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The Official Joke Card Thread


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Here's my first joke card:

 

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Card Lore:

 

Your Mother+Hideous Abomination

 

If this card is face up on your field, it means that it is your momma. Now you may not do anything unless yo momma tells you to, which it won't, because it is inanimate. This includes breathing. If your opponent makes fun of you for summoning yo momma and you call them a piece of poo, you are grounded. If you are grounded, it means you are a dork. Your opponent may then point and laugh at you.

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