Superb Being Posted November 5, 2008 Report Share Posted November 5, 2008 There is a man and a woman in a plane, along with a baby. the plane is crashing, and there is only 2 parachutes. so the man and the woman jump out with the parachutes, leaving the baby behind. when they get to the ground, they see the baby sitting there. they ask the baby, "how did you get down?" and the baby says: "ME CHINESE, ME NO DUMB, ME SIT DOWN ON DADDY'S BUM, AND DADDY WENT PHHHTTT! AND I WENT WEEEEEE! THATS HOW I GET DOWN!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazer Yoshi Posted November 6, 2008 Report Share Posted November 6, 2008 ._./10There were 3 Men on an island. They found a lamp. One guy shook it and out popped a genie. It said, "You have been granted 3 Wishes! One each."The first guy wished to be back home. SNAP. He was back home. The next guy wished to be zapped to a Hot Woman's house with a crush on him. SNAP. He was at "the" house.The third guys stands there, thinking. "Hm.... I'll be lonely if those two are gone. I wish they were back on this Island!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake the Sage Posted November 7, 2008 Report Share Posted November 7, 2008 4/10. What do you call a hundred blondes in a freezer?Frosted Flakes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazer Yoshi Posted November 7, 2008 Report Share Posted November 7, 2008 7.6/10 Kinda cheesy XDWhat did the 5 Fingers say to the Face?[spoiler=]Slap, Biasch! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koji123456789 Posted November 7, 2008 Report Share Posted November 7, 2008 whaT? 2/10 Yo mamma so hairy she was hired to be an animal at the zoo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazer Yoshi Posted November 8, 2008 Report Share Posted November 8, 2008 ......?/10Yo momma's Armpits are so hairy, it looks like she has Jimi Hendrix in a headlock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koji123456789 Posted November 8, 2008 Report Share Posted November 8, 2008 lol 9/10 hand over the controls and nobody gets hurt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest PikaPerson01 Posted November 8, 2008 Report Share Posted November 8, 2008 0/10 A hippie gets onto a bus and proceeds to sit next to a Nun in the front seat. The Hippie looks over and asks the Nun if she would have sex with him. The Nun surprised by the question politely declines and gets off at the next stop. When the bus starts on it's way the bus driver says to the hippie, "If you want I can tell you how you can get that nun to have sex with you." The hippie of course says that he'd love to know so the bus driver tells him that every Tuesday evening at midnight the nun goes to the cemetery to pray to the lord. If you went dressed in robes and some glowing powder," said the bus driver, "you could tell her you were God and command her to have sex with you." Well the Hippie decides to try this out so that Tuesday he goes to the cemetery and waits for the nun. And right on schedule the nun shows up. When she's in the middle of praying the hippie walks out from hiding, in robes and glowing with a mask of god. "I am God, I have heard your prayers and I will answer them but you must have sex with me first." The nun agrees but asks for anal sex so she might keep her virginity. The hippie agrees to this and quickly sets about to go to work on the nun. After the Hippie finishes, he rips off his mask and shouts out, "Ha ha, I'm the hippie!!" The nun replies by whipping off her mask and shouting, "Ha ha, I'm the bus driver!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazer Yoshi Posted November 8, 2008 Report Share Posted November 8, 2008 Um...... that was..........Wierd.Chuck Norris can divide by 0. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aniri Wulf Posted November 11, 2008 Author Report Share Posted November 11, 2008 ??? fire ice water and wind all create destruction Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koji123456789 Posted November 13, 2008 Report Share Posted November 13, 2008 ???/10 What do idiots drink? So-duuuuuhhhhhh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazer Yoshi Posted November 13, 2008 Report Share Posted November 13, 2008 ^ Got that from Mario and Luigi Superstar Saga. :lol:What do you call a Blonde Girl who got her hair died Brown?Artifical Intelligence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
:^) Posted November 13, 2008 Report Share Posted November 13, 2008 10/10 lol This monkey walked into a bar...I forgot the rest of the joke but your mum's a jabroni! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazer Yoshi Posted November 13, 2008 Report Share Posted November 13, 2008 LULZ. 10/10 because of Randomness :lol:Why did the Blonde get fired from the Candy Shop?She tried to alphabetitize the MnM's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
:^) Posted November 13, 2008 Report Share Posted November 13, 2008 lol 9/10 A monkey falls off a tree.Monkey in tree: Do you know what cures back pain?Monkey on ground: What?Monkey in tree: If you lick my butthole! *Off Step Brothers without monkeys XD* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saturn of Elemia Posted November 13, 2008 Report Share Posted November 13, 2008 7/10 Odd... Three guys walk into a barThe guy behind them ducks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aniri Wulf Posted November 13, 2008 Author Report Share Posted November 13, 2008 i dont get it/10 i dont remember the types so i will use germans and americans An american walks into a bar and says "so there are two germans walking down the street."Then someone comes up and says "you might not want to tell that joke here." the american says "why not??" the german replies "well theres a german over there and a couple over there and more over there.theres also one behind you and im a german." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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