Guest War Torn Posted June 25, 2010 Report Share Posted June 25, 2010 Granted, but you suck at it. I wish I could fly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maz Posted June 25, 2010 Report Share Posted June 25, 2010 Granted but you can never land. I wish I'm dead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest War Torn Posted June 25, 2010 Report Share Posted June 25, 2010 Granted, but you become the undead I wish I could stop flying now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GraveHorizon Posted June 25, 2010 Report Share Posted June 25, 2010 Granted. You hit the ground at 150 mph. I wish I could speed up time at will. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master White Posted June 25, 2010 Report Share Posted June 25, 2010 Wish granted, but you get stuck in the speed of time and can't get out. I wish that I could have the powers of Aang off of Avatar, the last Airbender. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GraveHorizon Posted June 25, 2010 Report Share Posted June 25, 2010 Granted. They make a movie about you, with your character being played by Rob Schneider. I wish I could sneak into movies anytime I wanted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master White Posted June 26, 2010 Report Share Posted June 26, 2010 Granted, but you have to be whipped by Rob Schneider while you are in the movie theatre. I wish that my movie character was played by jackie chan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
::Triumph:: Posted June 26, 2010 Report Share Posted June 26, 2010 Granted, but you end up in a chronic chamber provided by the FBI I wish for a wish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GraveHorizon Posted June 26, 2010 Report Share Posted June 26, 2010 Granted. You wish for poop. I wish I could hang out with Seth Rogen for a day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
::Triumph:: Posted June 26, 2010 Report Share Posted June 26, 2010 Granted but he ends up stalking you FOREVER. I wish Yo Gabba Gabba would go off the air forever....cept 4 Robi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GraveHorizon Posted June 26, 2010 Report Share Posted June 26, 2010 Granted. All programming is replaced by Dora the Explorer, that one episode with the big red hill. I wish salt wasn't as bad for the human body. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overlord Lucan Posted June 26, 2010 Report Share Posted June 26, 2010 granted, but everyone then overdoses on the slightly less bad for you salt and dies I wish for cheese Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GraveHorizon Posted June 26, 2010 Report Share Posted June 26, 2010 Granted. You get a block of cheese with plague-ridden mice living in the hollow center. I wish stem cell research was accepted by everyone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maz Posted June 26, 2010 Report Share Posted June 26, 2010 Granted but it was an epic fail. I wish that I'm sick with the swine flu. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GraveHorizon Posted June 26, 2010 Report Share Posted June 26, 2010 Granted. You survive, but everyone else catches it and dies. I wish cherries were in season all year round. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overlord Lucan Posted June 26, 2010 Report Share Posted June 26, 2010 Granted, but because they are around all the time everyone developes fatal allergies to them. I wish that we colonized mars Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GraveHorizon Posted June 26, 2010 Report Share Posted June 26, 2010 Granted. In an ironic twist, a new group of aliens shows up, inflicting genocide upon all humans and stealing our native planets. I wish I had an unlimited beer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shrekstasy Posted June 26, 2010 Report Share Posted June 26, 2010 Wish granted, oh I thought you said bear. I wish for pronz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GraveHorizon Posted June 26, 2010 Report Share Posted June 26, 2010 Granted. It's old people pr0nz. The worst kind of old people. I wish I had some Chinese food right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maz Posted June 26, 2010 Report Share Posted June 26, 2010 Granted but it's expired. I wish that I'm poor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uchiha Sasuke XII Posted June 26, 2010 Report Share Posted June 26, 2010 Granted, but then you get run over by a passing jeep when you go out for a walk.I wish there were less noobs and trolls on YCM. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shrekstasy Posted June 26, 2010 Report Share Posted June 26, 2010 Granted. It's old people pr0nz. The worst kind of old people. YES THAT"S WHAT I WANTED!! :D :D :D Wish granted, the board dies because it is no fun and nobody posts. I wish I didn't have a vagina. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maz Posted June 26, 2010 Report Share Posted June 26, 2010 Granted, but then your bladder explodes. I wish I had 1 cent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GraveHorizon Posted June 26, 2010 Report Share Posted June 26, 2010 Granted. It appears in the right ventricle of your heart. I wish I had the power to restore any inanimate object to its former state. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Athena- Posted June 26, 2010 Report Share Posted June 26, 2010 Granted but then you died. I wish I was banned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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