Corrupt A Wish

[£>-ShådøwBøx-<3]

Granted you have are now a "super" douchebag

 

I WISH A HAD An I

[Dizzy~]

granted, I cant see your wish (if there is one)

 

I wish for a FOURTH cookie

[Spartan919]

Granted, but it crumbles before you can eat it.

 

I wish that I could be a SPARTAN (and I think it would be awesome if I was one forever)

[supersonic4ever]

Granted, but you are exiled.

I wish for Project Natal to come out already.

[-Genesis-]

But you're broke and can't get it.

 

I wish I was Genesis. (when he dies his energy creates a new body and he comes back)

[£>-ShådøwBøx-<3]

Granted, Genesis is Falcon Punched by Chuck Willis (LOLWUT 0.o)

 

I wish 7poiuyt had his cookie!

[Maverik]

granted but it has arsenic in it

 

I wish that Shadowbox owned a Vulpix in real life

[£>-ShådøwBøx-<3]

Granted: It evolves into a Ninetails, i no longer have a Vulpix

 

I wish Maverik could have an un-Corruptable wish

[fire dud]

GRANTED BUT UN CORRUPTED IS SPELLED RIGHT BUT ITS TUESDAY SO YOUR WISH IS NOW THIS ''GGTGHGHBHG" lol makes no sense

 

I wish for a magic animatid chipmunk who can do my bidding!!

[Chiri Tsukikawa]

Wish granted, but then a purple squirel climbed onto your shoulder and will never get off, and if you force it off it will keep climbing up. Then when it gets hungry it goes looking for nuts and when it's done it finds you (automatically knows where you'll be) and climbs back on. But when it needs to use the bathroom it doesn't get off of you.

 

I wish the next one to post could only give me a corrupsion that's not as bad as that.

[£>-ShådøwBøx-<3]

Granted: I didn't grant the wish.

 

I wish I had an indestructible mech, that did all my bidding and stayed loyal to me.

[Skarlet]

Granted, however, you didn't wish for any batteries

 

I wish for a new phone

[£>-ShådøwBøx-<3]

Granted: It's stolen and you get arrested...

 

I wish for Panic! At The Disco to play at my birthday party.

[Dizzy~]

lol my friend asked me if i knew them n im like who? so, back on topic:

Granted but you acidently call Maroon 5 to play and your party sucks

 

I wish for a fifth cookie (what? WISH COOKIES ARE GOOD!!! I think its the arsenic that makes em good)

[Skarlet]

Granted, but the people who make it don't ust arsenic, instead they substitute sulfer, pure sulfer

[£>-ShådøwBøx-<3]

Not granted,

You Ranted

But no wish

Now suffa the consequences BISH!

 

I wish for a Pearly White Mac!

[Skarlet]

Not Granted.... Because you didn't grant my wish that I didn't tell you because I assumed you knew what I'd want *stamps his foot angrily*

 

I wish I'd remembered to make a wish earlier.

[Lonk]

Granted, but you are your own father.

 

I wish that I got a bird

[supersonic4ever]

Granted, but it's a man-eating bird.

I wish for Opposite Day.

[Lonk]

.ekips a otni noitcerid etisoppo na ni ngiklaw morf eid ouy tub detnarg

 

.eromyna etisoppo t'nsaw gnihtyreve shiw I

[fire dud]

GraNTED but it turns out to be illegal to have that

 

 

I wish for a pink crush

[supersonic4ever]

Granted, it crushes you.

I wish for Sonic to be real.

[Dr. Percival Cox]

Grante but he goes supersonic on you and kills you

I wish for a Naruto headband

[fire dud]

Granted it has lice and the lice call termites and they eat you because your covered in wood and your skin is wood too(the termites also eat the head band before you see it)

 

 

I wish for a pack for my canker's bad fur day cards

[£>-ShådøwBøx-<3]

Granted: Conker comes in and rapes you with his Dual Semiauto SMGs

 

I wish for a Pearly White Mac