Corrupt A Wish

[DigiMaster Ragnarok]

Granted, but to get them, you had to have them transplanted over from a vampire that had AIDS, and you got AIDS too.

 

I wish that the next person to post didn't wish for anything

[Diaboli Mors]

Granted but that destroys the game and you are banned

 

i wish for a blood donor

[Mr.WHAM]

Granted but they give you AIDS

 

I wish for Better Televisions, Perfect Internet, Superb Phone Service that worked to their best capablity, wouldn't short ciruit or blow up and had power for everyone.

[DigiMaster Ragnarok]

Granted, but everyone in the world becomes so addicted, that no one does anything else but electronics, so they don't eat or drink and die.

 

I wish that 2 + 2 equaled 5

[Skarlet]

I wish the person who grants my wish looses the game, and that I don't die due to the corruption of this wish.

[Mysterium Tremendum]

Granted but I can't lose the game and you fall down an elevator and break every bone in your body as karma for not granting Digimaster's wish.

 

Granted, but that makes Algebra and Calculus more difficult since you're going to have to figure out how you get 5 from 2 + 2 and apply that principle to other equations

 

I wish Yue a happy recovery at the nearest hospital.

[DigiMaster Ragnarok]

Granted, but Yae comes to kill you for corrupting his wish, and you die!

 

I wish that my neighbor's dog had a fifth leg coming out of its back.

[Guest Random Dude]

granted its his tail

 

I wish George Bush had never f***ed over the US by becoming president

[Pokemaniac92711]

Granted but now you never wished for that wish causing a time paradox, thus making you non-existant.

I wish that this wish was a wish for a wish that never used the word wish in that wish.

(Confusing isn't it?)

[Grunt Issun]

Wish granted, but I died from confusion so the wish was erased

 

I wish that what i said made sense

[DigiMaster Ragnarok]

Granted, but to make what you said make sense, the Universe had to change so dramatically that it took you and erased your existence from ever happening, therefore preventing your wish.

 

I wish that people wouldn't say the phrase "tastes like chicken"

[Maghion Syaoran Light]

granted, people now say "taste like pork", thus causing more hatred between the jews and pork eaters and possibly causing an extended period on the holocaust. :/ You evil person

 

I wish I can make a wish without making a wish

[Mr.WHAM]

Granted but they never come true.

 

I wish for my nu$ber of wishes that weren't corrupted to go up.

[Ǚĺƫĩɱąƫë Ðûëĺĩșƫ]

granted, but then that creates a dimensional rift, and u get sucked in...

 

i wish for normal, non at free, pork bacon, that is cooked perfectly, andisn't bad, poisened, ruined, ect, ect, ect, without being turned into a kosher eating jew, or a vegitarian... and that can't be stolen... or exploded and where I am not dreaming or hallucinating or imagining it and without getting a heart attack or other related diseases and bad effects and refuse to "not want it" without spontaneously combustion nor any other forms of sudden death or illness, that is fire proof, that only i can have, and that will stay bacon forever... and if i eat it, it will regenerate (and that function can't malfunction)...

[Guest Random Dude]

Granted but objects can't regenerate without causing a rift in the time/space continuum, causing the universe to end.

 

I wish the universe didn't end

[DarknessBoy32]

Granted. but instead, the world blows up.

 

I wish for chocalate.

[Mysterium Tremendum]

Granted, but its poisoned with bad cocoa beans and you suffer from a bad case of food poisoning

 

I wish for whatever the next person who posts wishes for

[Mr.WHAM]

Yes!My count goes up! I'm winning this game!

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Yes!My count goes up! I'm winning this game!

 

I wish for nothing.

[DarknessBoy32]

Granted, but you get something.

[Mysterium Tremendum]

Granted but your gonna wish that you'd wished for something

 

I wish for Summer Vacation to get here sooner.

[Mr.WHAM]

Uhh Granted but its one of the best Summer Vacations ever because it got extended by 2 months!

 

I wish for what I just granted! ((Corrupt that system!))

[randomgirl]

Granted, but summer vacation has been cut to one month =O!

 

I wish that everyone would stop calling my cell phone #!(My cell phone plan is charging me way too much money)

[Grunt Issun]

Wish granted, but the reason no one calls you is becuase they all hate you now

 

I wish that people would READ MY F***ING FAN FIC....sorry lost my temper

[GraveHorizon]

Granted. It is read by someone who isn't a fan of... fanfics.

 

I wish I had psychokinesis.

[Grunt Issun]

Granted but your powers become to strong and kill you

 

I wish that that someone would become a fan of fanfics, especially mine