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Tkill93

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Granted, but nobody knows you. You become a stray dog that eats anything in the trash can. You then get hit by a car. Someone takes you to the vet and you have a painful operation. The vets fail so they try again. They don't suceed until 100 operations later. After the operation, you have no more legs. You get adopted by some weirdo. He feeds you poop which actually lets you live. Your weirdo owner also makes you drink pee. You try to suicide by not eating, but your owner keeps shoving poo in your mouth. You eventually die, but you go to doggy hell. There, you are endlessly mocked by cats with legs.

(I was bored...)

 

I wish for cake.

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Granted, but the life you got sucks. Your life is worse than the time when you didn't have a life. You're a hobo. Everyone who sees you spits at you! Even animals hate you! You're constantly beaten and harassed. You're also scared of everything. You are also immortal so you can't die. You are disgustingly ugly. You smell horrible. You have no family!(I'm still bored)

 

I wish I had pizza.

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granted, but then pot runs out, and the government starts lying again.

 

I wish I had a watermelon that never ran out, could be eaten without dissapearing, poisoning me, blowing up, killing me or making me ill, and had nothing in it that a watermelon shouldn't have. And that it had no seeds inside.

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