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can i join as storm or black doom i have:

sonic advance 2

sonic adventure

sonic adventure 2 battle

sonic gems collection

sonic mega collection +

shadow the hedgehog

sonic riders

sonic heroes

sonic the hedgehog

and that's about it

oh and i have sonic rush

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Yeah' date=' well, does Jet even have [i']wings[/i]? And I have never seen him really fly... and I highly doubt he can fly without his EG.

dude his hands are his wings --_--"

and if you say this how about wave?

 

You can't fly with arms that happen to be feathered. They're too thick.

Wave can't fly, etiher. No anthro in the games can fly except Tails.

•ROUGE: Wings too small.

•JET: Wings cylindrical.

•WAVE: Wings cylindrical.

•STORM: Wings cylindrical, waaaaay too fat.

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What about Shadow is so cool that everyone wants to be him? Sonic beats him on all accounts, and yet, still, people want to be Shadow. Really, name an arena. Sonic will beat Shadow in it.

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RULES OF SONIC

1. Sonblaze FTW.

2. Whatever you do, don't play Knuckles Chaotix.

3. Don't give Sonic weapons.

4. Under no circumstances should anyone play the exploration (Knux/Rouge) levels more than once in SA2(B).

5. Sonamy is for n00bs.

6. Sonic Rush - Tension ≥ S3&K.

7. Sonic CD is way too complicated (albeit good).

8. Don't put Sonic on a team.

9. Make the levels actually hard.

10. Sonic and humans don't mix, except in the case of the Robotniks.

11. Mephiles sucks.

12. Sonic should stick to fighting robots.

13. Hyper Sonic FTW.

14. Don't give anyone but Sonic, Blaze, Shadow, and Silver Super forms, and don't give anyone but Sonic a Hyper form.

15. Eggman is a crazy idiot.

16. Never trust Metal Sonic.

17. In evil plot making, Eggman Nega >>> Eggman.

18. Kill all robots.

19. Sonic music is awesome.

20. Music from Secret Rings, Sonic 2006, and Shadow the Hedgehog and Sonic R - i can't belive you left out Sonic R the music from that game sucked more than lifeitself are exceptions to the above.

21. Never step on a conveyor belt or into a stasis capsule if you don't want to be a mindless robot drone.

22. Shadow loses his memory too much.

23. Look before you leap.

24. The high road is faster and easier than the low road.

25. The right-hand rule always applies.

26. Don't put Sonic in a room full of enemies and force him to defeat them all. That works for LoZ, not Sonic.

27. Sonic 2006 was a complete failure, especially in plot.

28. Following up on the above, don't ship anthros with humans.

29. Knux and Tikal aren't siblings; anyone who believes so is probably just a sore Knuxouge fan.

30. Anthro dragons are complete fail, especially Dulcy.

31. Sonic + Music = Fail.

32. Sonic + Royalty = Not Fail.

33. Sonic + Blaze = FTW.

34. THERE IS PORN OF IT. NO EXCEPTIONS.

35. If a character was only in a suckish game, they don't exist. Examples include Mephiles and Elise, Bark and Bean, Chocola, and Black Doom.

36. Don't put Sonic in a vehicle. No one needs a car if they can run Mobius loops on their own.

37. Celebrate June 23. Preferably in solitude, so no one can observe your geekiness.

38. Sonic shouldn't go back to Earth.

39. Final bosses are usually just excuses for you to fight as Super Sonic.

40. For some reason, Shadow the Hedgehog's last boss was better than Sonic Rush's. Although that's not saying much.

41. Sonic Heroes did super battles and gimmicks right. But that's pretty much it.

42. This is the answer to life, the universe, and everything.

43. Tails Doll is, in actuality, nowhere near as awesome as he looks.

44. Neo Metal Sonic > Metal Sonic, even if he does wear a sideskirt.

45. Bump.

46. Nothing can accelerate past the speed of light, and this applies in Sonic's universe as well; however, Hyper Sonic is made of tachyons and therefore have no choice but to constantly move beyond lightspeed.

47. The "light dash" is a sort of teleportation through rings that doesn't actually breach lightspeed.

48. No one (Hyper Sonic exculded) does or has breached lightspeed.

49. The average speed for Sonic characters (Tails with tails, Blaze sans fire, Sonic and Shadow excluded) is 132 MPH; they keep up with the main characters by using their backlash.

50. Sonic Riders is essentially a giant continuity error, if a good game nonetheless.

51. The Final Final Battle! Giga Bowser, Ganondorf, and Mewtwo all against one Smasher... How will he or she fare?

52. Jet is probably faster on the ground than on Extreme Gear; he just uses the gear to compensate for the fact that Sonic is the fastest thing alive.

53. Note that SatAM Sonic was a brilliant concept executed horribly, and that the only good thing that came of it was the phrase "Fastest Thing Alive."

54.Sonic-Speed=Fail x 100000000000000000000000000

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