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Lol, haha, that's okay. Here, I'll continue it. This is a special, and it's focused on the guys at the base.

 

*Away from all the weird stuff happening on the Death Star, we join Stormtrooper Elite Green at the garbage compacter room.*

 

Stormtrooper Elite Green: Damn. The walls are closing in on me, and there are no exits. I guess this is it for me. Might as well sit down, and fall asleep. Would be a good way to end my life peacefully.

 

*The compressor suddenly stops.*

 

Stormtrooper Elite Green: Huh? It stopped? What?

 

*Back in the Control Room, Stormtrooper Super Elite Red goes to the garbage disposal hole and speaks.*

 

Stormtrooper Super Elite Red: If you do not wish to die, please apologize and I will set you free. Besides, I can't just kill you like that.

Stormtrooper Elite Green: WHY THE HELL HAVEN'T YOU KILLED ME YET?!?!?!? YOU LOSER!!

Stormtrooper Super Elite Red: Like I said before, I can't just kill you like that. But if you really wish to persist, I will continue your destruction.

Stormtrooper Elite Green: YEAH?!?!?! WELL, SCREW YOU, AND GO DIE IN A WORM HOLE!

Stormtrooper Super Elite Red: If I were you, I would refrain from using that kind of language at me.

Stormtrooper Elite Green: WELL, I DON'T CARE, SO KILL ME, YOU WORTHLESS STORMTROOPER! YOU GOT NOTHING ON ME!

Stormtrooper Super Elite Red: *sigh* Very well, if that is what you really want. *Presses the button again.* Good bye, dear brother.

 

*The compressor activates again, and continues to close in on Stormtrooper Elite Green.*

 

Stormtrooper Elite Green: Damn. She really DID do it. I didn't think she'd have the guts to do that. Oh well, I'll probably die now. Good bye, miserable life. I hate you, stupid sister.

 

*Suddenly, the compressor stops.*

 

Stormtrooper Elite Green: WTF?? WHY DID YOU STOP THE THING?!?!?!

Stormtrooper Super Elite Red: I can't kill my brother. Now get the hell back up here or I'll kill you for real.

Stormtrooper Elite Green: Hah. I dare you to press that button again.

Stormtrooper Super Elite Red: *sigh* Why might you always persist? You don't gain anything, anyway.

Stormtrooper Elite Green: Don't concern me with what you feel. And besides, I couldn't get out even if I did give in to your DEMANDS, so you might as well kill me.

Stormtrooper Super Elite Red: If we can empty the room filled with garbage, how isn't there an exit?

Stormtrooper Elite Green: What? Oh man, I didn't think of that.

Stormtrooper Super Elite Red: That is precisely why I succeeded you faster as a Super Elite. *Presses the "Empty Container" button.* Good luck finding your way back outside.

 

*Suddenly, a large chute appears underneath Stormtrooper Elite Green, and he gets sucked into the hole.*

 

Stormtrooper Elite Green: I HATE YOUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuu....................

 

*To be Continued...*

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