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RULES OF SONIC

1. Sonblaze FTW.

2. Whatever you do, don't play Knuckles Chaotix.

3. Don't give Sonic weapons.

4. Under no circumstances should anyone play the exploration (Knux/Rouge) levels more than once in SA2(B).

5. Sonamy is for n00bs.

6. Sonic Rush - Tension ≥ S3&K.

7. Sonic CD is way too complicated (albeit good).

8. Don't put Sonic on a team.

9. Make the levels actually hard.

10. Sonic and humans don't mix, except in the case of the Robotniks.

11. Mephiles sucks.

12. Sonic should stick to fighting robots.

13. Hyper Sonic FTW.

14. Don't give anyone but Sonic, Blaze, Shadow, and Silver Super forms, and don't give anyone but Sonic a Hyper form.

15. Eggman is a crazy idiot.

16. Never trust Metal Sonic.

17. In evil plot making, Eggman Nega >>> Eggman.

18. Kill all robots.

19. Sonic music is awesome.

20. Music from Secret Rings, Sonic 2006, and Shadow the Hedgehog and Sonic R - i can't belive you left out Sonic R the music from that game sucked more than lifeitself are exceptions to the above.

21. Never step on a conveyor belt or into a stasis capsule if you don't want to be a mindless robot drone.

22. Shadow loses his memory too much.

23. Look before you leap.

24. The high road is faster and easier than the low road.

25. The right-hand rule always applies.

26. Don't put Sonic in a room full of enemies and force him to defeat them all. That works for LoZ, not Sonic.

27. Sonic 2006 was a complete failure, especially in plot.

28. Following up on the above, don't ship anthros with humans.

29. Knux and Tikal aren't siblings; anyone who believes so is probably just a sore Knuxouge fan.

30. Anthro dragons are complete fail, especially Dulcy.

31. Sonic + Music = Fail.

32. Sonic + Royalty = Not Fail.

33. Sonic + Blaze = FTW.

34. THERE IS PORN OF IT. NO EXCEPTIONS.

35. If a character was only in a suckish game, they don't exist. Examples include Mephiles and Elise, Bark and Bean, Chocola, and Black Doom.

36. Don't put Sonic in a vehicle. No one needs a car if they can run Mobius loops on their own.

37. Celebrate June 23. Preferably in solitude, so no one can observe your geekiness.

38. Sonic shouldn't go back to Earth.

39. Final bosses are usually just excuses for you to fight as Super Sonic.

40. For some reason, Shadow the Hedgehog's last boss was better than Sonic Rush's. Although that's not saying much.

41. Sonic Heroes did super battles and gimmicks right. But that's pretty much it.

42. This is the answer to life, the universe, and everything.

43. Tails Doll is, in actuality, nowhere near as awesome as he looks.

44. Neo Metal Sonic > Metal Sonic, even if he does wear a sideskirt.

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Heres something for the rules sonic drift 1 and 2 and both sonic riders even though riders are decent there a discrase to sonic.

there is something similar to that 36. Don't put Sonic in a vehicle. No one needs a car if they can run Mobius loops on their own.

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RULES OF SONIC

1. Sonblaze FTW.

2. Whatever you do, don't play Knuckles Chaotix.

3. Don't give Sonic weapons.

4. Under no circumstances should anyone play the exploration (Knux/Rouge) levels more than once in SA2(B).

5. Sonamy is for n00bs.

6. Sonic Rush - Tension ≥ S3&K.

7. Sonic CD is way too complicated (albeit good).

8. Don't put Sonic on a team.

9. Make the levels actually hard.

10. Sonic and humans don't mix, except in the case of the Robotniks.

11. Mephiles sucks.

12. Sonic should stick to fighting robots.

13. Hyper Sonic FTW.

14. Don't give anyone but Sonic, Blaze, Shadow, and Silver Super forms, and don't give anyone but Sonic a Hyper form.

15. Eggman is a crazy idiot.

16. Never trust Metal Sonic.

17. In evil plot making, Eggman Nega >>> Eggman.

18. Kill all robots.

19. Sonic music is awesome.

20. Music from Secret Rings, Sonic 2006, and Shadow the Hedgehog and Sonic R - i can't belive you left out Sonic R the music from that game sucked more than lifeitself are exceptions to the above.

21. Never step on a conveyor belt or into a stasis capsule if you don't want to be a mindless robot drone.

22. Shadow loses his memory too much.

23. Look before you leap.

24. The high road is faster and easier than the low road.

25. The right-hand rule always applies.

26. Don't put Sonic in a room full of enemies and force him to defeat them all. That works for LoZ, not Sonic.

27. Sonic 2006 was a complete failure, especially in plot.

28. Following up on the above, don't ship anthros with humans.

29. Knux and Tikal aren't siblings; anyone who believes so is probably just a sore Knuxouge fan.

30. Anthro dragons are complete fail, especially Dulcy.

31. Sonic + Music = Fail.

32. Sonic + Royalty = Not Fail.

33. Sonic + Blaze = FTW.

34. THERE IS PORN OF IT. NO EXCEPTIONS.

35. If a character was only in a suckish game, they don't exist. Examples include Mephiles and Elise, Bark and Bean, Chocola, and Black Doom.

36. Don't put Sonic in a vehicle. No one needs a car if they can run Mobius loops on their own.

37. Celebrate June 23. Preferably in solitude, so no one can observe your geekiness.

38. Sonic shouldn't go back to Earth.

39. Final bosses are usually just excuses for you to fight as Super Sonic.

40. For some reason, Shadow the Hedgehog's last boss was better than Sonic Rush's. Although that's not saying much.

41. Sonic Heroes did super battles and gimmicks right. But that's pretty much it.

42. This is the answer to life, the universe, and everything.

43. Tails Doll is, in actuality, nowhere near as awesome as he looks.

44. Neo Metal Sonic > Metal Sonic, even if he does wear a sideskirt.

45. Bump.

46. Nothing can accelerate past the speed of light, and this applies in Sonic's universe as well; however, Hyper Sonic is made of tachyons and therefore have no choice but to constantly move beyond lightspeed.

47. The "light dash" is a sort of teleportation through rings that doesn't actually breach lightspeed.

48. No one (Hyper Sonic exculded) does or has breached lightspeed.

49. The average speed for Sonic characters (Tails with tails, Blaze sans fire, Sonic and Shadow excluded) is 132 MPH; they keep up with the main characters by using their backlash.

50. Sonic Riders is essentially a giant continuity error, if a good game nonetheless.

51. The Final Final Battle! Giga Bowser, Ganondorf, and Mewtwo all against one Smasher... How will he or she fare?

52. Jet is probably faster on the ground than on Extreme Gear; he just uses the gear to compensate for the fact that Sonic is the fastest thing alive.

53. Note that SatAM Sonic was a brilliant concept executed horribly, and that the only good thing that came of it was the phrase "Fastest Thing Alive."

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wait a min Supreme, Jet is a hawk so his speed lies in his power to fly not to run, the motiv for him using an Extreme gear is to keep up with sonic on the ground, meaning that he is slow on ground

and i didn't understand the 51 rule

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Event Match #51 is the last Event Match in Super Smash Bros. Mêlée, in which the player must win against Giga Bowser, Ganondorf, and Mewtwo all at once. Interestingly, Jigglypuff, an otherwise worthless character, proved most powerful in this event match for her otherwise worthless Rest, which can strike Giga Bowser easily for an instant KO.

 

Being a hawk, Jet's physique would be extremely aerodynamic, despite the fact that there are yet to be anthros that fly with wings. Hence, he'd be able to cut friction down to a bare minimum, which would in turn increase his speed to amazing levels. If the average is 132 mph, Jet would be just above Blaze without her flames, at 187 mph [300.9204 kph], considering both accounts to be true. With a good tailwind, that number would be multiplied 1.07 to 1.16, resulting in a top speed of 216.92 mph [349.0677 kph]. This is above the established top speed for the Beginner Extreme Gear, which is 208.16 mph [334.9711 kph]; hence, Jet would be faster on the ground than in the air (on an Extreme Gear). One could argue different boards hold different speeds (the Fastest gear has a top speed of 256.44 mph [412.6632 kph]), or that Jet is also considerably slowed by a headwind by a divisor of 1.013 to 1.04 (which means his sprinting speed hits rock bottom at 179.8077 mph [289.3465 kph]). However, in this instance, we are attempting to support the claim, and hence, this theorem.

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Event Match #51 is the last Event Match in Super Smash Bros. Mêlée' date=' in which the player must win against Giga Bowser, Ganondorf, and Mewtwo all at once. Interestingly, Jigglypuff, an otherwise worthless character, proved most powerful in this event match for her otherwise worthless Rest, which can strike Giga Bowser easily for an instant KO.

[b']What does this have to do with sonic --_--"[/b]

 

Being a hawk, Jet's physique would be extremely aerodynamic, despite the fact that there are yet to be anthros that fly with wings. Hence, he'd be able to cut friction down to a bare minimum, which would in turn increase his speed to amazing levels. If the average is 132 mph, Jet would be just above Blaze without her flames, at 187 mph [300.9204 kph], considering both accounts to be true. With a good tailwind, that number would be multiplied 1.07 to 1.16, resulting in a top speed of 216.92 mph [349.0677 kph]. This is above the established top speed for the Beginner Extreme Gear, which is 208.16 mph [334.9711 kph]; hence, Jet would be faster on the ground than in the air (on an Extreme Gear). One could argue different boards hold different speeds (the Fastest gear has a top speed of 256.44 mph [412.6632 kph]), or that Jet is also considerably slowed by a headwind by a divisor of 1.013 to 1.04 (which means his sprinting speed hits rock bottom at 179.8077 mph [289.3465 kph]). However, in this instance, we are attempting to support the claim, and hence, this theorem.

jeez i don't think a bird that can fly can also run fast

Ground Speed - Sonic

Air Speed - Jet

what i'm saying is that without the Extreme Gear jet owns the sky's and Sonic rulez the ground

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Event Match #51 is the last Event Match in Super Smash Bros. Mêlée' date=' in which the player must win against Giga Bowser, Ganondorf, and Mewtwo all at once. Interestingly, Jigglypuff, an otherwise worthless character, proved most powerful in this event match for her otherwise worthless Rest, which can strike Giga Bowser easily for an instant KO.

[b']What does this have to do with sonic --_--"[/b] It has nothing to do with Sonic. Neither does 42, but since it's so awesome, it has to have a place here. Unless you count the fact that Sonic was in Mêlée's sequel.

 

Being a hawk, Jet's physique would be extremely aerodynamic, despite the fact that there are yet to be anthros that fly with wings. Hence, he'd be able to cut friction down to a bare minimum, which would in turn increase his speed to amazing levels. If the average is 132 mph, Jet would be just above Blaze without her flames, at 187 mph [300.9204 kph], considering both accounts to be true. With a good tailwind, that number would be multiplied 1.07 to 1.16, resulting in a top speed of 216.92 mph [349.0677 kph]. This is above the established top speed for the Beginner Extreme Gear, which is 208.16 mph [334.9711 kph]; hence, Jet would be faster on the ground than in the air (on an Extreme Gear). One could argue different boards hold different speeds (the Fastest gear has a top speed of 256.44 mph [412.6632 kph]), or that Jet is also considerably slowed by a headwind by a divisor of 1.013 to 1.04 (which means his sprinting speed hits rock bottom at 179.8077 mph [289.3465 kph]). However, in this instance, we are attempting to support the claim, and hence, this theorem.

jeez i don't think a bird that can fly can also run fast

Ground Speed - Sonic

Air Speed - Jet

what i'm saying is that without the Extreme Gear jet owns the sky's and Sonic rulez the ground

 

Jet can't fly. >.< For some reason, only Tails and robots can fly in Sonic games. Prolly 'cuz Rouge's wings are so small, and Jet's wings don't actually exist.

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Event Match #51 is the last Event Match in Super Smash Bros. Mêlée' date=' in which the player must win against Giga Bowser, Ganondorf, and Mewtwo all at once. Interestingly, Jigglypuff, an otherwise worthless character, proved most powerful in this event match for her otherwise worthless Rest, which can strike Giga Bowser easily for an instant KO.

[b']What does this have to do with sonic --_--"[/b] It has nothing to do with Sonic. Neither does 42, but since it's so awesome, it has to have a place here. Unless you count the fact that Sonic was in Mêlée's sequel.

 

Being a hawk, Jet's physique would be extremely aerodynamic, despite the fact that there are yet to be anthros that fly with wings. Hence, he'd be able to cut friction down to a bare minimum, which would in turn increase his speed to amazing levels. If the average is 132 mph, Jet would be just above Blaze without her flames, at 187 mph [300.9204 kph], considering both accounts to be true. With a good tailwind, that number would be multiplied 1.07 to 1.16, resulting in a top speed of 216.92 mph [349.0677 kph]. This is above the established top speed for the Beginner Extreme Gear, which is 208.16 mph [334.9711 kph]; hence, Jet would be faster on the ground than in the air (on an Extreme Gear). One could argue different boards hold different speeds (the Fastest gear has a top speed of 256.44 mph [412.6632 kph]), or that Jet is also considerably slowed by a headwind by a divisor of 1.013 to 1.04 (which means his sprinting speed hits rock bottom at 179.8077 mph [289.3465 kph]). However, in this instance, we are attempting to support the claim, and hence, this theorem.

jeez i don't think a bird that can fly can also run fast

Ground Speed - Sonic

Air Speed - Jet

what i'm saying is that without the Extreme Gear jet owns the sky's and Sonic rulez the ground

 

Jet can't fly. >.< For some reason, only Tails and robots can fly in Sonic games. Prolly 'cuz Rouge's wings are so small, and Jet's wings don't actually exist.

yeah in Sonic Riders he can't fly because his gear is made that he can keep up with sonic

but think about it

take away the extreme gear, and what do you get? a high speed flying hawk

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