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Tkill93

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granted, but then u run to much, and got too skiny, whitch causes u to die

 

i wish for normal, non at free, pork bacon, that is cooked perfectly, andisn't bad, poisened, ruined, ect, ect, ect, without being turned into a kosher eating jew, or a vegitarian... and that can't be stolen... or exploded and where I am not dreaming or hallucinating or imagining it and without getting a heart attack or other related diseases and bad effects and refuse to "not want it" without spontaneously combustion nor any other forms of sudden death or illness, that is fire proof, that only i can have, and that will stay bacon forever...

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Granted. While crossing the street, you are hit by a car. You survive, but you are now in a coma. They feed you liquefied bacon through a tube that goes right to your stomach, bypassing your tongue so you don't taste it. Not that it matters, since being in a coma means you aren't aware of anything that's going on around you.

 

I wish water tasted like juice.

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granted, but then juice tastes like water, and it basically cancels each other out.

 

i wish for normal, non at free, pork bacon, that is cooked perfectly, andisn't bad, poisened, ruined, ect, ect, ect, without being turned into a kosher eating jew, or a vegitarian... and that can't be stolen... or exploded and where I am not dreaming or hallucinating or imagining it and without getting a heart attack or other related diseases and bad effects and refuse to "not want it" without spontaneously combustion nor any other forms of sudden death or illness, that is fire proof, that only i can have, and that will stay bacon forever... and that i stay in my house, and eat the bacon... (i'm trying to make the perfect wish...)

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