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Aniri Wulf

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There is a man and a woman in a plane, along with a baby. the plane is crashing, and there is only 2 parachutes. so the man and the woman jump out with the parachutes, leaving the baby behind. when they get to the ground, they see the baby sitting there. they ask the baby, "how did you get down?" and the baby says: "ME CHINESE, ME NO DUMB, ME SIT DOWN ON DADDY'S BUM, AND DADDY WENT PHHHTTT! AND I WENT WEEEEEE! THATS HOW I GET DOWN!"

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There were 3 Men on an island. They found a lamp. One guy shook it and out popped a genie. It said, "You have been granted 3 Wishes! One each."

The first guy wished to be back home. SNAP. He was back home. The next guy wished to be zapped to a Hot Woman's house with a crush on him. SNAP. He was at "the" house.

The third guys stands there, thinking. "Hm.... I'll be lonely if those two are gone. I wish they were back on this Island!"

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A hippie gets onto a bus and proceeds to sit next to a Nun in the front seat. The Hippie looks over and asks the Nun if she would have sex with him. The Nun surprised by the question politely declines and gets off at the next stop.

 

When the bus starts on it's way the bus driver says to the hippie, "If you want I can tell you how you can get that nun to have sex with you." The hippie of course says that he'd love to know so the bus driver tells him that every Tuesday evening at midnight the nun goes to the cemetery to pray to the lord. If you went dressed in robes and some glowing powder," said the bus driver, "you could tell her you were God and command her to have sex with you."

 

Well the Hippie decides to try this out so that Tuesday he goes to the cemetery and waits for the nun. And right on schedule the nun shows up. When she's in the middle of praying the hippie walks out from hiding, in robes and glowing with a mask of god. "I am God, I have heard your prayers and I will answer them but you must have sex with me first."

 

The nun agrees but asks for anal sex so she might keep her virginity. The hippie agrees to this and quickly sets about to go to work on the nun. After the Hippie finishes, he rips off his mask and shouts out, "Ha ha, I'm the hippie!!"

 

The nun replies by whipping off her mask and shouting, "Ha ha, I'm the bus driver!!"

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i dont get it/10

 

i dont remember the types so i will use germans and americans

 

An american walks into a bar and says "so there are two germans walking down the street."

Then someone comes up and says "you might not want to tell that joke here." the american says "why not??" the german replies "well theres a german over there and a couple over there and more over there.theres also one behind you and im a german."

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