Corrupt A Wish

[megamario12]

Uhm....Granted? yeah i did boom...

 

i want more things that do BOOM!

[supersonic4ever]

Not granted.

 

I wish for a taco.

[hexcalibrate]

you get it

 

i wish for a red balloon

[GraveHorizon]

Granted. The balloon is filled with poison gas, and pops when you try to move it.

 

I wish I knew the cure for every disease.

[Chiri Tsukikawa]

granted, then a new disease was discovered.

 

I wish yes was in GraveHorizon's vocabulary instead of no.

[GraveHorizon]

Granted, right after you ask me if the glass of water you drank was laced with feces.

 

I wish I could alter my personal time to sleep 8 hours in 5 minutes.

[megamario12]

Granted but u die

 

I STILL WANT MORE THINGS THAT DO BOOM!

[Aniri Wulf]

granted, but your one of those things

 

I wish for poison food

[Mysterium Tremendum]

Granted, its the most poisoned food in existence; containing rat poisonings, window cleaners, pesticides, salmonella, Anthrax and every other poison ever concocted. You accidently swallow a small bite of it and die.

 

I wish for someone to give him CPR until the ambulance arrives.

[Aniri Wulf]

granted, but its a hot woman and you are jealous+the ambulance doesnt come for 3 hours.

 

I wish someone would be willing to become a hitman

[Mr.WHAM]

Granted, what jpob do I need ta pull

 

I wish for a gun I made up

[Aniri Wulf]

granted, but it backfires into your boss and yo dont get paid.

 

I wish I could finally get a mini Laptop

[Jeroukoo]

Get one, infected computer, not possible to repair

 

I wish noobs don't come here.

[Dizzy~]

Granted, but you didn't wish away the trolls and spammers.

 

I wish for pie.

[Aniri Wulf]

granted, but it is thrown into your face so hard, you die

 

i wish for food

[Dizzy~]

Granted, but it's Papa Johns pizza.

 

I wish for 2 more wishes, then wish for a big sqishy face shield pillow, then moar pie.

[Ǚĺƫĩɱąƫë Ðûëĺĩșƫ]

granted, but then u eat a bite o' pie, and it is barfy flavored

 

i wish that my snake could never go hungry

[Dizzy~]

Granted, but it does.

 

I wish for moar pie.

[Ǚĺƫĩɱąƫë Ðûëĺĩșƫ]

granted, but it is still barfy

 

i wish i wasn't faT

[Guest Tainted Black]

Granted, you get fatter.

 

I wish that Falling Pizza would reply to my post.

[Ǚĺƫĩɱąƫë Ðûëĺĩșƫ]

granted, but he replies no.

 

i wish i wasn't bored

[Aniri Wulf]

Granted, but then you die in an action movie.

 

I wish more people would be on right now

[Ǚĺƫĩɱąƫë Ðûëĺĩșƫ]

granted, but then the site crashes

 

i wish my youtube id had more veiws

[Aniri Wulf]

granted, but you get bad replies

 

I wish I had book 10 of Cirque Du Freak

[Dizzy~]

I can't think of anything bad to come of that... OH yeah!

 

Granted, but inside it's actually Twilight.

 

I wish the lady that wrote Twilight hadn't.