Purple Dinosaur Posted August 12, 2007 Report Share Posted August 12, 2007 If you have a confession and you feel like telling somebody who doesn't laugh at that kind of stuff...you've come to the right place!!! Time to scream your most weirdest stuff out!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HORUS Posted August 12, 2007 Report Share Posted August 12, 2007 i killed 3 people. just kidding it was really 5. but seriously folks, i dont think much is going to come out in this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dante Dimercurio Posted August 12, 2007 Report Share Posted August 12, 2007 Well i was eating breakfeast my sister pulled a prank on me to make me fart alot then when i went to school i did a HUGE FART i got kicked outa class... This may be true and it maybe fake choose Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tkill93 Posted August 12, 2007 Report Share Posted August 12, 2007 Most of the things i have to say wouldnt be funny in the least, and most are too personal. >_> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Falling Pizza Posted August 12, 2007 Administrators Report Share Posted August 12, 2007 I killed 3 people. not 5, 3. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HORUS Posted August 12, 2007 Report Share Posted August 12, 2007 Most of the things i have to say wouldnt be funny in the least' date=' and most are too personal. >_>[/quote'] yeah. and some of mine are kinda illegal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberdude Posted August 12, 2007 Report Share Posted August 12, 2007 i killed 26 people robbed a bank and fled to mexico Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerryFreelance Posted August 12, 2007 Report Share Posted August 12, 2007 Wow you guys are BA. I'm much more simple than that. I'm in love with a stripper :oops: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kocrow17 Posted August 12, 2007 Report Share Posted August 12, 2007 I have commited multiple acts of incest (I forgot it was a family reunion), pedophilia (Hey, she said hse was 18!), beastiality (That jabroni came on to me), and I am also a chronic lier (No, I'm not). XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Static Posted August 12, 2007 Report Share Posted August 12, 2007 I profit from drug deals, though I have nothing to do with them. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quicksilver Posted August 13, 2007 Report Share Posted August 13, 2007 I killed 3 people. not 5' date=' 3.[/quote']Is that a reference to Monty Python and the Holy Grail?"ONE, TWO, FIVE-""THREE SIR""THREE!!!"*holy hand grenade is thrown, the beast explodes* Anyway, I really hate double posters. I'm a mod on another forum, and I don't care what the admin says - If someone double posts, I immediately edit their first post by inserting the second post into it and deleting the second post. I also frequently change people's spelling if they can't spell right. It might be an innocent mistake, but I'll still edit it so it's right (except if the spelling is so bad I just leave it as a monument to stupidity) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerryFreelance Posted August 13, 2007 Report Share Posted August 13, 2007 I killed 3 people. not 5' date=' 3.[/quote']Is that a reference to Monty Python and the Holy Grail?"ONE, TWO, FIVE-""THREE SIR""THREE!!!"*holy hand grenade is thrown, the beast explodes* Anyway, I really hate double posters. I'm a mod on another forum, and I don't care what the admin says - If someone double posts, I immediately edit their first post by inserting the second post into it and deleting the second post. I also frequently change people's spelling if they can't spell right. It might be an innocent mistake, but I'll still edit it so it's right (except if the spelling is so bad I just leave it as a monument to stupidity) Actually, I believe it was in response to what HORUS said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quicksilver Posted August 13, 2007 Report Share Posted August 13, 2007 I killed 3 people. not 5' date=' 3.[/quote']Is that a reference to Monty Python and the Holy Grail?"ONE, TWO, FIVE-""THREE SIR""THREE!!!"*holy hand grenade is thrown, the beast explodes* Anyway, I really hate double posters. I'm a mod on another forum, and I don't care what the admin says - If someone double posts, I immediately edit their first post by inserting the second post into it and deleting the second post. I also frequently change people's spelling if they can't spell right. It might be an innocent mistake, but I'll still edit it so it's right (except if the spelling is so bad I just leave it as a monument to stupidity) Actually, I believe it was in response to what HORUS said.Well, originally I was going to quote him on that. :\ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Falling Pizza Posted August 13, 2007 Administrators Report Share Posted August 13, 2007 It was both a response to what Horus said, AND a reference to Monty Python and the Holy Grail. I thought it was quite cleverly done, don't you? BTW Guys, everyone knows you're making this all up and at the end of this thread the British Police are going to come and arrest you for your low-budget 2 cent peanut gallery lying humor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerryFreelance Posted August 13, 2007 Report Share Posted August 13, 2007 It was both a response to what Horus said' date=' AND a reference to Monty Python and the Holy Grail. I thought it was quite cleverly done, don't you? BTW Guys, everyone knows you're making this all up and at the end of this thread the British Police are going to come and arrest you for your low-budget 2 cent peanut gallery lying humor.[/quote'] Umm... I wasn't lying. I really am in love with a stripper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Necrophia Posted August 13, 2007 Report Share Posted August 13, 2007 Well. . . I was exposed to premature rape when I was 5 and my father beat me before he and the rest of my family died when a plan landed in our kitchen and missed me by a nose. The smoke would have killed me if my asthma didn't block it off. Also, I got AIDS after I was raped and then cancer due to prolonged exposure to the sun after my house burnt down, since I was homeless. Oh, wait. . . NONE OF THAT HAPPENED! Phew! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerryFreelance Posted August 13, 2007 Report Share Posted August 13, 2007 Well. . . I was exposed to premature rape when I was 5 and my father beat me before he and the rest of my family died when a plan landed in our kitchen and missed me by a nose. The smoke would have killed me if my asthma didn't block it off. Also' date=' I got AIDS after I was raped and then cancer due to prolonged exposure to the sun after my house burnt down, since I was homeless. Oh, wait. . . NONE OF THAT HAPPENED! Phew![/quote'] One time... I ate a monkey with AIDS... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Necrophia Posted August 13, 2007 Report Share Posted August 13, 2007 You sound like an ancient African, except they didn't eat the monkies, they - Nevermind! You could also sound like a homosexual speaking in foreplay lingo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Falling Pizza Posted August 13, 2007 Administrators Report Share Posted August 13, 2007 Hey Guys, don't be making fun of AIDS. I myself have AIDS from sleeping with an average of 2 1/2 women each day since I was 5. Oh wait, THAT'S WILT CHAMBERLAIN, WHO ALSO HAPPENS TO BE AN EXCELLENT DUELIST WHO DEFEATED QUINCY DOUBY! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Necrophia Posted August 13, 2007 Report Share Posted August 13, 2007 Woah is that really a picture of YOU?! Your jaw has a great formature! Your facial structure is pretty good! Wait. . . Your eyes, I can barely read them. NOT GOOD! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerryFreelance Posted August 13, 2007 Report Share Posted August 13, 2007 Woah is that really a picture of YOU?! Your jaw has a great formature! Your facial structure is pretty good! Wait. . . Your eyes' date=' I can barely read them. NOT GOOD![/quote'] You realize that's his siggy, right ma'am? Falling... Where did you get all this Wilt Charmberlain and Quincy Douby playing YGO? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frunk Posted August 13, 2007 Report Share Posted August 13, 2007 I killed my twin because I was embaressed of him - He was born with genitilia on his forehead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Necrophia Posted August 13, 2007 Report Share Posted August 13, 2007 Oh. I almost laughed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quicksilver Posted August 13, 2007 Report Share Posted August 13, 2007 I can watch Yugioh GX... Without 4Kids dubbing :O Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerryFreelance Posted August 13, 2007 Report Share Posted August 13, 2007 Oh. I almost laughed! Me too. I came this close, and then I saw your comment. And I stopped. I just... Stopped. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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