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J-Max Apprentice

J-Max

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[align=center]A classic card from me :P

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Pic found in a Hentai Girl's Bra

When this card is activated you must start talking like everyone's annoying misfit, Jaden Yuki. By saying a certain catchphrase during each of your Standby Phases you can activate 1 of the following effects.

-"Get your Game on!": Special Summon any 3 monsters you wish to your Monster Card Zone.

-"I'll throw down a face-down!": Pick up to 3 Traps from your deck and place them face-down in your Spell & Trap zone.

-"Here goes something!": Draw 5 cards from your Deck.

-"And that's game!": Walk up to your opponent, punch them in the face & steal their best cards for yourself.[/align]

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Sepulchure Lord Newbie

Sepulchure Lord

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Please, if this "thing" have any OCG errors, don't tell me.

 

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effect:This card can't be called normaly. This card can be special called destroying 4 creatures on your side and decreaseing you LPS to 1. If this card is called, send to the cemetary 2 creatures on your opponents side. If this creature is destroyed, increase the Life pts of both gamers by 432. If this cresture is removed from the zone, special call 6 "OCG-TOKENS" (OCG / MAGE / KNIGHT/SHADOW/12 stars/ attack=1814/defensive=0012) to you zone in atk position. Per turn, put 14 OCG Counterers on this thing. For each one OCG counter on this creature, increase this creature stars by 2.

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Uchiha Sasuke XII Newbie

Uchiha Sasuke XII

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EPIC FAIL

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Look who's talking. I made some changes.

 

 

effect:This card can't be Normal Summoned. This card can only be Special Summoned by Tributing 4 monsters on your side of the field. Decrease you Life Points to 1. When this card is summoned, send 2 monsters on your opponent's side of the field to the Graveyard. If this card is destroyed, increase the Life Points of both you and your opponent by 432. If this cresture is removed from play, Special Summon 6 "OCG-TOKENS" (OCG / MAGE / KNIGHT/SHADOW/12 stars/ attack=1814/defensive=0012) to your side of the field in ATK position. Each turn, put 14 OCG Counterers on this card. Increase this level of this card by 2 for each OCG counter on this card.

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Ghoulish Newbie

Ghoulish

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(NOTE: i like the game of yugioh and enjoy playing it, also kaiba is my favourite character, add a bit from abridged series. This card is simply a joke and i hope no one honestly takes offence to it)

 

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This card cannot be Normal Summoned or Set. This card cannot be Special Summoned except by yellling out "Screw the Rules I Have Money!" and if everyone around the area stares at you while you do it. If this card is Special Summoned in this way, Special Summon from your hand, Deck or Graveyard 3 "Blue-Eyes White Dragon" Monster Cards, if your opponent claims this effect is to overpowered, tell them to "shut the hell up" and continue the duel. During your next Standby Phase after this card was Summoned, if you control 3 "Blue-Eyes White Dragon monster Cards", you win the match. If you win the match in this way, you must brag about how you won a Childrens Card Game to everyone you know either at your, School, House or Graveyard. For every person that thinks your a gimp, purchase 1 more Yu-Gi-Oh! Booster Pack.

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