Spot the Oxymorons...

[Willieh]

See how many oxymorons you can find in this paragraph:

 

I was walking home one day in my car, when I noticed out of the corner of my eye mac truck headed straight towards me. I freaked out and calmly decided what to do. I swerved the car into some nearby ditches. A deaf man then came to my aid because he had heard the noises of the crash. Later a blind woman came out complaining about how I interrupted her television program. Then out of nowhere, a man standing in the crowd pulled out a bullet proof gun. He began to blindly shoot people he was aiming at. The people died on impact, and everyone who was shot was later pronounced dead.

 

Feel free to post your own...happier if you want...versions of this.

[Sixty]

Uh...

 

Deaf people can't hear.

 

Blind people can't see.

 

Guns aren't bullet-proof.

 

They died then died later? The hell?

[2sick4u]

Epic?

Anyway.

This might just be a technicality, but you can't walk home in your car.

Corner of your eye?

I believe our eyes would need to be a square for that to happen. ^_^.

Also, if it's coming straight at you, uhh, yeah. You really shouldn't be looking the other way. ~_~.

You can't freak out and react calmly.

Bah.

Your paragraph needs less oxymorons, and more sense.

;].

Deaf cannot hear.

Blind cannot watch.

Okay, you swerved into the ditch, and yet, a deaf man proclaims to have heard a crash.

... Yeah.

Remember the saying, 2's company, three's a crowd?

Yeah, I believe there'd need to be more than two people there for a man to randomly pull out a gun in a crowd.

A lexan-glass gun you say? Sounds.. real. =/.

Cannot blindly shoot at those you're aiming at.

Dying on impact + Being pronounced dead later= Wtf.

=].

This seems pretty coolz..

Post my own later? Yeah?

[Willieh]

Epic?

Anyway.

This might just be a technicality' date=' but you can't walk home in your car.

Corner of your eye?

I believe our eyes would need to be a square for that to happen. ^_^.

Also, if it's coming straight at you, uhh, yeah. You really shouldn't be looking the other way. ~_~.

You can't freak out and react calmly.

Bah.

Your paragraph needs less oxymorons, and more sense.

;'].

Deaf cannot hear.

Blind cannot watch.

Okay, you swerved into the ditch, and yet, a deaf man proclaims to have heard a crash.

... Yeah.

Remember the saying, 2's company, three's a crowd?

Yeah, I believe there'd need to be more than two people there for a man to randomly pull out a gun in a crowd.

A lexan-glass gun you say? Sounds.. real. =/.

Cannot blindly shoot at those you're aiming at.

Dying on impact + Being pronounced dead later= Wtf.

=].

This seems pretty coolz..

Post my own later? Yeah?

Lol you found all the ones I intentionally put in there :O. Nice job lolcatz