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Activate only when your opponent smiles. Ask him if he would smile if you would Summon ''Blue-Eyes Ultimate Dragon''. In adition Special Summon 3 ''Blue-Eyes White Dragon''s from your hand' date=' Deck or Graveyard and add 2 ''Polymerization''s from your Deck or Graveyard to your hand.

 

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That is the funniest card I have seen a 10/10 to you and here is a sequal: 197289vk9.jpg Effect: When your opponent smiles, ask him/her to stop. If he/she does, inflect 3999 damage to them. If he/she doesn't do as told, give him/her a strong dude's uppercut and while they are getting a bandaid find the Exodia cards, FINAL cards, or something to win you the duel. If you don't have those, give your opponent another uppercut and summon the strongest card in the universe.

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I know its the Joke Thread but i couldn't help it :D

 

OCG fix for 'Anti-Smiling Device 3000':

 

When your opponent declares a smiles, ask him/herthem to stop. If he/shethey does, inflict 39997999 points of direct damge to your opponents Life Points. If he/shethey don't do as told, give him/herthem a 'strong dude's uppercut' and while they are getting a bandaid find either the; 'Exodia cards', 'FINAL cards', or something to win you the duel. If you don't have an of htese, give your opponent another 'uppercut' and Summon the strongest card in the universeyour Deck.

 

--all your OCG is old, do you not own any of the new cards? :? This stuff reminds me of Waboku and Time Wizard stuff... get updated :P

--all your OCG is old, do you not own any of the new cards? :? This stuff reminds me of Waboku and Time Wizard stuff... get updated :P

 

ANTI SMILING DEVICE 9000!!!

ANTI SMILING DEVICE 9000!!!

 

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Activate only when your opponent smiles, say 'Watch this and prepare to lose'. Inflict as many points of damage to your opponent's Life Points as you want. Destroy all monsters they control and remove all cards in their Deck from play. If you win in the next turn, smile at your opponent and say 'I told you so'.

 

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DON'T PANIC

 

Brain the size of a galaxy and they put me on the joke cards thread... I feel so depressed.

 

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Card Lore: Life. Don't talk to me about life. Brain the size of a galaxy and they make me into a level 6 yugioh card... Not that anyone cares what I think anyway. The first few million years of my existence were terrible. The next million were dreadful. After that things took a bit of a downturn. I feel so depressed...

 

More Hitch Hiker's Guide to the galaxy cards coming soon to a dimension near you!

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