Larxene Posted September 4, 2008 Report Share Posted September 4, 2008 "Rikku.....you realize this card is a fake?" Larxene rips the card in half to prove it "And where are the other 2 anyway?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sleevecard Posted September 4, 2008 Report Share Posted September 4, 2008 *Sobs* "They.... died... Overbearing scrawny chimp man with a Keyblade killed them. And it wasn't Roxaeus either. It was another primate looking creature." Ooc: That's right Roxaeus! The secret gay love child of Roxas and Lexaeus. He's a big ape man that can weild a Keyblade! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larxene Posted September 4, 2008 Report Share Posted September 4, 2008 ooc: You realize Zero is really thin? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zexaeon Posted September 4, 2008 Report Share Posted September 4, 2008 OOC: XD Secret gay lovechild. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sleevecard Posted September 4, 2008 Report Share Posted September 4, 2008 Ooc: Minor details, but I'll change it to make you happy. I have to see Roxas' reaction to this XP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larxene Posted September 4, 2008 Report Share Posted September 4, 2008 Zero walked out of a portal of darkness behind Rikku. "So...a chimp man, am I?" He held two Keyblades in his hands, ready to strike down Rikku. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sleevecard Posted September 4, 2008 Report Share Posted September 4, 2008 *Gazes up at the Keyblades.* "Was that the treasure you were talking about, Larxene?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larxene Posted September 4, 2008 Report Share Posted September 4, 2008 "Umm...yeah, sure it is....now you try and take it, while I go back to the town." Larxene turns the other way and runs out of the tunnels Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sleevecard Posted September 4, 2008 Report Share Posted September 4, 2008 *Turns to the chimp man.* "So... uhhh... how are Timon and Pumba doing, Rafiki? By the way you wouldn't happen to have any treasure would you?" Ooc: Obviously shes not caught up in the loss of her friends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larxene Posted September 4, 2008 Report Share Posted September 4, 2008 "Go ahead, call me that again, and I'll make sure you'd wish I was a monkey." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sleevecard Posted September 4, 2008 Report Share Posted September 4, 2008 "Eeeekkk!"*Zooms off down the passages*-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------"AND HOW... HOW IN THE F* DID YOU LOSE THE DIRECTIONAL GUIDE SATELITE TOO?!? IT'S MILES ABOVE US IN SPACE FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larxene Posted September 4, 2008 Report Share Posted September 4, 2008 ooc: Back to Rika randomness! XD ic: Rika approached a house larger than most of the others in town. When she walked in, she found Leon and the others. Cid was working on things at his computer. Leon was leaning against the wall with his eyes closed. Yuffie was taking drugs in the corner. And Aerith was dead on the ground with a sword through her chest. No one seemed to notice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sleevecard Posted September 4, 2008 Report Share Posted September 4, 2008 Ooc: No one noticed? More like no one cares lol. Bic: *Rikku shot into the house and into a glowing book, which lay resting on a nearby table.* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larxene Posted September 4, 2008 Report Share Posted September 4, 2008 Cid looked up from his computer and shouted to Leon. "Dude, I found Ansem the Wise's porn collection!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sleevecard Posted September 4, 2008 Report Share Posted September 4, 2008 Ooc: Score! Ic: *Inside Pooh's storybook something odd was happening. In addition to the usual places was another location. The white tower where she had just fled from.* "Wonder what this is about? I better go ask Pooh."-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------"AND THE COMPASS! DIE DEMMY DIE!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larxene Posted September 4, 2008 Report Share Posted September 4, 2008 Yuffie came out of the corner and started swearing randomly at the book that Rikku just went into, when Cloud walked in, being the only person to notice Rika. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zexaeon Posted September 4, 2008 Report Share Posted September 4, 2008 OOC: =] I'm just sitting back and reading this. Lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sleevecard Posted September 4, 2008 Report Share Posted September 4, 2008 *Pooh wasn't home, but Owl was there.* "Mr.Owl, how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Oh and what's the deal with the tower off in the distance?" "Why that's the passage for the jagulars to go to your world, my dear girl! Why yes my dear Uncle Winston once had an occasion like this..... that is to say my mother's brother named Winston...." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larxene Posted September 4, 2008 Report Share Posted September 4, 2008 "God damn it! Why you won't answer me!?" Yuffie continued yelling at the book, while Leon and Cid were looking at porn on the computer. Cloud, being probably the only sane person there, walked over to Rika. "Any idea what the hell is going on here?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sleevecard Posted September 4, 2008 Report Share Posted September 4, 2008 *Eeyore walked up to the group. His wrists/ankles were slashed and there were markings around his neck. Evidence he had just tried to hang himself.* "Oh hello Rikku....""Oh my god Eeyore! What have you done to yourself?""Well I've been depressed lately since I haven't had sex; since Christopher Robin was shot by poachers....""Well Winston was a wise owl, and he.....""Poor Eeyore. Come here...." *CENSORED* *CENSORED* *CENSORED* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zexaeon Posted September 4, 2008 Report Share Posted September 4, 2008 OOC: O___O OMFG ROFL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larxene Posted September 4, 2008 Report Share Posted September 4, 2008 ooc: Did....Rikku just have sex with Eeyore.... o_O ic: Larxene burst through the door to the house and ran over to the book and took it, causing Yuffie to swear more. "Here Zero, take her!" Larxene set the book on fire and then threw it out the door and slammed it shut and locked it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sleevecard Posted September 4, 2008 Report Share Posted September 4, 2008 Ooc: Yes she did.Ic: *It was getting warm in the storybook. Rikku gazed into Eeyore's eyes* "Wow Eeyore.... I didn't know you could make me this hot and sweaty! Purrrrrrrrr!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larxene Posted September 4, 2008 Report Share Posted September 4, 2008 ooc: It's going to be....very odd putting that on Drift.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zexaeon Posted September 4, 2008 Report Share Posted September 4, 2008 OOC: Eh, weirder things have happened on Drift. Lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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