Encalade Shinamisu Posted July 18, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 18, 2008 "Roxas, your turn! Take both of them while they are still hot and covered in condiments..."*Doe it again* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phantom Roxas Posted July 18, 2008 Report Share Posted July 18, 2008 Roxas howled, but thought to himself with what little conscious the beer hadn't ruined.Wait, why am I doing this? Larxene is just a skank, but I know Namine truly cares for me."I declare Naminé the winner."Several peopled booed and someone threw a beer bottle at Roxas, knocking him out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larxene Posted July 18, 2008 Report Share Posted July 18, 2008 "You little...Maybe I should just kick your ass right now!"Â ~Clariex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Encalade Shinamisu Posted July 18, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 18, 2008 *Threw beer bottle at dude who threw beer bottle...*"That's my son!"OOC: Lolz, you get punked a lot Roxas... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phantom Roxas Posted July 18, 2008 Report Share Posted July 18, 2008 Roxas was lying on the ground."Mm, Naminé in lingerie...."Naminé sighed."I'll take care of him."Naminé dragged into a portal she opened and shut it after her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larxene Posted July 18, 2008 Report Share Posted July 18, 2008 ooc: I think this thread should be rated Pg-13 lolx ~Clariex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phantom Roxas Posted July 18, 2008 Report Share Posted July 18, 2008 OoC: Agreed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larxene Posted July 18, 2008 Report Share Posted July 18, 2008 ooc: Much better lolx :P Ic: *follows Naminé and Roxas*"You had your chance, and now he's mine!" ooc: I gotta go to work now, so I'll be back in about 7-8 hoursAlso, just a suggestion, but I say we finish this part of the RP after I'm done trying to rape Roxas lolxI'll make the new thread if you need me to ^_^ ~Clariex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zexaeon Posted July 18, 2008 Report Share Posted July 18, 2008 "Ya know, we've been having this stare-off for a while now. You don't even talk. Tell ya what, when you're ready to play a children's card game with me, you gimme a call." *takes out a card stolen from Luxord* "Here's my card." *opens a portal and leaves the serious situation* "What the...?" *Sees honey all over the floor* "Xaldin, explain." Xaldin: "Well, Namine and Larxene just had a catfight. With honey. "And I missed it?" Xaldin: Yes. Yes you did. "*BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP*" ooc: xD Clariex, Zexion went to the store and bought more children's trading cards, even though Saix destroyed the other ones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Encalade Shinamisu Posted July 18, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 18, 2008 "Well, you feel stupid. You missed the smexiest catfight of the century and i hit both..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zexaeon Posted July 18, 2008 Report Share Posted July 18, 2008 "Well, this leaves one thing to do. I must simply instigate another fight."Â *grabs a sheet out of his book and uses illusions to change the image*Â *shouting*"Hey, Namine! Look here! I have a photo of Roxas doing Larxene! Turns out she's seduced him once before!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Encalade Shinamisu Posted July 18, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 18, 2008 "Thanx, more money for me and Roxas!"*Starts selling more tickets and pours all the smexiest condiments he could find on the both of the girls and puts a cherry in thier mouths*"Fight!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zexaeon Posted July 18, 2008 Report Share Posted July 18, 2008 "Oh, look at that, they went and spat out the cherries. Oh well, honey, syrup, and chocolate is good enough. Perhaps we should spray some whipped cream on them? Yes....yes, whipped cream will do nicely. But first-" Â *Teleports behind a shouting Roxas and knocks him out with a hefty book-clubbing so that he can't tell Namine it's all a lie*Â "Sorry, but he won't be making money off of this one. I, on the other hand..." *starts passing a bet-bucket around* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Encalade Shinamisu Posted July 18, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 18, 2008 "You bastards biting offa my money..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zexaeon Posted July 18, 2008 Report Share Posted July 18, 2008 "Oh come now, you can't be left to have all the fun now, can you?" *glances over at Roxas, coming to* "Here, play with this." *throws a rock at Roxas' head and knocks him out again* "Now then, where was I? Ah yes." *reclines on a beach-chair as Larxene and namine continue fighting* "Ya know what? We're going to the beach."  *A flurry of pages swirl around the entire group, generating a giant corridor of darkness. When they clear, the group is now on a sunny beach, the two girls still fighting.* Random Waitor: Your drink, sir. "Why thank you." *takes drink* "Anyone seen Sora?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Encalade Shinamisu Posted July 18, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 18, 2008 "Oh... I kinda pawned him on the Gilligan's Island and beat him till he sheet his pants. Wimp..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zexaeon Posted July 18, 2008 Report Share Posted July 18, 2008 "Oh, dear me. Well, I suppose I can make use of this." *snaps his fingers and some heartless appear* "Do me a favor and take Roxas to lab. Tell DiZ I couldn't get Sora, as he s*** his pants and was therefore contaminated." *The heartless all nod and drag Roxas away*Â *Zexion leans back and naps* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luxlord Posted July 18, 2008 Report Share Posted July 18, 2008 Ooc: fill me in on what happened after all, I am one of the more DEDICATED members... BiC: *Marluxia had teleported to an island and was sitting on top of a cliff* "Who was that... and what is Xemnas up to...?" Ooc: who knows the joke about "Pen Island.com?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sleevecard Posted July 18, 2008 Report Share Posted July 18, 2008 *Teleports to the scene of the fight with some strange woman.* "She slept with Roxas too! *lies* Also she says she can beat both of you." *Throws woman into fight, and goes to join others watching.* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luxlord Posted July 18, 2008 Report Share Posted July 18, 2008 *Marluxia teleports to site of the fight*Â "Oooooh an all out brawl!! lets watch!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Encalade Shinamisu Posted July 18, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 18, 2008 OOC: That's obvious, you are trying to say Penisland.com... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zexaeon Posted July 18, 2008 Report Share Posted July 18, 2008 ooc: Well, people dropped the seriousness (at least for now) and this catfight happened Marly. =P And Zexy, being the sneaky guy he is, antagonized another fight into being and also brought everyone to the beach to enjoy it. BiC: "Ah, Marluxia, Lexaeus, good to see you both. Come have a seat and enjoy this fine Pina Colada." *offers drink* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Encalade Shinamisu Posted July 18, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 18, 2008 *Xaldin pops a can of Root Beer open...*"Not that I'm too young for real beer, I just happen to like root beer..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luxlord Posted July 18, 2008 Report Share Posted July 18, 2008 OOC: That's obvious' date=' you are trying to say Penisland.com...[/quote'] Ooc: LOL I knew someone would get it... BiC: "Ah Zexion I would love some!"*I just feel like the capture of Xaldin was my fault...* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zexaeon Posted July 18, 2008 Report Share Posted July 18, 2008 "Well, he appears to be fine now, so I wouldn't worry. However, his card still seems to be in the possession of that man - I don't think Xaldin fully grasps what kind of danger his power is in at the moment. BUT, I digress. For now, we can enjoy the catfight. Let us concern ourselves with him later."Â *A Shadow approaches Zexion and whispers Heartless-speak in his ear*Â "Ah, I see. Tell him to make due." *goes back to relaxing* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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