The Official Joke Card Thread

[dark magical magician]

[ImmortalD]

IT'S!!!!:

 

[the loadbearer]

[da butler]

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[fmafan123]

lol

[fmafan123]

lol

[fmafan123]

lol

[Uchiha Sasuke XII]

 

You liek it?

[Uchiha Sasuke XII]

 

You liek it?

[spartanman695]

 

You liek it?

 

Kind of part joke card part not hence the OCG isn't like... joke-ish :/

 

Edit: This one will make you LOL

 

 

In case you can't read it, it means it will give your monster 9999 more attack points, Hehe ^_^

[da butler]

?????

[FaneCense]

I don't remember when I made this.

 

Hm' date=' a Chuck Norris card has yet to appear. *knock on wood*

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ahh, that obosira the winged sky dragon of torment should have replaced the creator of light card. Its the perfect combination of the three gods.

[Black Metal]

[AidanTheSneaky]

Some of these are interesting :d

[The White Wolf]

[spartanman695]

 

LOL would have never thought of that.

[M-Cube]

I made this a long time ago.

 

[spartanman695]

Random Card is FTW

 

 

Card Lure:

 

Yugioh dude: I DRAW (insert yugioh monster here)!

Simon: Sorry but i think on my opinion that card really sucks ass.

Yugioh dude: BUT ITS MY MONS-

Simon: Shut up you fat pig, everyone hates you.

Yugioh dude: *sobs*

Simons laz0r: IMMA FIRIN MAH

JUDGE CRITICISM BLAHHHHH

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TWO IN A ROW >:D

 

[~Hado~]

get it?

[PARANOiA_brother_Sparky]

No Attachments!

 

Do it liek this:

[Phantom M.C.]

ARE THESE REALLY JOKE CARDS!!!! (PEOPLE KEEP TELLING ME TO PUT THEM HERE)

 

COMMAND THE AWESOME POWER OF THE USA MILITARY!!!!!!

This card cannot be Normal Summoned or Set. This card can only be Special Summoned by paying 900 Life Points and removing from play 1 level 6 WIND monster, 1 level 6 EARTH monster, and 1 level 6 WATER monster on your side of the field. Effects of all Spell and Trap Cards on this card are negated. As long as this card remains face-up on the field, monsters whose total Level Stars equal to 6 or less cannot be Summoned. During each of your Standby Phases, pay 300 Life Points, if you do not, this card is destroyed.

 

THE UNSTOPPABLE POWER OF 300 MILLION CITIZENS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lore: This card cannot be Normal Summoned or Set. This card cannot be Special Summoned except by the effect of "Yes We Can". When this card is destroyed, place "Wrath of The UN" on top of your Deck.

 

Lore: This card is used to Ritual Summon any "President" Ritual Monster. You must also pay 1000 Life Points and Tribute monsters from the field whose total Levels equal the Level of the Ritual Monster you are Ritual Summoning.

 

Lore: This card can only be Ritual Summoned with the Ritual Spell Card, "National Election". Once per turn, pay 500 Life Points, Special Summon 1 "USA" monster whose total Level Stars equal 6 or less to your side of the field in face-up Attack Position. The turn this effect is activated, this card cannot declare an attack. When this card is destroyed, place "Wrath of The UN" on top of your Deck.

 

Lore: This card can only be activated when a "Barack Obama" is face up on the field. During each of your Standby Phases, place 1 T-Counter on this card (max. 5). Remove 5 T-Counters to Special Summon "USA - Citizens We Fight" in face-up Attack Position on the field.

 

Lore: This card cannot be Normal Summoned or Set. This card cannot be Special Summoned except by the effect of a "President" or "Citizens We Fight". This card cannot be removed from the field. During each of your Standby Phases, place 1 War-Counter on this card (max. 10). Remove 10 Counters to decrease your opponent's Life Points to 0.

[Cable168]

 

Because it must be done...

[FIREBLITZ]

 

 

 

 

 

beat that.

[Dark Wizard]

[Dark Wizard]