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Even though the opening post is an obvious joke' date=' the funny part of the topic lies in the responses.

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So wait, you mean there wasn't anything having to do with the tcg hidden in your wilfordnese and the post was just a pointless post that was made for the lulz and possibly out of boredom?

 

I need to stop over thinking things...

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bury the year Newbie

bury the year

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I think that I looked this over, and saw it as: a) obvious spam, and b) kinda surreal in the whole "flow" of it. Thanks for makin' my day a bit more weird, Crab.

 

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Even though the opening post is an obvious joke' date=' the funny part of the topic lies in the responses.

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So wait, you mean there wasn't anything having to do with the tcg hidden in your wilfordnese and the post was just a pointless post that was made for the lulz and possibly out of boredom?

I need to stop over thinking things...

If you, and everyone else did that, this thread would be fixed.

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I swear' date=' you kids these days. I finally manage to get my internets working again, and I see crap like this all over. Well, I've had enough. It's high time that I, Wilford Brimley, taught you kids a lesson.

 

I wouldn't need to do this if your parents would just do their jobs properly, but no, of course they can't. I was earning my living back when your parents were in diapers, so you damn well better show me some respect for that. Anyhow, your parents' generation was a load of crap. Irresponsible layabouts, the lot of them, and with ridiculous hair. Wouldn't respect their elders, you know. A lot of them were probably commies, too. Wanted us to make peace with the Russian Communists, they did.

 

Oh, yes, I remember those Russian Communists. They pretended to be on our side during that one war, after the German Communists betrayed [i']them[/i], but then they betrayed us afterward. Can't trust these commies, you know. They want to take everything for themselves, so they can then give it to their lazy public. They don't understand what hard work really means. Not like me. By the time I was eight, I was helping my parents in the coal mines so that we wouldn't starve to death. But it built character, and made me the person I am today. Anyhow, the point is that I fought in the war against those Russian Communists. Well, actually, it was against the Korean Communists, but they're all basically the same anyhow. Damn Communists. And before that, at home, we tracked down the commies hiding in our town. There was a commie that ran one of the corner shops, so we burned the shop down.

 

But that's not what you kids do today, is it? No, of course not. You couldn't care less whether the fool behind the counter was an American or a commie. You're too busy spray-painting graffiti on the shop walls for no good reason, and it's all because of your crap parenting. Your damn hippie parents don't understand discipline, no sir. They didn't understand that we needed to discipline the commies back in the Cold War, and they sure don't understand how to discipline you young'uns. And they spoil you kids, too, which is why they spend so much money buying all these ridiculous card-things for you just so you can play some stupid game. Back during the war, the only deck we had was a good, old-fashioned, fifty-two card deck, except that we only had fifty-one cards because we were missing the six of diamonds. But we didn't squander our money so we never bought a new one, and we certainly didn't waste thousands of dollars each on these newfangled cards just to play one crap game.

 

Speaking of the war, the only war you kids really know is from stupid video games. You've never seen a real, good war. Back when we were fighting the commies, we actually died when we got hit. We didn't just wait for our shields to regenerate. And the grenades were different, too. You couldn't just paint one of them blue and make it somehow stick to a German soldier. And you needed to pull the pin out at just the right time, or you'd blow yourself to smithereens.

 

But more importantly, bad things are happening on these internets, and it's all because of you kids. We've got Brits and Aussies here, even though the Internet is American, and we've got women here, even though there's no need for a computer in the kitchen. But worst of all, you kids spend way too much time on here. It's not healthy. Your parents did something wrong to you damn young'uns, and you lot are going to do something worse to your own kids. Even the commies weren't quite as threatening as you lot. America can't defend itself against itself.

 

So enough of this. Stop squandering your money on cards and squandering your time on computers and squandering your freedom by going to jail for spray-painting graffiti and shoplifting from good loyal Americans instead of from Communist spies. Because the next time Germany and Russia decide to kill everyone, it won't matter how powerful your deck is or how many Koopas you've stomped. You'll need to actually live in this world, not your bloody fantasy one, and the only way America's going to have a chance of defeating the enemy is if all of you lot defect to Japan.

 

Yep, that's our Wilford.

 

Welcome back, Crab Helmet.

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