Corrupt A Wish

[Ǚĺƫĩɱąƫë Ðûëĺĩșƫ]

granted, but they think u r dumb, so they killz u

 

i wish for Domo's

[Mr.WHAM]

Granted but it turns backwards so now its Omod's

 

I wish for Alpha

[Ǚĺƫĩɱąƫë Ðûëĺĩșƫ]

granted... *shoots alpha in the face*

 

i wish for cursed pirate gold!!!

[The_Harbinger]

Granted, It isn't cursed, and it isn't Pirate's.

 

I wish Ǚĺƫĩɱąƫë Ðûëĺĩșƫ would Get his first post in my RP

[Maghion Syaoran Light]

Granted, your RP gets locked...

 

I wish Adult Swim never airs The Room ever again

[Dizzy~]

granted, but there's more Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job on air :(

 

I wish i could go ziplining <3

[GraveHorizon]

Granted. Your hair gets caught in the zipline and ripped out of your head.

 

I wish I could choose what flavors I taste when I eat any food.

[Ǚĺƫĩɱąƫë Ðûëĺĩșƫ]

granted but all your brain wants is poop.

 

i wish that yugioh cards and pokemon were real and alive!!!

[Dizzy~]

@GraveHorizon: Granted, but *crap, that's awesome... DING!* a pichu jumps out of my laptop and rips out your tounge, then cuts off your head and uses your blood for syrup on its pancakes

 

I wish there weren't so manny Grammar Nazis on here.

[Ǚĺƫĩɱąƫë Ðûëĺĩșƫ]

granted, but then YCM is over run by uber noobzorz!!!

 

 

i wish for poop to not taste bad

[Dizzy~]

WTF? Granted... but... you back track in your age to a 5-year old that giggles at the word poo.

 

I wish for a real life Togetic.

[Ǚĺƫĩɱąƫë Ðûëĺĩșƫ]

granted, but then u step into a time machine to back when u were 5, and u didn't know what a togetic was!!!

 

i wish for milk...

[Dizzy~]

the milk is spoiled

 

I wish you knew that Togetic was Johto

[Ǚĺƫĩɱąƫë Ðûëĺĩșƫ]

granted, but i do, so ur wish is cancled

 

i wish for kuriboh's

[Dizzy~]

Granted, but they are just Kuribons with masks

 

Now i wish for a Togetic

[Ǚĺƫĩɱąƫë Ðûëĺĩșƫ]

granted, but then it eatz u

 

i wish wikipedia couldn't be editted

[GraveHorizon]

Granted, right after all entries are replaced by "PENIS" repeated 10,000 times.

 

I wish I had a sweet laptop.

[Dizzy~]

Granted, but it has a virus.

 

I wish for a non-cannibal Togetic.

[Ǚĺƫĩɱąƫë Ðûëĺĩșƫ]

granted, but then it evolves into a togekiss, whitch then eats u.

 

i wish for sleep

[TheShedinjA]

Granted. You took much coffeine

 

I wish for a real pokeball

[Dizzy~]

Granted, but you fall asleep on 12-23-2012.

 

I wish you hadn't said evolve into Tegekiss, for your sake... Thank God for unneeded Everstones.

[Ǚĺƫĩɱąƫë Ðûëĺĩșƫ]

granted, but it breaks

 

i wish for rick astly...

[Dizzy~]

Granted, but he Rick Rolls you and you kill yourself.

 

I wish to know why he wishes for the failest things.

[Spartan919]

Granted, but your mind can't take it, and your head explodes.

 

I wish I was an anthromorphic mix between a fox and a wolf.

[Ǚĺƫĩɱąƫë Ðûëĺĩșƫ]

granted but it eats uz

 

i wish i was better at halo