ok, anyone have an idea for a game to play?"

 

Captain Falcon: "Spin the bottle?"

 

Luigi: "There's only 3 girls!"

 

Sonic: "Tag?"

 

Falco: "Your kidding, right?"

 

Ganondorf: "Truth or Dare?"

 

Fox: "That's perfect! OK, everyone in a circle."

 

 

Fox: "Snake, you go first. Truth or Dare?"

 

Snake: "Truth."

 

Fox: "What's your favorite kids cartoon?"

 

Snake: "Spongebob. I used to watch it every Wendsday."

 

Fox: "OK, now you get to call sopmeone else."

 

Snake: "Samus, Truth or Dare?"

 

Samus: "Dare."

 

Snake: "Jump off the roof."

 

Samus: "WHAT!?!?"

 

Snake: "You'll survive, you've got a power suit on."

 

Samus: *Jumps off the roof*

 

Snake: "She did it!"

 

Samus: "OK, Pokemon Trainer, Truth or Dare?"

 

Pokemon Trainer: "Truth."

 

Saums: "What's your favorite Pokemon?"

 

Pokemon Trainer: "Honestly, and my Pokemon won't get mad, Pikachu. Falco, truth or Dare?"

 

Falco: "Truth."

 

Pokemon Trainer: "What was the weirdest thing that happened to you during a mission?"

 

Falco: "When Fox started to throw pies at the other ships."

 

Fox: "Hey! That never happened!"

 

Falco: "Ask Wolf. Speaking of him, Wolf, Truth or Dare?"

 

Wolf: "Dare."

 

Falco: *Whispers something in his ear*

 

Wolf: *Stands up and does the chicken dance*

 

Everyone: *Laugh*

 

Wolf: "OK, Link. Truth or Dare?"

 

Link "Truth."

 

Wolf: "OK, who do you love?"

 

Link: "I thought that was obious..."

 

Wolf: "Not everyone is from your universe. And a lot of us are newcomers."

 

Link: "I, uh... I, uh...."

 

Wolf: "Out with it who's your girlfriend?"

 

Link: "Uh...."

 

Link: *Passes out from dizzyness*

 

Wolf: "You didn't really pass out. Now, WHO DO YOU LOVE?!?!"

 

Link: "Ok, ok! I.. love.....Z-Z-Z-"

 

Wolf: "Out with it!"

 

Link: "ELDA!Z-ELDA! I LOVE ZELDA!"

 

Zelda: "Yes yes yes YES!"

 

OoC: I know it was short, but you gotta admit it was knida funny.

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