Corrupt A Wish

[Corvidae]

Granted, but the soda can is empty... I already drank it.

 

I wish my head was back on

[Dizzy~]

Granted, but I steal it and play basket ball wiff it :)

 

i wish for another Trombone (FTMUEWTHEBFTW'd)

[Corvidae]

granted but since I don't understand those random letters, you're trombone breaks as soon as you touch it.

 

I wish people would stop messing around with my head!

[Skarlet]

Granted, but you no longer have a head to mess with.

 

 

I wish the cake was the truth.

[Dizzy~]

Granted, but now the pie is a lie. Good job.

 

I wish for PINGAS! Billy and Mandy to come back on :(

[IceBite]

Granted, the newest firxst episode involves both Billy and Mandy getting reaped by Grim. The series was over before it began.

 

I wishthat I had a Covenant Assault Carrier that worked FOR THE REST OF MY NATURAL, NON-SHORTED, CENTURY LONG life.

[Corvidae]

Granted, but you get hit in the head with it, so even though you live for a century, you spend that century in a vegetative state, so you cant enjoy it.

 

I wish that I had my head back, and that people would stop removing it or playing basketball with it.

[Wyvern]

Wish granted, but Then your arm gets taken off for the use of a baseball bat.

 

I wish that I was actually a Stardust Wyvern.

[Corvidae]

Granted, but then some guy used black hole and you died.

 

I wish I had my arm back and that people would stop taking away parts of my body.

[Mr.WHAM]

Granted but whatever you have in your crotch rots away and falls off

 

 

I wish for more music!

[Wyvern]

wish granted but the music is too low to hear.

 

I wish that I was a billionaire.

[IceBite]

I wish that I had a Covenant Assault Carrier that worked FOR THE REST OF MY NATURAL, NON-SHORTED, CENTURY LONG life, and that I was able to command it, and enjoy the command......AS A MGALEKGOLO (Hunter from Halo) IN INSECTOID ARMOR!!!!!! (And that I don't get squashed. (Then again, I couldn't be, I'd be over 10 ft tall.))

[Corvidae]

Granted, but it fails because you didn't grant his wish.

 

I wish that this wish will get corrupted

[Mysterium Tremendum]

Wish Granted...hold on.... I will not corrupt your wish thereby corrupting it.

 

I wish for a better song to play, Carnival of Rust and Hero (Skillet) are stuck in my head.

[Corvidae]

granted, but this song is even worse and will get stuck in your head as well.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=boenbohMSa8&NR=1

I wish that you realized that by not corrupting my wish, in an attempt to corrupt it, you actually granted it without any corruption at all, effectively corrupting it, making it uncorrupted, which corrupts it, uncorrupting it, which corrupts it, uncorrupting it, etc.

Congradulations, you created an infinite loop that kills the universe. Now we are floating in space.

[Mysterium Tremendum]

Wish Granted, i will never grant another wish made by you in hopes that that will repair the universe and fix time and space.

 

I wish for a Pizza Hut Pan Pizza with Pepperoni and extra mouthwatering cheese.

[Corvidae]

Granted, but it's so hot your tongue burns off.

 

I have nothing to wish for, now that you have stopped granting my wishes, my life is complete.

But I wish I had a giant pie with no strings attached...

[Dizzy~]

Granted, but there are threads attached.

 

I wish for Zelda Music!

[Ǚĺƫĩɱąƫë Ðûëĺĩșƫ]

granted, but then before u do anything with it, i eat

 

i wish it wasn't over 9000!!!

[Dizzy~]

Granted, but you didn't grant my wish >: (

 

I wish for someone to click the navi pic in mah sig :)

[Ǚĺƫĩɱąƫë Ðûëĺĩșƫ]

((sorry))

 

granted, but the site gets a virus, and makes there computer crash

 

i wish it wasn't over 9000!!!

[Dizzy~]

Not granted, it has to be over 9000.

 

I wish for a piece of string :)

[Ǚĺƫĩɱąƫë Ðûëĺĩșƫ]

granted, but then it transforms into rope

 

i wish i watched more "Adveture Time with Finn and Jake"

[Dizzy~]

Granted, but you can only watch the credits

 

I wish someone would make mah sig/avi

[hexcalibrate]

wish granted but you get a virus

 

i wish people in the real world would give me my left shoe back