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Yup. best show on T.V. I have seasons 1-6 on DVD. Can't wait for season 7, no matter how disappointing it was. Though the finale rocked. I hate Sara. :K

 

[Grissom and Sara are conducting an experiment, using Greg for a controlled variable]

Sara: So relax and lie down on your back.

Greg: You know, this is exactly like a dream I had once, except it wasn't in a garage and Grissom wasn't watching.

[beat]

Greg: That was a different dream.

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You should. C:

 

Grissom: Greg!

Greg : Yeah?

Grissom: Take off your shoes and socks.

Greg: See, now we're getting into this whole strip forensics thing and I'm not too sure I can hang with that - even if you are my boss.

 

Nick: Hey, Greg

Greg: [looking through the microscope] Shh! I might be looking at the mother of my children here.

Nick: Somebody's been putting in way too much overtime.

Greg: No, man, this is serious. I had a date last night and this girl has the most impossible green eyes. Just... BAM! Shoulder-length blonde hair, intelligent, and she smells so good.

Nick: Cute toes?

Greg: Oh, ideal!

Nick: Mhmm.

Greg: And none are longer than the big toe.

Nick: Mhmm.

Greg: Both feet. But, you know, what I need to know is what's on the inside?

Nick: Oh, what's in her heart?

Greg: No... her DNA. And let me tell you, this girl has got some fine epithelials.

Nick: [laughing] Dude, you're sick. Man, you've officially lost it!

Greg: No, no. There is this guy in Louisville. He charges 300 clams to test your spouse's underwear for foreign DNA. Now, that guy is sick. I'm just a romantic.

Nick: But whatever happened to getting to know someone over coffee, letting the relationship evolve? Romantic is sending flowers, not bogarting her skin cells.

Greg: Ahh, that's boring.

 

Grissom: A Harvard professor conducted an experiment. Asked a bunch of students to watch a basketball game - count the number of times the ball was passed.

Brass: Yeah? Groundbreaking.

Grissom: During the game a person dressed in a gorilla suit ran across the court. Afterward, the professor asked the students if they noticed the gorilla. Fifty percent responded, "what gorilla?"

Brass: That's wonderful, Gil. If I see a gorilla, I'll arrest it.

 

[Lady Heather opens her door, and sees Grissom]

Grissom: May I come in?

Lady Heather: What's the magic word?

Brass [appears from behind the door]: Warrant?

 

Doc Robbins: Hand me that foot, would you?

 

Catherine: We're mid-case. Why do we have to do this now?

Grissom: Well, unless I get these evaluations in, I'll be written up.

Catherine: My goals... all right, for starters, I'd like two consecutive nights off. I would like to cut my triples down to 10 instead of the usual 20, and I would love to find a reliable babysitter so I could have myself some kind of a personal life.

Grissom: You don't have a personal life?

Catherine: Write this down: I haven't had sex in six - no, seven months.

Grissom: How can I help?

[Her eyes widen]

Grissom: You. Advance, I mean.

 

Support Grillows! Down with GSR!

 

Grissom: A girl... in a culvert pipe... at a highway construction site... in the middle of an alfalfa field...

[turns to Brass]

Grissom: You got anything to add?

Brass: Nothing as poetic.

 

Yay for Jimsom

 

Greg: All work and no play makes Greg a dull boy.

Grissom: All play and no work makes Greg an unemployed boy.

Greg: Right.

 

Greg: Ninety-nine bottles of beer on the wall, ninety-nine bottles of beer. Swab one down, run it through CODIS, ninety-eight bottles of beer on the wall.

 

[Looking for clues in a messy trailer]

Nick: People are pigs.

Grissom: Don't insult the pigs, Nick. They're actually very clean.

 

[a rat has just climbed out of a murder victim's mouth]

Brass: Whoa.

Grissom: I think she just ratted herself out.

 

Brass: What are you doing after work?

Grissom: More work.

 

[After Nick leaves the Trace lab, after getting his results from Hodges]

Hodges: "Thank you Hodges for performing that incredibly elaborate test requiring copious concentration and an advanced degree."

 

Brass: Hey, look what I found: a knife with blood on it.

Grissom: Hey, look what I found: dead guy.

 

Grissom: So, let's see. You surf, you scuba dive. You're into latex, you like fashion models and Marilyn Manson. And you also have a coin collection?

Greg: Weird, ha?

Grissom: Well, I race cockroaches.

 

Nick: [Archie was talking to Nick about a Star Trek episode] You need a girlfriend.

Archie: You first.

 

Catherine: How about the grill marks?

Hodges: [sarcastic] Oh, yeah, I'll just run it through the hot dog appliances database.

 

Warrick: Who brings a gun to a knife fight?

Grissom: The winner?

 

Grissom: I tend not to believe people; they lie. The evidence never lies.

 

Greg: [about Sara, to Nick] You want a Valium for her?

Sara: I heard that!

 

Nick: [Greg opens a cupboard and pulls out a book] I thought that's where you kept your porn?

Greg: Oh, I move it around.

 

 

[liquid from the trunk of a car containing two corpses splashes up onto Greg's face and into his mouth]

Sara: Technically, that makes you a cannibal. Grissom would be proud.

Greg: Grissom would have tasted it on purpose.

 

Probably my all-time favorite CSI quote. Season 6, ep. 1.

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Yu-gi-oh! Abridged quotes

Bandit Keith: In America!

 

Kaiba: Screw the rules I have money!

 

Kaiba: Screw the money I have rules! Wait let me try that again.

 

Tristan: in a couple of hours the sun will rise.

Tea: Just what the F#@% is that supposed to mean!

 

Joey: Man this fairy is really annoying, let's kill it.

 

Tea: I'm sick of you flirting with my future husband. It's time we settled this like real women.

Tristan: WooHoo Cat fight.

Tea: No not like that.

Tristan: Mud Wrestling?

Tea: No.

Tristan: Naked Pillow Fight?

Tea: NO!

Bakura: Embroidery contest? (everyone is silent) What?

 

Bakura: I don't want to sleep with a girl.

Tristan: Nobody cares what you want.

Bakura: (whispers) my mommy does.

 

Rebecca's teddy bear: Your mother plays card games in hell!

 

Kaiba: It's time for the ultimate cartoon showdown, Japanese animantion versus American animation.

Bandit Keith: Hey, you can't use that word, it belongs to america only americans are allowed to..

Kaiba: Shut the F#@& up.

Bandit Keith: (Whispers) In america.

 

Tristan: My voice gives me super strength!

 

Kemo: Attention Duelists!

 

Bandit Keith: your not American your not even wearing a flag on your head!

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"If you're not outraged, you're not paying attention."

 

"Well, beat me senseless and call me happy!"

 

"I'm so happy I could poop a rainbow."

 

"Admit nothing. Deny everything. Make counter-accusations."

 

"Follow your dreams [except that one where your in school in your underwear]."

 

"Change is good. You go first."

 

"This year, vacation in Hell! Then going back to work won't seem so bad!"

 

"Forgive and forget. But keep a list of names."

 

"Take my advice. I'm not using it."

 

"END HOMELESSNESS AND HUNGER! [Eat the homeless]"

 

"Aim for the stars! But first, aim for their bodyguards."

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"I never knew child porn could be so awesome" - Wishes to remain anonymous

 

" It's getting hard all of a sudden and I dont know why.." -Eli while lifting. (me)

" Thats what she said" - Chaoserver

*drop weights* - eli (me)

 

"The supreme irony of life is that hardly anyone gets out of it alive." - Gist

 

"The most common variety is carrot-shaped, 8 to 14 inches (20 to 35 cm) long, and 2 to 4 inches (5 to 10 cm) in diameter." - Wiki on radishes xD

 

Stuff here

http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Henry_David_Thoreau/

 

 

SAM! Wrote:

YOU ARE THE EPITOME of man whore.

 

Invert Remix (MSN) Wrote:

IL blud aint worth much at all

 

Important ones:

"Let The Truth Be Known" - Immortal Technique

"As if We can kill time without injuring eternity" - Henry David Thoreau

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"You need Shelby like a fish needs a bicycle. And trust me. Fish need bicycles." - My friend Shelby

 

"If you have 3 quarters, 4 dimes, and 4 pennies, you have $1.19. You also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar." Tristan, trying to change the subject.

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