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This says,   Thank you so much. Thank you for this wonderful welcome. Thank you to the people of Prague. Thank you to the people of the Czech Republic. (Applause.) Today, I'm proud to stand here with you in the middle of this great city, in the center of Europe. (Applause.) And, to paraphrase one of my predecessors, I am also proud to be the man who brought Michelle Obama to Prague. (Applause.)

 

 To Mr. President, Mr. Prime Minister, to all the dignitaries who are here, thank you for your extraordinary hospitality. And to the people of the Czech Republic, thank you for your friendship to the United States. (Applause.)

 

 I've learned over many years to appreciate the good company and the good humor of the Czech people in my hometown of Chicago. (Applause.) Behind me is a statue of a hero of the Czech people ?- Tomas Masaryk. (Applause.) In 1918, after America had pledged its support for Czech independence, Masaryk spoke to a crowd in Chicago that was estimated to be over 100,000. I don't think I can match his record -- (laughter) -- but I am honored to follow his footsteps from Chicago to Prague. (Applause.)

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This is this card's effect...

 

Once per turn, you can special summon this card in your hand to your field from your hand. When you special summon this card, select one of the following effects and activate it.

1. Make this game a Shadow Game.

2. Mind control your opponent.

3. Make another soul inside you who will do the homework for you, but not control over you.

If your opponent complains, you can use the knife inside this rod.


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Warning! These cards are not things you should really use (lol) ^o^


I think there have been NO UNIONS in this joke card thread. So I made this.

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AND NOW THE GREAT "FIST OF GUTHIX" WILL PRESENT HIS LATEST CARDS, THE DELICIAFISH!!! (for the record, its pronounced "delishiafish")

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here is the description if you cant read it

this card is DELICIOUS!!! it has no meat wehat-so-ever and it's scales are pebbles!!! no need to kooc it, cuz its burnt from the inside out, so eat up. AND I SWEAR, YOU WILL FINISH THIS DESERT AND YOU WILL LIIIIIIEEEEEK IT!!!!!!

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This deliciafish is more of a shark. its meat stays raw under the harshest heat conditions. it has a negative amount of meat oposed to the origional Deliciafish's 0% meat. one Delishiark can last you for the rest of your life if you can cook it right. OH, too bad, you cant cook delishiarks!!!

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i have to admit, this was probably the boldest attempt ive made. Ill go to sleep and hopefully you all will laugh at my cards.

 

Good night all.


UPDATE!! i forgot the card "deliciafish habitat" so i just added it.

i hope i didn't somehow offend someone about ludafisk, i jus' hait it like i hate chitlins(pig innards)

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