Corrupt A Wish

[Mr.WHAM]

Granted, they now add anything that ends in "mon" to the listt

 

I wish for a Q

[Asriel Dreemurr]

Granted, but the "Q" is ten thousand feet tall by eight hundred feet wide and made of penises, which fall on you and crush you under their immense combined weight as they only hold the shape of a "Q" for a moment.

 

-gets a bucket of fried chicken that isn't rotten and begins eating it.-

 

I wish I had some honey mustard sauce.

[.GhostRyder]

Sorry you have soya sauce

 

I wish I was alive.

[Pokemaniac92711]

Granted but it's only half-life.

*Gets buket of boneless chicken to go with pizza*

I wish I had some honey without bees or bears.

[Morphtronic88]

But he's in a forest with a bee hive on his head and bears surrounding him, cause he's in bear territory.

 

I wish my deck could beat everyone's in the world.

[Pokemaniac92711]

Granted but your not on earth so everyone else can beat you with their Neo-Spacian decks.

*Eats ignoring the bees and bears*

[The Final Messenger]

I Wish for a pirated verrson of Pokemon Black

[HitoKage]

Granted but police come after you and arrested you. Then you are put in jail for life.

 

I wish for Pokémon to be real.

[The Final Messenger]

Granted but a Real Life Charizard Eats Your Head

 

I Wish for INSTRUMENTALITY

[Asriel Dreemurr]

Granted, but you're instrumental in the downfall of everything you hold dear to your heart! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

I wish I was the overlord of all the universe and that everyone loved me and I did great things for all the people throughout the cosmos.

[Pokemaniac92711]

Granted, but you are put on a reaility show where the losers die and you vote to kick off who you least want off the show.

*eats pizza*

I wish I could withstand anything.

[~Articuno~]

Granted, but then you get lonely when everyone else dies and try to commit suicide, but find you can't die so you are now trapped in lonely torture forever.

 

I wish a wish that can't be un-wished and is wishy.

[.Legend]

granted but it became pointless

 

I wish for a vast konwledge of cheese

[Phantom M.C.]

Granted, but you became so full of cheesy knowledge that everyone got annoyed and left you

 

i wish that people couldn't wish anymore

[.Legend]

granted but then you get hated and everyone wants to kill you

 

I wish for wishes to be real

[RickiMinaj]

granted, but your wishes are also your dreams, and yours are nightmares, therefor your nightmares are now reality :3

 

I wish for a new working, fully functional, compatible, indestructible keyboard.

[Asriel Dreemurr]

Granted, but it's possessed by the devil and types things that you don't and wouldn't.

 

I wish that I had a disarmed missile in my bedroom.

[Phantom M.C.]

granted, but some dumbass from the military used the "shoot first, ask later" policy on you

 

i wish that blizzard entertainment went bankrupt

[Pokemaniac92711]

Granted but you are aressted for wishing that.

I wish that everyone else was happy.

[Phantom M.C.]

granted, but you became very sad, eventually you killed yourself by jumping off a building

 

i wish to achieve world peace

[HitoKage]

Granted, but after a while the world goes back to its original state.

 

I wish to be considered a legendary card maker.

[Yasu]

Granted, but... your hair will be messy >:3

 

I wish another wish.

[hexcalibrate]

you get to wish but it doesnt come true

 

i wish for a fresh soft coconut

[HitoKage]

Granted but it lands on your head, leaving you unconscious.

 

I wish members would stop complaining about the new YCM.

[Pokemaniac92711]

Granted But I don't stop and You start to.