Corrupt A Wish

[Mr.WHAM]

Granted but they slap you with it first

 

I wish for the world to have better music!

[megamario12]

Granted but rap takes over

 

i wish i had a hamster

[hexcalibrate]

it happens but it's kaiser cheifs

 

i wish for coal

[megamario12]

you get coal but it was secretly iron

 

I wish extra resources

[hexcalibrate]

not sure what you mean but it explodes

 

i wish i would die and go to hell

[Corvidae]

Granted, but you go to heaven instead

 

I wish that more people in this world would be nerds...

[hexcalibrate]

it happens but their zombie from outer space

 

IWF two mouths and a flame thrower

IWF= I wish for

[Corvidae]

Granted but you hold the flamethrower backwards and it burns you and you die and become a zombie nerd.

 

I wish more LIVE HUMANS would be nerds

[megamario12]

Granted but they discover the army

 

I wish to die

[hexcalibrate]

nuclear bomb, painful

 

IWF a fire proof flamethrower

[megamario12]

It happens but you test it on water and drown

 

i want more MONEEEEEEY

[hexcalibrate]

its dirty

 

IWF a cement block for my flamethrower

[IceBite]

Granted, it had radioactive components and you die from the radiation, as it cannot escape.

 

I wish that I had a Covenant Assault Carrier that worked FOR THE REST OF MY NATURAL, NON-SHORTED, CENTURY LONG life, and that I was able to command it, and enjoy the command......AS A MGALEKGOLO (Hunter from Halo) IN INSECTOID ARMOR!!!!!!(And that I don't get squashed. (Then again, I couldn't be, I'd be over 10 ft tall.))

[Corvidae]

Granted but it explodes while you ride it and you die.

 

I wish for cheese

[hexcalibrate]

its so impenatrable its air proof u suffocate

IWF no fish

strategist 14 you beat me

it melts

same wish

[Corvidae]

granted but there is lobsters instead

 

I wish I had cheese to throw at my brother

[hexcalibrate]

your brother kills you wishlol

 

IWF keys to nowhere

[Chiri Tsukikawa]

granted but you got to nowhere

 

I wish for a key to another dimension where you can go anywhere from.

[hexcalibrate]

you choose portsmouth

 

IWF a gun it would solve everything

[Chiri Tsukikawa]

granted but the police caught you and arrested you.

 

I wish to use the key I got again but go where you gone and got stranded in nowhere, but I still have the key and can come back.

[hexcalibrate]

god chanages the locks your doomed

 

IWF a winning lottery ticket that is battery powered

[Mysterium Tremendum]

Wish Granted, but you only win 5$

 

I wish to always win.

[GraveHorizon]

Granted. You are entered into a contest to see who can make out with the most guys. The winner gets chloroformed.

 

I wish I had a jetpack.

[hexcalibrate]

congrats on russian roulette

 

IWF something decent to wish for

aimed at ck grave was faster

it explodes

[IceBite]

Granted. You're still blown up.

 

I wish that I had a Covenant Assault Carrier that worked FOR THE REST OF MY NATURAL, NON-SHORTED, CENTURY LONG life, and that I was able to command it, and enjoy the command......AS A MGALEKGOLO (Hunter from Halo) IN INSECTOID ARMOR!!!!!!(And that I don't get squashed. (Then again, I couldn't be, I'd be over 10 ft tall.))

 

(strategist14, you're an idiot. My wish NEGATES my ship being blown up and me dying. READ IT CAREFULLY!!!!!)