Corrupt A Wish

[alcaldias_27]

Granted, you now have 2 life in whatever video game you're playing

 

I wish a giant pair of scissors will appear

[Corvidae]

Granted, they appear above your head and they fall on you and kill you

 

I wish other people would join my army of nerds. We already have contancts all over the globe, but more soldiers wouldn't hurt. Go nerds!!!

[Mr.WHAM]

Granted you have found the internet

 

I wish someone would fail, even if it's me

[Teh ZWOOTS]

Granted, a plane crashes into your house, killing you and your family.

[Aximil]

Teh ZWOOTS, I'm ignoring your post because you didn't wish for something. So I'll go with the previous one.

Granted you have found the internet

 

I wish someone would fail' date=' even if it's me

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Your wish has been granted. The person that fails is a sniper. He gets bumped as he's about to take his shot, it misses his intended target, and the bullet hits you directly between the eyes.

 

I wish someone would get me a new DSi.

[Teh ZWOOTS]

Oh, my bad. I'm sorry. DX

 

Granted! It has a cracked screen and plays Hannah Montana music constantly.

 

I wish I made a wish in my previous post x(

[Corvidae]

Granted, but everyone ignored it anyway.

 

I wish I had a thirty pound block of cheese

[Chiri Tsukikawa]

Granted, but you threw it away, I caught it and say thank you.

 

I wish it was tomorrow.

[supersonic4ever]

Granted, but you accidently cause a time paradox.

I wish for food from the actual restaurant Gold Star Chili that I like and no one eats it except for me.

[White Hollow]

You got it but it stinks and you throw it away

I wish I owned a pet

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granted, it poops all over your bed, chews up all of your playboy magazines, then dies and you are taken to court for mistreating an animal

 

i wish that 1+1=/=2

[White Hollow]

Granted but then Sephiroth uses Meteo and kills you

I wish that 666 wad God's number

[Maghion Syaoran Light]

Granted, you proved that the Bible was wrong about the apocalypse and you caused the fall of christianity

 

I wish this monday to be a good day

[Jeroukoo]

Granted it is good for everyone except for you

 

I wish my sister would sto being annoyyinf

[shadow wind]

GRANTED, SHE STOPS BEING ANOYING, SHE BECUMES MEGA-ANOYING

 

I WISH FOR A PENNY TO LAND ON MY DESK .

[Ikatsui]

Granted, it went through your head first

 

I wish ~~~~~~~~

[Maghion Syaoran Light]

Granted, you turned into ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

 

I wish i was invincible

[Chiri Tsukikawa]

Granted, but you everyone you know thinks you never existed.

 

I wish to go to EB Games right now and buy Pokemon SoulSilver.

[supersonic4ever]

Granted, but you misread the title and got SoulSlicer.

I wish for a wish.

[shadow wind]

wish granted, but that wish was that you never wished for this wish.

 

 

 

I wish for a pillow to SOFTLY fall from the sky.

[Maghion Syaoran Light]

Granted, it falls softly from the sky but lands hard on your head, smashing you into tiny pieces

 

I wish i had a klondike bar

[shadow wind]

wish granted but a poler bear came and killed you

 

 

I wish for a spam musubi

[Mysterium Tremendum]

Wish granted, but the spam is tainted and you spend the next 2 weeks out sick.

 

I wish that the next person who posts will give some antacid to shadow wind

[Maghion Syaoran Light]

Wish Granted, however the antacid is tainted, and he spends another 2 weeks out sick

 

I wish, I wish with all my heart.

To fly with with dragons in the land apart.

[Ikatsui]

Granted, but you become gay

Now, please, go away

 

I wish ~~~~~