Jokes!

[GoldWolf]

Hi this is a thread about jokes just post in your jokes or comment on them.

Heres one to start us off. Have you herd of the magic tractor?

It goes along a road makes a left & turns in to a field! :lol:

[Death Metal]

My joke is......sarcasm :O

[Cyber Altair]

such topics are pointless and belong in the games section....

[Kaitou Kid]

"Your mamma is so fat..."

"Dont you be talkin' bout my mama!"

"OK I'll talk about you daddy.Your daddy is SOOO fat when he sat in the classroom he sat around EEEVVVEEERRRYYYOOONNNNEEE.But he still wasnt as fat as your fat mamma!"

[Lazer Yoshi]

A man walks into the hospital.

He says to the doctor "I have a tapeworm! What do we do??"

The doctor says "Drop your pants." The many drops his pants , feeling wierd.

The doctor comes back with milk and cookies. He puts the milk and cookies in his underwear. He says to keep them in his underwear and come back next week.

Next week, the doctor puts more milk and cookies into the dude's underwear.

After a few months, the guy comes back once again.

The doctor now puts only milk in his pants.

"What now?" said the patient.

"Wait" said the doctor.

They wait for about 5 minutes.

Then a tapeworm shoots out of the dude's butt and says "Where the hell's my cookie!!!???" and the doctor beats up the worm with a bat.

The moral of the story is: Tapeworms like cookies.

[Doom™]

Yoshi, that joke is weird.

 

I have a short joke.

 

A man walks into a bar. "Ouch"

[Lazer Yoshi]

^ Yes, I know, but it's funny >.>

[Willieh]

A man and a badger are sitting in a bar.

 

[spoiler=punchline] the badger kills the man HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

 

[Zack Blaze]

Ok there is this guy who is watching TV and he hears "When the Log rolls over we will all be dead"

So he goes upstairs and he hears it again. Louder "When the log rolls over we will all be dead"

So he goes into his room he hears it again Louder "When the log rolls over we will all be dead"

So he goes in to the Bathroom and sees 4 ants on a piece of poop saying "When the log rolls over we will all be dead"

[GoldWolf]

Cool

[Lazer Yoshi]

Slogans are gross. "Think outside the bun!!!" "Let's spice up your night!!!!" "Im lovin it"

[Psycho Shocker Android]

I went for a 5 km run...





2 laps around your mom !


And this epic one from dane cook http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UH6XdfWBuIQ

[Jericho]

[spoiler=FUNNY JOKE]A guy walks into a bar with a giraffe. They both sit at the bar and proceed to drink the night away. After a while' date=' the plastered giraffe passes out and falls to the floor. The guy continues to drink and after a while, gets up and heads for the door. The Barternter stops him, points to the giraffe, and says, "Hey, you going to leave that lyin' there?" And the man looks at the giraffe, then the bartender, the giraffe, then the bartender, back to the giraffe, then to the bartender and says, "That's not a lion, that's a giraffe."[/color']

[herbie]

2 fish are in a tank

the first one says to the other

"ill steer while you man the guns"

[thunderfang12]

bump

[dragon slayer 3]

herbie i dont get it and cory dark star theres no joke

 

so hers my joke and chicken steals a car and heads to mexico when he gets there he gets eaten bu a wolf the end and the moral is wolfs love to eat chickens

[bury the year]

Your sig's too big. There's a joke... Wait, it's true.

[rico203]

dadyslep

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good ,a

[Dark]

A penguin walks into a bar and orders not one, not two, but three drinks. The penguin gives 100 Dollars and gets 10 Dollars back as change. The waiter than asks "There are not a lot of penguins in this bar...". Then penguin says, "At these prices, I am not surpirsed."

[Lazer Yoshi]

Two boys are walking across the street, and they see a dog licking itself.

The boy says "I wish I could do that."

The other boy says "I'm pretty sure the dog would bite you.

[Jericho]

CoryDarkstar theres no joke

 

Have you not heard of invisible text?

 

 

 

A guy walks into a bar with a giraffe. They both sit at the bar and proceed to drink the night away. After a while, the plastered giraffe passes out and falls to the floor. The guy continues to drink and after a while, gets up and heads for the door. The Barternter stops him, points to the giraffe, and says, "Hey, you going to leave that lyin' there?" And the man looks at the giraffe, then the bartender, the giraffe, then the bartender, back to the giraffe, then to the bartender and says, "That's not a lion, that's a giraffe."

[Mr. Best Male 2008]

Your mom.

 

lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololol

[Lazer Yoshi]

Me Mum is Christian, and me Papi is Muslim. That makes me Christmas.

[Spiff!]

lulz.if you want serious lulz,though,try The 213 Things You Can't Do In The US Army

[ChronosCrowler]

You know, I am a half breed myself!

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Half Sheppard!

 

LOL! hahahahahaha