Corrupt A Wish

[Exiro]

[blah blah stupid corruption] (great' date=' morbid again)

 

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Yeah, that's because I corrupted your wish :)

 

And now for your next wish, hm

 

Wish granted, but you float on the water when you try to go under water.

 

I wish that doors are now cats.

[hennjo]

Wish granted but you suddenly discover you are lethally allergic to cats and die

 

i wish that i had a million dollars

[ender4449]

granted but now you can't open doors with out getting your face clawed off

 

granted but the dollar is now useless now you have worthless paper good luck with that fire

 

i wish everything i imagined came to life

[hennjo]

Wish granted but your imagination breaks down and all you can imagine is a horrible beef stew

 

i wish i had a bowl of beef stew (nice)

[bury the year]

Wish granted, but what kind of beef???

 

I wish for an...ellipsis.

[hennjo]

wish granted...are you happy now?

i wish that i had a monkey wrench (a monkey with a wrench not a monkeywrench)

[CinnamonStar]

You become a horrible ellipsis-obsessed linguistic teacher =P

 

I wish I was someone else.

[hennjo]

wish granted, that person is a horrible ellipsis-obsessed linguistic teacher! LOL

i wish for a rabbit to pull a magican out of a hat

[CinnamonStar]

Wish granted but then the magician turns YOU into a rabbit.

 

I wish to become immune against boredom.

[hennjo]

wish granted but you get bored with this new power

i wish i could create money

[ender4449]

wish granted but money is now worthless

 

i wish i had a pet lepord

[(!Death!Reborn!)]

Wish Granted but your pet kills you

 

I wish i had every lego set in the world

[ender4449]

granted but you get crushed under all of the little nearly weightless blocks that there are thousands of thus weighting over a ton and suffacating you until you are no more

 

i wish i was weightless

[Davok]

Granted but you float up more and more and more until you exit the atmosphere and you turn inside out in the vacuum of space. Then if you survive you will be vaporized by the intense heat of the Sun.

 

I wish that animes wouldn't become so cheesy and unoriginal.

[ender4449]

granted but you become a poor child's anime and are quickly used for toliet paper (no offense) and then used as compost in a worm breeding facility

 

i wish i was a time lord

[hennjo]

wish granted but you mess up time so much that you become your own grandfather (not stolen from futurama, i swear)

 

i wish that i personally knew all the celebrities

[Luna Diviner]

Wish granted but you get sued for stalking them.

I wish I could see myself again.

[Davok]

Wish granted but Michael Jackson is a celebrity, too.

 

I wish that I could get a magic pen that whatever I draw, becomes real.

[Ikatsui Karite]

wish granted but you go to partys with them and get addicted to drugs untill you kill yourself cause you havent got the money to pay for your addiction

 

i wish i had spore already

[Luna Diviner]

Wish granted but you fart.

I wish I could fart

[hennjo]

wish granted but the smell is unbearable and you lose all your friends

 

i wish i had a talking llama

[starly]

i wish i could fly

[Luna Diviner]

Wished granted but you fall down when you learn you can't play this game properly cuz you didn't reply to the above persons post making you seem somewhat n00bish.

I wish I could jump.

[Davok]

To henjo: Wish granted but you catch the talking llama one day making out with your girlfriend.

 

To starly: Wish granted but you were actually taking marijuana. Crazed with your addiction, you kill your parents and your girlfriend and your life becomes in total shambles.

 

I wish that I could eat a pumpernickel with no poison in it.

[Luna Diviner]

Wish granted but you feel n00bish cuz you didnt reply to my post.

I wish I could type.