♥ ЅϯᵲåώӀӞ℮ᴙʀɣ−ɴɨɨ−ƈħåɴ ♥ Posted October 11, 2008 Report Share Posted October 11, 2008 Yeah, I can make up stuff pretty quick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coinsu Posted October 11, 2008 Author Report Share Posted October 11, 2008 i have question, do you think that this group is going to be a hit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flinsbon Posted October 11, 2008 Report Share Posted October 11, 2008 Let me hear the rest! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
♥ ЅϯᵲåώӀӞ℮ᴙʀɣ−ɴɨɨ−ƈħåɴ ♥ Posted October 12, 2008 Report Share Posted October 12, 2008 i have question' date=' do you think that this group is going to be a hit?[/quote'] Well, it will be a hit ONLY to people who knows or likes Star Wars. For people who haven't watched it, they won't get what it means. Let me hear the rest! Really? Alright then. *Joe goes to his dorm.* Joe: Holy sh*t... The Force is so strong with him... If I messed with him, I really WILL get sent to hell. Hmm. What should I do? I want to do world domination, but with them around, it will never happen. *Meanwhile, in another room, two Stormtroopers are listening in on his conversation through a secret camera.* Stormtrooper A: Dude, he's a traitor. Should we tell Anakin?Stormtrooper B: Nah, I think he's just bluffing. Why would he talk to himself out loud? He just WANTS us to believe he'll do it.Stormtrooper A: But... What if it really happens? What if we DO become the kings of the universe? Wouldn't that be cool?Stormtrooper B: Yes... But we do not have the Force. We cannot harness any of it. We're only Stormtroopers, with our guns and stuff. I swear, even the Wookiees have a better chance at that with their bowcasters.Stormtrooper A: I envy the Wookiees.Stormtrooper B: *sigh* Me too. What do we look like on the inside, anyway? Are we hairy?Stormtrooper A: I have no idea. We were manufactured by some place and our all our databases were also pre-configured. But it is funny though, that we can actually think like normal.Stormtrooper B: Do you... Want to take off my suit for me?Stormtrooper A: What? No! Why would I do that? That's wrong man... Totally wrong..Stormtrooper B: Who knows...? I might be a hot girl who's a virgin and doesn't have anything else to do with my life. *Stormtrooper B gives a sudden tempting stare at Stormtrooper B.* Stormtrooper A (thought): What if he really is a SHE...? *gulp*Stormtrooper B: Well, what are you waiting for? It doesn't seem hard to take off my suit.Stormtrooper A: Your serious about this?Stormtrooper B: Yeah, I am!Stormtrooper A: Alright then... *In another room, one Stormtrooper is spying on those two Stormtroopers.* Stormtrooper C: WTF??? *Back in the room with Joe, he's still thinking to himself out loud.* Joe: Man... What should I do...? I don't have ANYBODY that wants to support me. Maybe I should go to the planet nearby and check if anybody wants to help out. It's not like I'm restricted from leaving the Death Star or something. *To be Continued...* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death Bishop Posted October 12, 2008 Report Share Posted October 12, 2008 WOW REALLY COOL STORY TETRALASH!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
♥ ЅϯᵲåώӀӞ℮ᴙʀɣ−ɴɨɨ−ƈħåɴ ♥ Posted October 12, 2008 Report Share Posted October 12, 2008 I like how you can do anything with Stormtroopers, so it's a perfectly easy one to make a fanfic for. I like the girl Stormtrooper idea. It's funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coinsu Posted October 12, 2008 Author Report Share Posted October 12, 2008 yeah, you are great at this stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
♥ ЅϯᵲåώӀӞ℮ᴙʀɣ−ɴɨɨ−ƈħåɴ ♥ Posted October 12, 2008 Report Share Posted October 12, 2008 Should I continue? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coinsu Posted October 12, 2008 Author Report Share Posted October 12, 2008 yes you should!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death Bishop Posted October 12, 2008 Report Share Posted October 12, 2008 Hey coinsu and tetralash,come and check out my ultimate star wars competition! youll both have a good chance of winning since yous both know heaps about star wars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
samer_13 Posted October 12, 2008 Report Share Posted October 12, 2008 Can i join? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
♥ ЅϯᵲåώӀӞ℮ᴙʀɣ−ɴɨɨ−ƈħåɴ ♥ Posted October 12, 2008 Report Share Posted October 12, 2008 I'm not interested in Star Wars contests. Sorry. I'll make the next issue after. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coinsu Posted October 12, 2008 Author Report Share Posted October 12, 2008 yes you may. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
♥ ЅϯᵲåώӀӞ℮ᴙʀɣ−ɴɨɨ−ƈħåɴ ♥ Posted October 12, 2008 Report Share Posted October 12, 2008 Remind me in another couple of hours coinsu, and I'll make the next issue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coinsu Posted October 12, 2008 Author Report Share Posted October 12, 2008 ok i'l do that.[hr] by the way tell what you think about this. [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wffvreenjPw&feature=related[/url] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flinsbon Posted October 13, 2008 Report Share Posted October 13, 2008 That's a strange video. Hey, who do you think would win, the Star Trek universe or the Star Wars universe? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
♥ ЅϯᵲåώӀӞ℮ᴙʀɣ−ɴɨɨ−ƈħåɴ ♥ Posted October 13, 2008 Report Share Posted October 13, 2008 Star Wars would win, no questions asked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flinsbon Posted October 13, 2008 Report Share Posted October 13, 2008 I agree. Let's look at a fight between the capital ships... Yeah, Star Wars would win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
♥ ЅϯᵲåώӀӞ℮ᴙʀɣ−ɴɨɨ−ƈħåɴ ♥ Posted October 13, 2008 Report Share Posted October 13, 2008 Even without ships, Anakin could easily take over the stupid ship and use the Force. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkey Posted October 13, 2008 Report Share Posted October 13, 2008 oh hands down, star wars would pwn star trek.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flinsbon Posted October 13, 2008 Report Share Posted October 13, 2008 That's true too. Nearly everyone is Star Wars is armed. In Star Trek, only the 20 or so security officers per ship are typically armed. Plus, lightsabers OWN! They could also pwn Star Trek with a few ion cannons. Instant ship disability. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkey Posted October 13, 2008 Report Share Posted October 13, 2008 forget weapons, star wars has the force.... and yoda! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
♥ ЅϯᵲåώӀӞ℮ᴙʀɣ−ɴɨɨ−ƈħåɴ ♥ Posted October 13, 2008 Report Share Posted October 13, 2008 Haha, Yoda. I HAVE FORCE LIGHTNING, SO I WILL KILL YOU. - Darth Sidious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coinsu Posted October 13, 2008 Author Report Share Posted October 13, 2008 hay flinsbon!, how are you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
♥ ЅϯᵲåώӀӞ℮ᴙʀɣ−ɴɨɨ−ƈħåɴ ♥ Posted October 13, 2008 Report Share Posted October 13, 2008 Okay, since I have time, here's the next issue of A Stormtrooper's Point of View: *At a distant part of the galaxy, not too far away from the Death Star, a cry of pain is heard.* Stormtrooper A: GAH!!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!?!?! WHY ARE YOU SHOOTING YOUR FRIENDLIES?Stormtrooper B: Don't question me. I am your superior.Stormtrooper A: WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT? ALL YOU ARE, IS THAT YOUR GREEN, AND I'M WHITE!!! Wait, is this a Stormtroopist thing?Stormtrooper B: What? Oh? No... It's just that I kind of hate you, for ever being in my group. Remember, we Greens are the Elite, and we never work with others. Especially the likes of you.Stormtrooper A: THEN I WAS CORRECT!!! YOUR STORMTROOPIST!!!Stormtrooper B: That's not even a word. Get over it. Before I shoot you in the crotch.Stormtrooper A: WELL IT IS NOW!!! AND I DON'T HAVE A CROTCH! Wait, did I just say that?Stormtrooper B: Oookay then... I think I'm out of here. *Stormtrooper B leaves.*Stormtrooper A: Well... um... that went out well... Anyways, time to go back to the hidden base for some patching up. *Back at the Death Star, Stormtrooper Joe has no clue as to what he should to do.* Joe: Man... I need ideas... Before it's too late, and the Rebellion reaches us. Should I just go straight to the planet? But what if I get called for a important mission, and I'm not there? Okay, think... Just think... *At the Core Room, two Stormtroopers are working on maintaining the temperature in the Death Star.* Stormtrooper A: Hey Pat, why do we do this?Pat: I don't know. I guess we were made to do this forever.Stormtrooper A: I hate this job.Pat: You think? We've been doing this for.. Deathus Speakerus™: ATTENTION ALL OF YOU LOWLIFES IN THE CONTROL ROOM: YOU SHALL NOW BE EXTERMINATED FOR BLASPHEMY AGAINST OUR ONE AND ONLY TRUE GOD, DARTH *static* LIKES PANCAKES. PLEASE TUNE IN NEXT TIME FOR OUR ONE AND ONLY SHOW ON THE DEATH STAR, MAKING PANCAKES WITH STORMTROOPERS. Pat: Uh... What happened?Stormtrooper A: Dunno. Maybe some technical difficulties.Pat: Weren't we suppost to fix that damn contraption two years ago?Stormtrooper A: Huh. Guess so. Oh well. Shall we look at the show then?Pat: Sure. I'll get our Lazerous Cutterus™ ready.Stormtrooper A: Did you really have to say ™ at the end of that?Pat: I don't want to be sued for Stormtrooper-right infringement™. *Stormtrooper A gives a dry stare. Meanwhile, at the cafeteria...* Stormtrooper A: La de dum... Making a drum... Full of rum... Lots of gum... Pay me your sum... Making lots of thum...Stormtrooper B: Thum's not a word. And your singing doesn't ever make sense.Stormtrooper A: Shut up. I don't see you doing any better. I gotta make these orders for Anakin, or I'll get fried myself.Stormtrooper B: True, but if you didn't sing, you might have started actually doing something by now. All you have been doing is doing the moonwalk two hours straight now.Stormtrooper A: Shut up. Not like you can dance.Stormtrooper B: How the **** does a Stormtrooper moonwalk anyway? *Back at Joe's room, he is still pondering about his doomed-to-fail plan.* Joe: I GOT IT!!!! YES!!! MUAHAHAHAHA!!! THIS IS THE PERFECT PLAN. IT IS SO NOT-DOOMED-TO-FAIL. Now if I can just get out of here... *Joe notices that the door's locked from the inside, because he stupidly forgot to pay his monthly payments to the Stormtractor, and he decided to just switch the door's functionality.* Joe: WTF?!?!?!?! NO. NO. YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME. WHY? WHY OF ALL THINGS, PUT A INSIDE-OUT DOOR THAT'S LOCKED? WHY? *To be Continued...* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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