Corrupt A Wish

[Chiri Tsukikawa]

Granted, but you bought me a Plastation Portable

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I wish your dragon was the most loyal dragon ever.

[KurashiDragon]

Granted but I order it to burn to you a crisp.

 

I wish the PSP I bought you broke instantly.

[Guest Merciful Idiot]

Granted but I don't have it.

 

I wish Sonic killed himself.

[(!Death!Reborn!)]

Wish granted but Sonic becomes a zombie and starts to chase you and u die

 

I wish for nothing

[Chiri Tsukikawa]

Granted, but you became what you wished for.

 

I wish to stay myself and for nothing.

[Guest ataro]

wish granted but me and your freind thinks.... knows gravity hurts is better.

 

i wish for nothing and i cant be turned into it.

[Navras]

granted but the rest of your perosnal world is turned to nothing.

 

i wish that i had a photographic memory

[Chiri Tsukikawa]

Wish granted, but you didn't have your old memory anymore.

 

I don't wish for anything

[snake_boy]

But i grant you something

 

I wish for a whiskey bomb

[Krillin!]

Granted, but you suck the whiskey from it get drunk and the bomb explodes on you!

I wish for the Star Hanabi

[Compass]

Granted, but the star blows up in your face.

 

I wish to on va au cinema avec mon pere, mon mere, mon frere, et mon bon amis!. (You have to speak french to get this one!)

[Guest Merciful Idiot]

Granted but the cinema was haunted.

 

I wish fish dish.

[Lonk]

Granted, but your fish turned alive and slapped you.

 

I wish I got some wii points

[Aniri Wulf]

Granted, but your wii brakes

 

I wish to get mario kart for wii

[Mr.WHAM]

Granted you get one of the original posterboards for mario kart on the wii

 

I wish for a sucubbus as a girlfriend who was in love with me and was really a female, we were immortal and couldn't be killed by anything and could heal from anything, we would be immortal and choose when we die and when we choose to die we both go to heaven and we have the same lifespan, and that no one could switch bodies with either one of us or take control of either of out minds, and I wouldn't kill her and that she wouldn't:Cheat on me, Betray, Eat My soul, Steal my soul, be wooed by someone else, get all crazy jealous or crazy at all, kill/steal and/or at the souls of me or my familiy or friends (pets included).

 

I think that covers the all bases.

[snake_boy]

there's a nuclear wore and the only things left are you, your succubs G/F and the cockroachs

 

I wish for telekenises

[Mr.WHAM]

Nice, thanks for granting my wish which is perfect btw

Granted, but it isnt regular telekinesis, Its OMEGAPsychich\ness, which also gives you perfect control of your powers as well as bettter powers as well as SUPER Telepathy w/ the same condition

 

I wish For Love to be on everyone

[Guest Merciful Idiot]

Granted but Love changed to Dove and doves rained from the sky, attacking everyone.

 

I wish for a fish on a dish with a swishish wish.

[-Genesis-]

Granted, but do to a bad dose of rhyming it all explodes.

 

I wish for a Lancelot Albion! (If you don't know what that is go to www.youtube.com and type Lancelot Albion in the search bar. Watch the first video.)

[Zack Blaze]

Granted, but you died when accepting it.

 

I wish for a can of Pepsi, but nothing bad happens when I open it.

[-Genesis-]

Granted, but while drinking it a friend makes you laugh and it comes out your nose. (AHHHH IT BURNS!!!!)

 

I wish I knew who that was in .:King of the Mountain:. Sig.

[Cozmosus]

Wish granted, but you forgot.

 

I wish someone would corrupt this wish.

Epic win. Impossible paradox

[HeadshotMagnet]

Wish granted...lol

 

I wish my Xbox 360 had the RRoD

[speznats]

The 360 arrives at your door but when you go to play on it explodes in a shower of sparks and destroys your home and all your belongings.

 

I wish i did not have to deal with Emos all the time.

[Enma Kozato]

Granted but you moved to soviet Russia so now emos deal with you

 

I wish somebody would look at my set