Jack of All Spades Posted June 2, 2011 Report Share Posted June 2, 2011 Tire pressure. What's better; Lollipops or The Colbert Report? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Two-Hundred And One Posted June 3, 2011 Report Share Posted June 3, 2011 Funyuns. I'm kidding; they suck. Can the Rat Man rap? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyng's Old Account Posted June 4, 2011 Report Share Posted June 4, 2011 Only if he changes his name to Steve. If you could lose a sense, which one and why? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Resident Fascist Posted June 4, 2011 Report Share Posted June 4, 2011 If you could lose a sense, which one and why? Smell. Never even really use it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nicο Posted June 4, 2011 Report Share Posted June 4, 2011 Ask a question. <_< Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyng's Old Account Posted June 4, 2011 Report Share Posted June 4, 2011 Get an answer! :lol: How many fingers am I not holding up? (the answer can't be 2) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack of All Spades Posted June 4, 2011 Report Share Posted June 4, 2011 About 3 pounds (this game is a lot more fun when you don't even look at the question you're answering) Who do you see in this ASCII 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Chiri Tsukikawa Posted June 4, 2011 Report Share Posted June 4, 2011 Spiderman. Who do you see when looking at a yellow mouse? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack of All Spades Posted June 5, 2011 Report Share Posted June 5, 2011 An oven full of sh*t. Why do kittens sleep in mittens? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyfe. Posted June 5, 2011 Report Share Posted June 5, 2011 Because gloves would taste terrible. Why am I short-tempered? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VGVentus Posted June 5, 2011 Report Share Posted June 5, 2011 Because your not tall enough to be otherwise. Why are we on this thread? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ｍｒ．Ｒｏｂｏｔ Posted June 5, 2011 Report Share Posted June 5, 2011 Escape on the Pig That's an aircraft? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack of All Spades Posted June 5, 2011 Report Share Posted June 5, 2011 No, it's Pikachu on a hang glider. SD CARD? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chiri Tsukikawa Posted June 5, 2011 Report Share Posted June 5, 2011 Yu-Gi-Oh! card! Why? (hehe...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kodamλ Posted June 5, 2011 Report Share Posted June 5, 2011 Because Sparta demands itHow do you ask a question? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chiri Tsukikawa Posted June 5, 2011 Report Share Posted June 5, 2011 By doing what you just did. How does Flygon get dizzy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack of All Spades Posted June 5, 2011 Report Share Posted June 5, 2011 With 17 matches. How many keys are there in a watermelon factory? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chiri Tsukikawa Posted June 5, 2011 Report Share Posted June 5, 2011 4, 706. How many doors are there in the same watermelon factory? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Two-Hundred And One Posted June 6, 2011 Report Share Posted June 6, 2011 Five, and all of them are trapdoors. Who parked their car... on my SANDWICH?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cody Frost Posted June 6, 2011 Report Share Posted June 6, 2011 My bad. We're still testing the breaks on the SWAT Runner. Now, where the hell are the Metalikats?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack of All Spades Posted June 6, 2011 Report Share Posted June 6, 2011 Popeye the Sailorman's fiber supplement. Is a cow's butt a dairy-ere? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Two-Hundred And One Posted June 6, 2011 Report Share Posted June 6, 2011 Ewe, a pun. How many roads must a man walk down... before he gets crushed by a Thwomp? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack of All Spades Posted June 6, 2011 Report Share Posted June 6, 2011 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSo_2zwPRpE&feature=related Monkeys are fish, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chiri Tsukikawa Posted June 6, 2011 Report Share Posted June 6, 2011 What? No! When does Mario lose to Bowser? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cody Frost Posted June 6, 2011 Report Share Posted June 6, 2011 When Luigi decides to give up. When will "Razor" fire those Saw-Blade Missiles?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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