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[align=center]My first Joke Card...

I'm not usually the sort of guy who makes Joke card's, but here you are.

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Card Effect:

"B" + "Eagle"

When this card is Summoned by an Equip Spell Card effect, you can control 1 DARK-Warrior-Type Effect Monster on your opponent's field. When this card is Released you can select and activate 1 of the following effects:

Destroy all monsters on your opponents field using it's super-loud bark

-Inflict severe licking and slobber to your opponent.

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Exodia oblitorate!! BUUUUUAAAAAAAA!!

 

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Card Text: This card cannot be Normal Summoned or Set, this card can only be Special Summoned from your Hand or Deck when your "Right Arm of The Forbidden One" "Left Arm of The Forbidden One" "Right Leg of The Forbidden One" "Left Leg of The Forbidden One" and "Exodia The Forbidden One" are removed from play. This card cannot be destroyed or removed from the field. While this card is on your side of the field it is the only monster your opponent can declare battle on and your opponent must enter his/her Battle Phase and declare battle with all monsters that can attack. Adittionaly, your opponent cannot activate Spell and Trap cards and any of his/her face-up Spell, Trap, or Effect Monsters on the field are negated.

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Just made this a little while ago! Enjoy! :D

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Card Text: This card is unaffected by all Spell, Traps and Monster Effects and cannot be destroyed by battle. You can Special Summon this card from your deck or your hand by discarding 1 card from your hand (except this card). When this card destroys a monster in battle, put 1 Roundhouse Kick counter on this card (max. 1) Remove 1 Roundhouse Kick counter from this card, this card can attack the opponent directly.

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My first joke card

 

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[spoiler=Card Lore]Yell "Get over", grab your opponent and hit him/her in the head. If it hurts him/her this card gain 500 ATK.

Yell "Toasty", burn one "Mortal Kombatant" monster card on your opponent field. If he/she cries you win the Duel

If there are any "Chuck Norris" monster cards on your opponents field, slap your opponent and tear the card up (You can use this effect even if the card is uneffected by monster effects)

 

 

Img Credit: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Scorpion_mkvsdc.jpg

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