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Sorry I haven't posted here since last December' date=' Pikachu D:

 

I've seen the Karate Kid. It was okay.

 

Jaden Smith looks A LOT like my friend. I would post his picture but I don't think he'd like that.

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XAZEON!

 

Sorry' date=' haven't been online in a very long time. I saw Karate Kid and thought it was okay too.

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...Are you computerwhiz or are you some guy with a name change?

 

the heck

 

oh hai

 

*starts singing Crazy Train*

 

Crazy' date=' that's how we roll. Millions of people, livin exposed. Maybe, it's not too late. To learn how to love and forget how to hate.

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wut

 

warn

 

God damnit people, I said no one word posts! Xazeon and Twisted get warnings.

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I detect sarcasm in that post Twig.

 

Watson: No shit Sherlock.

 

Holmes: It's just Elementary' date=' my dear friend.

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Nerd: He doesn't actually say that ever

 

Me: Fux.

 

Also, what happened to the BBQ party? D=

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ALRIGHT! Let's start off with a nice little rap.

 

[spoiler=Eminem - Just Lose It Parody]

Down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down!

PIKA-KA…

Guess who's back?

Back again

Pika's back

Tell a friend

KAAAAAAAAAAA

 

Now everyone report to Club Pika

To Club Pika, to Club Pika

Now everyone report to Club Pika

Alright Stop!.....It’s gangsta time

 

Come on little fellas, stop that fap

Why not listen to my brand new rap?

And I don't mean rap as in an outbreak of Pedobear running everywhere

(KA-KA-KA-KA-KA)

No worries, Pikadude’s got his protective gear

Who knows, he could be anywhere near

But screw that anyway, I’ve got beer

Who the hell cares about Kyle,

He had denial, I’ve got style

I go a little bit crazy sometimes

I get a little bit out of control with my rhymes

Good God, dip, and do a rain dance,

Spin around, piss off that Salamance

Up the center of the gym floor

Oh no, you’re done for

You just need to quickly let one go

Nobody's gonna know, who'd hear it?

Give a little "poot poot", it's OK! *POOF*

Oops my CD just skipped

And everyone just heard you let one rip

 

Now I’m gonna make you swing

Just like Chingling

Yea boy do that thing

WHOOPS I mean girl girl girl girl

Girl come on do that twirl

Alright now lose it

(KA-KA-KA-KA-KA)

Just lose it

(KA-KA-KA-KA-KA)

Go crazy

(KA-KA-KA-KA-KA)

Oh baby

(KA-KA)

Oh baby, baby

(KA-KA)

 

Defeated the first gym, onto the second gym

Misty’s too easy, on to the third gym

I just saw my cousin whining in the third gym

Hell those gyms are easy gyms

Cruising on the motorway

Feelin’ kinda breezy

Got my cap off, letting my fur blow

I don’t know where I’m going

All I know is when I get there

I’m gonna yell ‘I BE PWNING’

 

Oh hey young girl, I kinda tired from battles

If you don’t mind I’m gonna hassle

Could you give me all your items and your Pokedex

Maybe your Pokeballs, oh how about some quick sex? (YEAH!)

Now, what's your name girl?

What's your sign?

 

[King Matrix] "Man, you must be up out your mind"

KING! (KA-KA)

Beer Goggles! Blind!

I'm just tryna unwind now I'm

 

Now I’m gonna make you swing

Just like Chingling

Yea boy do that thing

WHOOPS I mean girl girl girl girl

Girl come on do that twirl

Alright now lose it

(KA-KA-KA-KA-KA)

Just lose it

(KA-KA-KA-KA-KA)

Go crazy

(KA-KA-KA-KA-KA)

Oh baby

(KA-KA)

Oh baby, baby

(KA-KA)

 

I lost to the fourth gym and I fainted

I’m in the center, what the hell just happened

Joy said I got knocked out by powder

And I was screaming

(KA-KA-KA-KA-KA)

Well I’m angry, I don’t remember

All I know is this much

I freaking won that

They said, “Leave it, you lost that one

And you yelled to Erika ‘I BE PWNING’

 

Now this is the part where the rap breaks down

It gets real intense, no one makes a sound

Everything looks like it's boss battle now

The beat comes back and everybody lose themselves

Come back to reality

Look it’s Weavile!

Hey, you signed me up to battle?

I just evolved!

Chubba chubba chubba chubba chubba chubbie

I don't have any lines to go right here so, chubba teletubbie!

Fella's (WHAT?!) Fella's (WHAT?!)

Get a pokeball and make the other ones jealous (What?)

Zubat

Golbat

Bulbasaur

Venusaur

Grovyle

Sceptile

Every Pokemon yeah!

 

Everyone come to the battle zone

It’s your chance to win in a one on one

Thunder-types, it’s your moment

Just go (KA-KA-KA-KA)

Thunderbolt him

 

Now I’m gonna make you swing

Just like Chingling

Yea boy do that thing

WHOOPS I mean girl girl girl girl

Girl come on do that twirl

Alright now lose it

(KA-KA-KA-KA-KA)

Just lose it

(KA-KA-KA-KA-KA)

Go crazy

(KA-KA-KA-KA-KA)

Oh baby

(KA-KA)

Oh baby, baby

(KA-KA)

 

Omnomnomnom I be pwning

Omnomnomnom I be pwning

Omnomnomnom You be losing

Omnomnomnom I be pwning

 

 

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Sorry I haven't posted here since last December' date=' Pikachu D:

 

I've seen the Karate Kid. It was okay.

 

Jaden Smith looks A LOT like my friend. I would post his picture but I don't think he'd like that.

[/quote']

 

XAZEON!

 

Sorry' date=' haven't been online in a very long time. I saw Karate Kid and thought it was okay too.

[/quote']

 

...Are you computerwhiz or are you some guy with a name change?

 

the heck

 

oh hai

 

*starts singing Crazy Train*

 

Crazy' date=' that's how we roll. Millions of people, livin exposed. Maybe, it's not too late. To learn how to love and forget how to hate.

[/quote']

wut

 

warn

 

God damnit people, I said no one word posts! Xazeon and Twisted get warnings.

Sorry. I didn't see that D:

 

Am I invited to the BBQ or am I too late?

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oh. can i help with the turdles. i loves turdles. my 4th fav animal. pleazzze! im gonna stop begging now. i am a master about turdles. i have/had 7 of them.

 

You can help with the turdles' date=' but you can't help with the turtles. Kay?

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yeah cause turdles are epicer then turtles

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oh. can i help with the turdles. i loves turdles. my 4th fav animal. pleazzze! im gonna stop begging now. i am a master about turdles. i have/had 7 of them.

 

You can help with the turdles' date=' but you can't help with the turtles. Kay?

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yeah cause turdles are epicer then turtles

 

 

 

633714799399216804-turdles.jpg

 

 

Turtles are 9001 times better than turdles.

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oh. can i help with the turdles. i loves turdles. my 4th fav animal. pleazzze! im gonna stop begging now. i am a master about turdles. i have/had 7 of them.

 

You can help with the turdles' date=' but you can't help with the turtles. Kay?

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yeah cause turdles are epicer then turtles

 

 

 

633714799399216804-turdles.jpg

 

 

Turtles are 9001 times better than turdles.

 

Yes Squrtles are.

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