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Increase your life points by 1 for every field pell card your opponent controls. If you have "The Seal of Orichalcos on your side of the field increase your life points for 0,0239 each turn. You can sacrafice 10 monsters from your side of the field that have ATK of -3295 and DEF of -229,63 or any of it's multiplies to take second nearest rubber and delete 2 zeros from yu-gi-oh world. If you sacrafice all 3 god cards and -17739 life points then this card takes no battle damage. If you manage to fart straight in your opponent's then he will say he surrenders. Then flip a 1-sided coin. If you throw heads then roll 2 dice. If you roll 1 then you win and you can take original one-piece exodia level 1 (ATK/inf., DEF/inf.) from your opponent. If he doesn' have that card then play another match with him, maybe he'll have it next time. You can pay 999,999 life points to use this effect: if you show your opponent a card with longer effect then you gain 1000 life points, but your opponent can special summon up to -100,0051 monsters and he can attack with them directly this turn. You get 1970550034k life points because you read this effect.

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