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Mokuba: What I say goes and I say you have to buy me a rabbit because my big brother won't let me have one.

 

Seto: Mokuba, have you been abusing your power.

 

*A little while later after beating some random people w/ God card*

 

Seto: Now lets go buy you that Taranchula you wanted.

 

Mokuba: Don't you mean rabbit Seto.

 

Seto: Your getting a Taranchula and you'll like it.

 

* Awile later*

 

Mokuba: Yugi has dissappeared from our database.

 

Seto: Somehow this is your fault. If I wasn't so busy buying you a scrpion this wouldn't have happened.

 

Mokuba: I thought we were getting a Taranchula.

 

Seto: Its all about what you want, isn't it???

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Yami: I spy something with my little eye and it starts with Gay clown.

 

*a while later*

 

Arcana: My name is Arcana, Steve Arcana and soon your dark magician will belong to me.

Yami: that's about as likely as battle star galactica having a satisfiying conclusion.

 

*a while later again*

 

Arcana: you know, theres an old saying amongst high rollers and card sharks, always trust your opponents but only after you've cut their deck.

Yami: Yeah, well here's another saying, Go f#!* yourself Arcana.

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This is one of my favorite scenes!!! ^ _ ^

 

Yugi: Hey Joey, remember the time we became friends???

 

Joey: Yeah!

 

*Flashback*

 

Yugi: Give me back my Millenium Puzzle you big dickweeds!!!

 

Joey and Tristen: We're tormenting you!!!

 

*End Flashback*

 

Yugi: No Joey I was talking about the part after that.

 

Joey: Oh yeah, now I remember.

 

*Flashback Again*

 

Yugi: I mean it guys give it back!!!

 

Joey and Tristen: We're still tormenting you!!!

 

*End Flashback Again*

 

Yugi: No Joey, I ment the time I saved you from that bully.

 

Joey: No...no I don't remember that part.

 

Yugi: But I was all heroic and stuff.

 

Joey: Hey Yug....remember the time me and Tristen took your Millenium Puzzle.

 

*Sigh*And Again Another Flashback*

 

Yugi: WAHHHHHHHH!!!

 

Joey and Tristen: TORMENT!!!

 

* Finally The End To All Flashbacks In This Scene*

 

Yugi: Remind me why we're friends again.

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Tristan: Yugi... Why are people staring at me?

Yugi: Because, your god damn zipper?

Tristan:Why are they laughing?

Yugi: 1 Because you forgot to ware undies and 2... There staring at your F'n Dick Dumbass...

Tristan: Yugi... i have no dick...

Yugi: Tristan, your a girl...

Tristan: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! NO!!!! I can Feel The Breasts!!!

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OH IM A VERY BIG FAN OF YUGI AS

ill join

ILL SAY SUMTHING ABOUT MECOD(marik evil concil of doom)

 

 

marik:pegasus

this evil concil is simply fabulis!

marik:pakura

words to your mam'a

marik:REX raptor and wevvel underwood

he said wud

ooooh yaaa hue hue hue

marik:zombie boy

braiins

marik:red and Zaigod

daaah

 

 

marik:and finaly ac...acc...aco..ac.how do you prunaous this?!

ako..ako...acona matata

look ill just call you bob ok?

 

dudududujdujsdafhya

 

yes...ok.

 

hehe

 

 

 

samuri pizza cats...hurray!!

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Mia: Is that a Life Force card in your pocket or are you just happy to see me.

 

Joey: Hey Yug......check it out....its a pair of breasts attached to a woman.

 

Mia: The names Mia Valentine.....its not a very suttle pon.....but then again nothing about me is very suttle!

 

Joey: Boobies!!!

 

Mia: I'll crush you when we get to the island.

 

Joey: With your boobies, right.

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Tristen: Whats wrong Tae???

 

Tae: I have to use the bathroom......but the lady who dubes me won't admite it.

 

Tristen: In another few hours the sun will rise.

 

Tae: WTF does that mean!!!

 

(Serously WTF DOES that mean!!!)

 

Tae: Hey isn't that Bakura???

 

Tristen: Bakura, the limey kid from school.

 

Tae: Whats he doing hear???

 

Tristen: Who cares, hes not even a main character.

 

LOL!!!!! Look whos talking!!!!!

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Rex: Hey Weavel...check it out...my dinosaurs horny....haha...get it!!!

 

Weavel: Yeah...hehe....yeah...hehe!!!

 

Rex: Its like your move or something...

 

Weavel: Hehe...bugs are cool....hehe...I summon my generic insect...

 

Yugi: These guys sound awfully familiar...

 

Rex: I'll like attack or something...

 

Weavel: You just activated my trap card butt munch...hehe...

 

Rex: Noway!!!

 

Weavel: Fire...fire...yeah..hehe...

 

Rex: This sucks I'm gonna like go get some Nachos or something...

 

host of the show: Lets hear it for Maxillion Pegasus.

 

Pegasus: Congratulations Mr. Underwood...heres your trophy...now let me render your duel utterly pointless by announcing a far more exciting tornement with a much grader title up for grabs.

 

Weavel: Wow...hehe...this chic is hot...hehe

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Grandpa: i hope this isn't one of those cursed video tapes that are all the rage these days.

Pegasus: 7 days

 

*later*

Yami: hey everyone, pegasus is a cheater!

Pegasus: fine, lets see how your Grandpa fares without his soul...oh i'm so ambiguously camp.

Yugi: grandpa!

Joey: hey yuug, down in front.

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Grandpa: i hope this isn't one of those cursed video tapes that are all the rage these days.

Pegasus: 7 days

 

*later*

Yami: hey everyone' date=' pegasus is a cheater!

Pegasus: fine, lets see how your Grandpa fares without his soul...oh i'm so ambiguously camp.

Yugi: grandpa!

Joey: hey yuug, down in front.

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Tristen: Yeah we were watching that!!!

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Yugi: Hey Gramps... can we please see your Super Rare Awesome Chocolaty Fudge Coded Mega Super Card???

Yugi's Grandpa: I don't see why not...here it is the Blue Eyes White Dragon...

Joey: Thats the least threatening name for a monster I've ever heard......what kind of moop would want a card like that???

Seto: I'm here for your Blue Eyes old man and I won't take no for an answer...now give it to me!!!

Yugi's Grandpa: No!!!!

Seto: Curses, foiled again!!!!! Now I'm just going to go hire some thugs to kidnap you....since I'm a child billionare....nobody will even think about pressing charges...

Yugi's Grandpa: That Kiaba kid needs to get laid!!!

Tristen: Big time!!!

*later at the game shop*

Yugi: Hello, Game Shop.

Seto: I kidnapped your grandpa Yugi...and dueled him into submission....so could you get over here and call an ambulence for him...I have far too much money to be expected to do that!!!

Yugi: Wait, who is this???

*To where Yugi's Garndpa is*

Yugi: Grandpa!!!!!

Yugi's Grandpa: Somehow playing a card game has cost me to be saverly injured.

Seto: Thats right...now watch this.

*Rips Blue Eyes White Dragon in half*

Yugi: Grandpa's Special Super Rare Awesome Super Card!!!

Joey: What the heck did you do that for!!!

Seto: So it could never be used against me.

Yugi: Then why not tear up every card in the whole world???

Seto: Shut up and duel me!!!

Yugi: Don't worry gramps I'll win this duel with your deck!!!

Yugi's Grandpa: W-Wait a minute I'm injured so you go to steal my deck and go play card games with your arche rival.

Yugi: Pretty much.

Yugi's Grandpa: No wonder your parents are never around!!!

Tae: Gather around everyone and I'll mark us with a special sign!!!

Joey: Uh...hey Tae...uh..not for nothing but...ain't this perment marker!!!

Tae: Oh..Whoops!!!

Joey: Why were you even caring that around in the first place!!!

Tae: I'm a kleptimaniac... I stole it from school!!!

Tristen: Hey my wallets missing!!!

Tae: Kiaba took it!!!

Yugi: Its time to duel!!!

Seto: Wait a minute...did your testacles just drop in the last 5 seconds or something....what the heck happened to your voice!!!

Yugi: Holy Rae....real monsters!!!!!

Seto: Ectually there just super invanced holograms created for the sole purpose of enriching the experience of a childrens card game!!!

Yugi: O.k seriously...you've got to be *beep*ing kidding me. Who wastes all there money on something like that!!!

Seto: The guy who is going to beat your pasty pharaoh butt with three Blue Eyes White Dragons, that who!!!

Yugi: Wait a minute...did you just summon a bunch of monsters in one turn.

Seto: Yeah...so.

Yugi: Thats against the rules isn't it.

Seto: Screw the rules I have money...now draw your last pathetic card Yugi so I can finish you!!!

Yugi: My Grandpa's deck has no pathetic cards Kiaba...except maybe for Kuriboh..but it also has this...The Unstoppable, Exodia!!!

Seto: Ahhhh! Exodia!!!Its not posable. Nobodys ever been able to summon him!!!!

Yugi: Oh, Is that because its so rare!

Seto: No its becasuse this game makes no sense nobody could figure out how to do it!

Yugi: Nobody except, Me!!!! Exodia...Obliterate!!!

Mokuba: Big brother is it time for my camio yet.

Seto: Oh, how could you summon Exodia?

Yugi: Kiaba, if you really wish to know then, talk to the hand!!!

Seto: Ahhhhhh!

*Elswhere: Random Hospital*

Yugi's Grandpa: I wet myself!!!

*Elswhere Again: Pegasus's Castle*

Random Person: Mr. Pegasus Sir, it seems the reigning duel monsters champion has been defeted by, someone name Yugi...a-also its time for your sponge bath.

Pegasus:Mmmmmm!

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I will join!

 

Tristen: Let's have an adventure. It'll be just like the Goonies!

Bakura: Can I be Corey Feldman?

Tristen: No. I'm Corey Feldman.

Bakura: But you're always Corey Feldman. When do I get to be Corey Feldman?

Tristen: Shut up! From now on, you're name is Chunk.

Tea: Can I be River Phoenix?

Bakura: River Phoenix was never in the Goonies.

Tea: Oh...Then what was the one where they go looking for a dead body?

Tristen: That's "Stand By Me."

Tea: Oh...Hey guys, let's go look for a dead body!

Tristen: That sounds like an adventure to me!

Bakura: (I'm surrounded by wankers.)

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Bakura: Ahhh!!!

Yugi: What?

Bakura: Fangirls!!!

Yugi: NO Not FANGIRLS!!!!

*Run into aboulder*

 

Tristan: Don't worry guys... I'll tyake care of this one... My voice gives me Super Strength!!!

 

*Kaboom!*

 

Tristan: Holy *beep* on a *beep* Sandwhich!

 

Yugi: Oh....it was just a balloon with a speaker inside......I guess I wet my pants for nothing.......

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