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*A Stormtrooper's Point of View during the Rebellion*

 

Stormtrooper A: Hey Bob, why are we serving Darth Sidious? With our numbers, we could just own the crap out of him and have world domination.

Bob: That is because he has the Force.

Stormtrooper A: What's the Force?

Bob: It's this imaginary thing that emits from people who believe in it, and it can smite you to hell.

Stormtrooper A: Does it hurt?

Bob: No sh*t.

Stormtrooper A: How would you know? You haven't even tried getting hurt by it yet.

Bob: I know, because I've seen other Stormtroopers die by the Force.

Stormtrooper A: Huh. Well, alright, but I'll find other people to help me.

 

*In another room of the Death Star*

 

Stormtrooper A: I need somebody to help me rebel against Darth. Hey, Peter! Hey!

Peter: What do you want, Joe?

Joe: I want to fight against Darth Sidious, so we can have world domination.

Peter: Why would you want that?

Joe: Because it's cool.

Peter: Well, good luck, because I ain't getting killed by the Force.

Joe: WTF IS THIS "FORCE" THAT EVERYONE TALKS ABOUT?!?!?!?!

 

*Anakin enters.*

 

Anakin: Problem here, minion?

Joe: Oh, no...

Anakin: Did you want to see my master?

Joe: Um... No, Peter here needs to go. He kind of, um, committed a serious crime, and um, he needs to be punished.

Peter: WHAT?!?!

Anakin: Very well.

 

*Anakin Force Grabs Peter.*

 

Peter: *cough* AHHHHH!!!! *cough*

Joe: So THAT'S the Force... Cool... I wonder how I can harness that energy. Like damn...

 

*To be Continued*

 

Did you like what I wrote? If you do, I can continue it.

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Oh, right. It's a fanfic, that I made myself in two minutes just now, but I don't want to continue if more people don't like it.

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