Zantok Posted August 9, 2008 Report Share Posted August 9, 2008 A kindergarten teacher was conducting an experiment in class with lifesavers. She gave the students different lifesavers and they were to identify the flavor without looking at the color. The kids figured out that purple is grape, orange is orange, and red is cherry. Well after those three the teacher passed out one more lifesaver, a mystery flavor. For about 5 minutes the kids were trying to figure out the flavor of the new lifesaver. After a while the teacher gave up and said, "Ok kids, it's what your mom calls your dad." After saying this one kid stood up, spat out the lifesaver and said, "It's an a**hole!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazer Yoshi Posted August 10, 2008 Report Share Posted August 10, 2008 A man walks into the hospital.He says to the doctor "I have a tapeworm! What do we do??"The doctor says "Drop your pants." The many drops his pants , feeling wierd.The doctor comes back with milk and cookies. He puts the milk and cookies in his underwear. He says to keep them in his underwear and come back next week.Next week, the doctor puts more milk and cookies into the dude's underwear.After a few months, the guy comes back once again.The doctor now puts only milk in his pants."What now?" said the patient."Wait" said the doctor. They wait for about 5 minutes.Then a tapeworm shoots out of the dude's butt and says "Where the hell's my cookie!!!???" and the doctor beats up the worm with a bat.The moral of the story is: Tapeworms like cookies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saturn of Elemia Posted August 10, 2008 Report Share Posted August 10, 2008 Here's a joke that I tell people. They always have to think to get it: Three guys walk into a bar.The guy behind them ducks. (The three guys in front walk into a bar - and bump their heads. The guy behind them sees the bar and ducks to avoid it.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willieh Posted August 10, 2008 Author Report Share Posted August 10, 2008 This is a joke I heard a few years ago. I like it: There are these two muffins sitting in an oven. One of the muffins look at the other one and say "Damn, it's hot in here...". The other muffin screams "HOLY sheet!!!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JoshIcy Posted August 10, 2008 Report Share Posted August 10, 2008 The American Justice System. XDD Now thats funny xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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