Phantom Roxas Posted September 12, 2008 Report Share Posted September 12, 2008 OoC: Epic battle, Aeon! Roxas, Namine, Sora, and Kairi all returned from their foursome to find four of the Power Rangers mangled, the Green Ranger, Demyx, and Mario smoking, and Elmo sharpening his knife. Roxas turned to them."Try to sort this out, I'll go take care of-"Suddenly, Roxas saw a large explosion."-that." Roxas leaped ran up the stairs while Sora, Namine, and Kairi attempted to put an end to the randomness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dad Posted September 12, 2008 Report Share Posted September 12, 2008 Xemnas yanked Kairi by the collar and forced her to hug Elmo. "I'm a mean sumitch ain't I?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davok Posted September 12, 2008 Report Share Posted September 12, 2008 Elmo's eyes widened and he giggled with glee. *these scene is censored for extreme Guro rape* ``Mama mia!'' Mario said as he closed his eyes. ``That'll leave-a some mental scars!'' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dad Posted September 12, 2008 Report Share Posted September 12, 2008 Suddenly, Luigi popped out of thin air, beating Elmo in the head. Xemnas looked in horror. "Ooooooo, you're gonna get it!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TobitoXIII Posted September 12, 2008 Report Share Posted September 12, 2008 "You got that right, plumber-man..." Axel's flames ingulfed Elmo. "HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! I KILLED THE LITTLE BASTARD!!!!!"Then Elmo appeared from the flames. "Uh-oh.""Would you like an extra-special HUG?!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phantom Roxas Posted September 12, 2008 Report Share Posted September 12, 2008 Sora slid along the ground and hit Elmo's knife, knocking it into the puppet's eyes."You shall pollute the minds of children to more, DEMON!"Kairi leaped at Sora and knocked him over, making out with him BIG TIME.Namine walked up to Xemnas. "Well, isn't this lovely?" Roxas was halfway up the tower, the explosion now subsiding. He was panting, having walked ten million feet in under a minute."To hell with this, I'm going Spiderman!"He leaped off the tower and commanded his Keyblades to extend, grappling onto the tower many times with both Keyblades. It took him a while, but he managed to reach Marluxia's location."Hey Marly, what's going on?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davok Posted September 12, 2008 Report Share Posted September 12, 2008 Elmo's eyes widened as he cackled as he looked at Luigi. ``Oh-ah no.'' was Luigi's last words as he was stabbed to shreds by Elmo's knife. Mario suddenly cheered. ``Yeeeees!! Now Daisy's a-mine, b!tch!'' ``Dude, you are really messed up.'' The Green Ranger said to the plumber. Demyx then looked up the stairs. ``So... are we going to get Zero soon? Not that I'm complaining or anything...'' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TobitoXIII Posted September 12, 2008 Report Share Posted September 12, 2008 "YAY! THE LITTLE RED IDIOT IS DEAD!"Elmo sat up with his head on backwards. His head did a 180 as he said, "Your all on my super-special HUG LIST!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davok Posted September 12, 2008 Report Share Posted September 12, 2008 Suddenly, horribly, Elmo's headless body stood up, picking up his knife slashed head and giggled evilly. ``EVERYONE'S gonna get a VERY speeeeecial hug!!!'' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phantom Roxas Posted September 12, 2008 Report Share Posted September 12, 2008 "Firaga!" Sora mumbled as he was still making out with Kairi, setting the puppet a blaze again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davok Posted September 12, 2008 Report Share Posted September 12, 2008 Elmo let out a few dying words: ``See ya in HELL, SUCKAHS!!!! MUAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA..'' and then burned to ash. Meanwhile, Mario and Demyx had gotten out a video camera and started video taping the Sora-Kairi makeout scene. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phantom Roxas Posted September 12, 2008 Report Share Posted September 12, 2008 Then, Kairi reached for Sora's pants and- *Scene censored, bur Demyx and Mario are still mentally scarred* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TobitoXIII Posted September 12, 2008 Report Share Posted September 12, 2008 OOC: Elmo's got a gunXemnas is on the runAxel's dialing 911What made Elmo snap?Was he tired of Mario's crap?After arresting Elmothey found Demyx headless in the trash. (A spoof of Weird Al's "Elmo's got a gun") Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davok Posted September 12, 2008 Report Share Posted September 12, 2008 ``MY... EYES... ARE... STILL... BURNING!'' Demyx cried. Mario fainted. Demyx then, with the last of his strength, got out a portable iBook, and panted heavily. ``Must... get.... on.... porn... sites...'' but before he could he collapsed as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phantom Roxas Posted September 12, 2008 Report Share Posted September 12, 2008 Sora and Kairi were finally done, and got their clothes back on. The couple held hands and continued walking up the tower. Meanwhile, Namine was unconscious, foaming at the mouth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TobitoXIII Posted September 12, 2008 Report Share Posted September 12, 2008 "No relationships for me for a LONG time..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davok Posted September 12, 2008 Report Share Posted September 12, 2008 The Green Ranger had difficulty seeing the `happening' with his visor on. ``Hey... hey guys? What's happening? Guys? Guys.....?'' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larxene Posted September 12, 2008 Report Share Posted September 12, 2008 ooc: Oh my God!I log off for a few hours, and I miss all this!? Roxas you perv lolx A foursome involving Sora, Kairi, Roxas, and Namine?EPIC We are SO putting that on Drift Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davok Posted September 12, 2008 Report Share Posted September 12, 2008 OoC: Not even bothering to mention ME? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larxene Posted September 12, 2008 Report Share Posted September 12, 2008 ooc: You mean all the Elmo, Mario, and Power Rangers stuff? I'm scarred for life now lolx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phantom Roxas Posted September 12, 2008 Report Share Posted September 12, 2008 OoC: Lol, didn't expect that from me, did you Clariex? And DiZ, she probably didn't mention you because what I said was the most epic thing worth mentioning. And now I have 5,000 posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larxene Posted September 12, 2008 Report Share Posted September 12, 2008 ooc: You made it even more epic by having Kairi rape Sora, right there in the open XD Also, I say Roxas and Namine have sex in Zero's room when they go past it XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phantom Roxas Posted September 12, 2008 Report Share Posted September 12, 2008 OoC: Actually, Roxas is with Marly, and Namine is unconscious. Now post IC. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larxene Posted September 12, 2008 Report Share Posted September 12, 2008 ooc: Since when was Roxas with Marluxia? EDIT: Nevermind lolx. Hold on, I'll edit my post ic: Larxene walked out of the nearby bathroom and noticed the madness in front of her. Namine was unconscious. Elmo, and the power rangers, except the green one, were dead all over the floor. Sora and Kairi clearly just had sex in the corner. And everyone else was smoking marijuana. "Okay you idiotic morons, get the funk up the stairs, NOW!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phantom Roxas Posted September 12, 2008 Report Share Posted September 12, 2008 OoC: Read the last page, they're in the same room. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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