Corrupt A Wish

[zoloa37]

wish granted, but you die.

 

i wish for a car

[Phantom Roxas]

Wish granted, but you die in a car crash.

 

I wish that Racecar would post so that I may corrupt it.

[zoloa37]

wish granted, but you soon regret it because it cannot be corrupted.

 

i wish i had a car and i cannot die.

[Phantom Roxas]

Wish granted, but all your loved ones die while you cannot.

 

I wish Racecar, Phantom Ruler, and Silencerleader would post.

[zoloa37]

wish granted, but you soon regret it.

 

i wish there were no more wishes

[Phantom Roxas]

Wish granted, but you are soon banned, then burnt alive for making the wish.

 

I wish that I could find good enough pics for the cards I'm entering in a contest and win said contest.

[zoloa37]

wish granted, but the prize is changed to 3 neg reps

 

i wish i could win any contest on the site and the prizes cannot change.

[Exyst]

tough.....Some1 else wishes the same, so an internal paradox happens (?) and the universe blows up. Good 4 u m8

 

I whish, i had a perfected Exodia HotU deck

[Phantom Roxas]

Wish granted, but it burns.

 

I wish that I my writer's block would end.

[zoloa37]

wish granted, but the migrains begin.

 

i wish i could never had a headache again.

[Exyst]

Instead, you have TERRIBLE stomachaches which kill you

 

I wish some1 wud kill my mortal enemy

[Phantom Roxas]

(Read my post again, I editted it after I saw your post.)

[Exyst]

(edited mine, lol)

[superbull]

Wish granted,but you die as well

 

I wish I had A million dollors

[Phantom Roxas]

Wish granted, but you are robbed.

 

I wish that the people in my Digimon Roleplay would post.

[zoloa37]

wish granted, but they spam it so it is shut down

 

i wish i had a nintendo ds

[Phantom Roxas]

Wish granted, but you drop it in a lake.

 

I wish that people would make the banners I requested.

[zoloa37]

wish granted, but they suck

 

i wish for a fish

[Phantom Roxas]

Wish granted, but a bird randomly flies by and steals the fish.

 

I wish that I had the current powers of Sasuke Uchiha, but I also have the EMS.

[Shrekstasy]

Wish granted, but Gaara kills you with Imperial Sand Burial...

 

I wish for a doughnut

[Phantom Roxas]

(The EMS makes you immortal)

 

Wish granted, but you choke on the donut.

 

I wish I had the perfect Gaara outfit for Fanime next year, and it cannot be damaged in any way, nor can I be hurt or killed until I am 100 years old, but I will most likely die around 80.

[zoloa37]

wish granted but you are medically aged to 100 years old and die of heart failure

 

i wish i had a cake

[RacecaR]

Wish granted but a mob gangster is hiding in it and pops out and shoots you.

 

I wish I had a supercomputer that was invulnerable, had an unlimited supply of energy, Couldn't be attacked and couldn't be moved. It couldn't be wished upon by other wishes, it couldn't be destroyed and could fire lasers. It was laser proof, and couldn't be sabotaged, blown up, or banished. It couldn't be moved by gods or wishes, and its inner workings are invulnerable and immune to everything above. The computer can not attack me, makes me invulnerable, and have the same effects, and I control it and control can't be lost or sabotaged. The computer is currently on earth and may not be covered or blocked or its view may not be compromised. I wish I was inside the computer and immune to all damages. This device or it's contents or me could not be un-wished. I control the device completerly and thus it may not control me. It may not suicide or compromise itself either. When inside, my body is invulnerable. I feel no pain, do not die or need to sleep, be fed, or drink. I no longer need to poop or pee.This is not a dream and it is in my mind. I am not crazy or delarious, and also immune to diseases. I am not bored, as hordes of people attempt to undermine this wish and fail epicly. I may not die of old age, in fact I don't age. No racecars or any object can get inside the computer to harm me. It is also a time machine. It has its own portable internet connection.

[Phantom Roxas]

Wish granted, but the time machine overloads, imploding the space-time continuum.

 

I wish I get along with Crab Helmet.

[RacecaR]

Wish granted but he slits your throat anyways.

 

I wish I had a supercomputer that was invulnerable, had an unlimited supply of energy, Couldn't be attacked and couldn't be moved. It couldn't be wished upon by other wishes, it couldn't be destroyed and could fire lasers. It was laser proof, and couldn't be sabotaged, blown up, or banished. It couldn't be moved by gods or wishes, and its inner workings are invulnerable and immune to everything above. The computer can not attack me, makes me invulnerable, and have the same effects, and I control it and control can't be lost or sabotaged. The computer is currently on earth and may not be covered or blocked or its view may not be compromised. I wish I was inside the computer and immune to all damages. This device or it's contents or me could not be un-wished. I control the device completerly and thus it may not control me. It may not suicide or compromise itself either. When inside, my body is invulnerable. I feel no pain, do not die or need to sleep, be fed, or drink. I no longer need to poop or pee.This is not a dream and it is in my mind. I am not crazy or delarious, and also immune to diseases. I am not bored, as hordes of people attempt to undermine this wish and fail epicly. I may not die of old age, in fact I don't age. No racecars or any object can get inside the computer to harm me. It is also a time machine. It has its own portable internet connection. I wish that the time machine couldn't overload or implode, along with all the other systems.