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People! Beware the Pikachu and its ability to godmod itself out of any battle!

 

 

It will aim for the horn of the Garchomps.

 

It will Thunder Armor itself and take out the Blastoise with bullets.

 

And for my poor Steelix it will instantly learn Focus Blast and take it out in one blow!

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Wait...what? They're all tortoises? lol This calls for an out of character moment.

 

"Would you walk a little faster said a whiting to a snail. There's a porpoise close behind us and he's treading on my tail! See how eagerly the lobsters and the turtles all advance? They are waiting on the shingle will you come and join the dance?"

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Mudkips (or axolotl to the sciency people who are doing things with their lives, unlike the readers reading) are an unrealistically cute Pokemon with a semi-less annoying catch phrase, and are ranked by God as the most kawaii things that ever didn't exist. They outrank desu, puppies, and even baby funk. Mudkip was the starter pokemon no one actually picked, but regardless, they are an internet meme.

Spawned from a DeviantART comment inviting someone to their Pokémon group, the comment basically used the person's apparent affinity for Mudkips to perhaps entice the user to join their group. Whether or not said person actually joined is unknown.

It eventually evolved into a very popular piece of copypasta on 4chan's /b/ telling a story about someone at a school asking "So i herd u liek Mudkips" to some retard who screams back "I LUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRVE MUDKIPS!" This resulted in the retard dry humping a Mudkips doll in the school hallways.

Mudkipz aided Hitler in killing six million jews.

 

That is why, thank you encyclopedia dramatica.

 

@pikapi

It's Soviet AMERICA.

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Mudkips (or axolotl to the sciency people who are doing things with their lives' date=' unlike the readers reading) are an unrealistically cute Pokemon with a semi-less annoying catch phrase, and are ranked by God as the most kawaii things that ever didn't exist. They outrank desu, puppies, and even baby f***. Mudkip was the starter pokemon no one actually picked, but regardless, they are an internet meme.

Spawned from a DeviantART comment inviting someone to their Pokémon group, the comment basically used the person's apparent affinity for Mudkips to perhaps entice the user to join their group. Whether or not said person actually joined is unknown.

It eventually evolved into a very popular piece of copypasta on 4chan's /b/ telling a story about someone at a school asking "So i herd u liek Mudkips" to some retard who screams back "I LUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRVE MUDKIPS!" This resulted in the retard dry humping a Mudkips doll in the school hallways.

Mudkipz aided Hitler in killing six million jews.

 

That is why, thank you encyclopedia dramatica.

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Do you really use that retarded website?

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No, I just did it because you asked.

 

Spawned from a DeviantART comment inviting someone to their Pokémon group, the comment basically used the person's apparent affinity for Mudkips to perhaps entice the user to join their group. Whether or not said person actually joined is unknown.

 

This part is true however.

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If all the turtltes/tortoises teamed up, we'd be screwed.

 

(the order in which turtles and tortoises are catagorized by scienteists is Testudine)

TESTUDINES... TONIGHT, WE DINE IN HELL... WHEN WE GET THERE... EVENTUALLY!!!

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