Corrupt A Wish

[GraveHorizon]

Granted, but you can only run in the direction opposite of your destination.

 

I wish I had an unlimited amount of ground beef in my freezer.

[Guest Random Dude]

Wish granted but it explodes from the beefiness

 

I wish my sister was less annoying

[Krillin!]

Granted! She gets so unannoying that its annoying

I wish I could Maxi-Catch! Like Monta (AKA Taro Raimon)

[Mr.WHAM]

Granted but you can't Maxi-Hold it like Monta

 

I wish to tell you all that I'm semi-back

[supersonic4ever]

Granted, but you blurt out your deepest secrets instead.

I wish for the perfect sandwich, no poison, no anything but peanut butter sandwiched in bread on a plate that no one can eat it except me.

[Mr.WHAM]

Granted but you forget to eat it and it gors bad

 

I wish to rap

[~The Game~]

Granted but you are black.

 

I wish to have decided something better to do for my first day here.

[Mr.WHAM]

Granted but you are black.

 

I wish to have decided something better to do for my first day here.

 

 

YOU=RACIST EPIC FAIL...and how'd you know I was Black?

Granted you look around untilI force you to become an RPer & Cardmaker!

[Kuri]

I wish the guy above me would wish a wish

[Maghion Syaoran Light]

Granted, He wished that you would make a wish

 

I wish I had a wish to wish because the above poster wished for the poster above my above poster to wish a wish

[~The Game~]

Granted, but the game.

 

I wish I wasn't racist.

[Aniri Wulf]

Granted, but now your friends are racist to you.

 

I wish to be gunned down

[Mr.WHAM]

Granted but the bullets are covered in salt so everymoent is in excrutianing paion

 

 

I wish for a succubus

[Aniri Wulf]

Granted, but she steals all of your freinds souls.

 

I wish to know more about the world

[Tentacruel]

Granted but the knowledge makes your head explode.

 

I wish fsjals would come back.

[Aniri Wulf]

Granted, but fsjals gets perma-banned

 

I wish cartoonnetwork would get smarter

[Tentacruel]

Granted, but it gets canceled because its deemed "too smart" for teh dumb kids of today and Disney Channel takes over completely.

[Aniri Wulf]

Granted but nothing happens

 

I wish someone would screw this up

[Ǚĺƫĩɱąƫë Ðûëĺĩșƫ]

Doesn't do anything...

 

i wish i could get all mah goals

[the final duelist]

granted but you signed up for soccer and you never missed the goal

 

i wish for 5 more wishes

[~The Game~]

Granted, but due to income tax, passing go and collecting 200$ was almost worthless.

 

I wish someone else played monopoly.

[Guest Random Dude]

granted but you are playing with the IRS over your house

 

I wish I could fly

[Skarlet]

Granted, but flying makes you think of the game. which you loose.

 

I wish I didn't just loose the game.

[Maghion Syaoran Light]

Granted, you didn't loose the game, you FAILed the game

 

I wish...THE GAME

[White Hollow]

Granted, you lost the GAME

I wish that Kenpachi killed Ichigo in episode 36