Corrupt A Wish

[Uchiha Sasuke XII]

Granted, but then your laptop exploded.

 

I wish this thread would be locked.

[Drunken Fist]

granted but then your banned from life

 

I wish I wish I was a Fish

[GraveHorizon]

Granted. You are caught and fried.

 

I wish my wireless connection never failed.

[pikanator5]

wish granted but the wireless conection went in your brain and you went mental and commited suicide

 

I wish i could create pokemon and rule the world so nobody could backfire my wish

[GraveHorizon]

Granted, but before you get to rule the world, Team Rocket comes along and steals your Pokemon. Forever.

 

I wish I could go to the dentist.

[pikanator5]

Wish granted but the dentist accsidently cuts you in half

 

i wish i had a girlfriend

[Uchiha Sasuke XII]

Granted. She dumps you on the first second in your date. And then you became gay.

I wish someone will corrupt my wish.

[GraveHorizon]

Granted. Your wish is so corrupted that it corrupts your soul and you get sent straight to hell.

 

I wish people knew how to play this game better. (Seriously, some most of the corruptions suck ass.)

[123hriwu3beofuf89383y]

Wish Granted, but unfortountly for you, everybody forgets everything, and then craps on your head, then, becouse of the crap, you go insane and murder your small intestine.

 

I Wish i had a piece of dust the size of a atom.

[Astarael]

wish graunted. but unfortunately it gets in ur eye and you die of infection. you commit suicide.

i wish that my wishes werent corrupted :P

[bakupenguin]

wish granted, but its only for 1 post.

[Astarael]

woo hoo

your wish is?...

[pikanator5]

I wish my sister commited suicide

[Spikeball]

Wish granted but she becomes a suicide bomber and comes to your room.

 

I wish I could eat 100 pancakes

[Hsonicshadow]

Wish granted, but you eat to much and go puke to the bathroom... Wait, there's more. You puke so much that your heart is puked too.

 

 

I wish that the one who backfire this wish die by oral diarrhea.

[Astarael]

wish gruanted but i DONT GIVE A SHIIT.

(not backfired, epic way)

i wish i had £999999999999999999999999999999.23

[Hsonicshadow]

wish granted, but the governament takes you 999999999999999999999999999999 dollars. you just keep 0.23. You die starving.

 

 

 

I wish that this wish would be wished by some other wishes, that wishes some other wishes, that would wish wishes wished by other wishes.

[Astarael]

wish gruanted. but i cba reading it so i gruant wrong wish

i wish 1 + 1 = 2 instead of 5

[Navras]

Granted but the number two stabbs you in the eye.

 

i wish that i had more Rps to participate in.

[Numbers]

Granted, but you develop multiple personality disorder as a result.

 

I wish I had a piece of toast.

[Βyakuya]

Wish granted but it was all burnt to crisps

 

I wish we could time travel

[Astarael]

wish gruanted but u die

i wish ppl would stop wishing

[Βyakuya]

Wish granted

 

I wish to be famous(NO MORE WISHES)

[Mysterium Tremendum]

wish gruanted but u die

i wish ppl would stop wishing

 

That wish is impossible, people will always be wishing and its no fun. We'd have to start corrupting random statements if your wish was granted.

 

Wish Granted, but the tabloid and newspapers hound you constantly and you wish you hadn't made that wish.

 

I wish for a short stack of decadent dark chocolate chip pancakes with sugar and a glass of Iced Tea.

[Βyakuya]

Wish granted but a fat guy next to you ate it all up.

 

I wish for a full-course dinner