Corrupt A Wish

[TTR~]

to bad

GRANTED WORLD PEACE but it was boring so somoeone commited suicide so alot of people did that then people killed each other and no more world peace

 

I wish all hippies would evolve into dragons and NOT EAT OR KILL ANYTHNG

[Mr.WHAM]

Granted but they go insane and starve to death.

 

I wish My family and my freinds had a secret legacy of being able to become dragons, owning Hydras and Cerebuses, And marrying faithful and loving Succubus, and that I was able to be Jack the Revellionutioner.

[TTR~]

Granted, but those things don't exist

 

I wish i had an afro

[Krillin!]

Granted but Nabeshins is better!

I wish for all of Eyeshield 21 to come out dubbed.

[TTR~]

Granted, but all of the voices sound like 3 year old girls and homosexual grandpas

I wish i didn't get brain freeze from ice cream

[TTR~]

 

granted... but instead of getting a brain freeze' date=' you get a brain burn! O_O[/color']

 

 

well that's not good

 

I wish I had 17 AMERICAN NON-COUNTERFEIT dollars

[Mr.WHAM]

Granted but iit burnss you touchh it. Congrats you now have the Pyroney Touch able to make any form of currency burn on contact...but eventually u can control it....AAFter you ruin China's economy...

I wish for the Pyruvuis touch...

[randomgirl]

wish granted, but that "touch" is too powerful

 

i wish that i wasn't so selfish with myself or money.

[Super Half Vamp Riku]

qish granted but now your sexyer

[Mr.WHAM]

lmao..since no wish was given, Granted but It doesn't happen in this world...

 

I wish to have a good gf...

[Super Half Vamp Riku]

wish granted,but she has genital herpes,mwahahahaha

 

 

i wish for more people to join my peep edge society

[Mr.WHAM]

Ohh thats how you wanna play it eh???

 

Granted but they are all people you know, and they all die b/c they got Genital Herpes in their throats and eyes, which kills them as they all do foolsih things like try to pop it.

 

I wish for a cure to Genital Herpes.

[Super Half Vamp Riku]

granted,but then a new herpes virus comes out

[Mr.WHAM]

Since there was no wish

 

Granted but the cure cures all the strains of herpes' Viruses and any new ones too!!^^

 

I wish for another song to play

[Super Half Vamp Riku]

wish granted,but its a lady gaga song

 

i wish for a bigger keyblade

[Mr.WHAM]

((I likke lady gaga))

 

Granted but its not really a keyblade its a ***** in the shape of a keybalde lmao...stick that in sumgirl lmao

[Chiri Tsukikawa]

(Mumbles: That's not a wish) Wait. You LIKE Lady Gaga?

[Wyvern]

(JFYI I THINK LADY GAGA IS THE BEST.)

 

I wish that Pokemon were real.

(no arceus, he hates humans! lol)

[Chiri Tsukikawa]

Wish granted, but then the real Arceus comes, who doesn't hate humans.

 

I wish I could go where I would if I could go anywhere in the world and that I get to pick that place and no one else says where I pick.

[Wyvern]

Wish granteed, but when you get there the place is dreary, sullen, dirty, and grey. Nobody talks, and they shuffle their feet instead of actually walking. They never do anything but sort their socks, whcih kep getting mixed up for some reason...

 

I wish that I would never age and never be able to be hurt physically.

[Ǚĺƫĩɱąƫë Ðûëĺĩșƫ]

Granted, but then u live so long, all of ur friends and family dies, u get depressed, and find a way to kill urself...

 

i wish i didn't epically fail when i tried to talk to a hot chick at chuck e' cheeses yesterday

[Corvidae]

Granted, you marry each other, then she turns into a crazy suicide bomber, and you both die

 

I wish my neck would stop itching

[Guest Random Dude]

Granted, it disappears and your head falls off

 

I wish for a a sandwich

[Dizzy~]

Granted, but the sandwich is poisined.

 

I wish for a Trombone.

[Ǚĺƫĩɱąƫë Ðûëĺĩșƫ]

granted, but then someone mistakes it for a cucumber and eats it...

 

i wish for a non spillable soda