六兆年と一夜物語 Posted May 3, 2009 Report Share Posted May 3, 2009 I'm going to brb, I'm gonna eat a CORN DOGZ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fen. Posted May 3, 2009 Report Share Posted May 3, 2009 [align=center] Organization XIII Patch 0 Character ChangesThe entire Organization club will now have more edequite You must now address Larxene as, "Misstress Larxene", or "Madamemoisellle Larxene" MT Has now become a Yaoi Fox....get over it. EnviornmentThe castle we live in will now be painted pink and blue, and renamed into "Je Amour Darque Organicacion" YCM is now a petting zoo for noobs Misc.Girls (Larxene mainly), are ordered to wear french maid uniforms. Men in tight pants and leather. The organization must come up with a super smex handshake. Our new lord is Snuggles the bear....live with it.[/align] lol, couldn't resist....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amethyst Phoenix Posted May 3, 2009 Report Share Posted May 3, 2009 XDDD NEXEV. You win forever. Also' date=' Amethyst, quote your original patch joke to Larxene so she can see. IMO, Amethyst, Nexev, and Marly had the best ones.[/quote'] Way ahead of ya, but here it is again:This is extremely random' date=' but I command everyone to go watch K-ON!. It will make you love meh. =3 [/color'] We already love you more than physically possible, Marly, stop trying to hog our emotions more >_> Suck it up' date=' I'm under 20 for god sakes.[/quote'] Considering this quote and marly's there are now new patch notes. Organization XIII Patch 3.14159265 Character Changes Marluxia's emotion cap has been lowered. Nexev's reputation has been fixed. It is no longer lower than 20. Larxene's epic cap has been removed. This stat may now increase indefinitely. Zexion's plot-hole spotting has had it's effectiveness reduced against epic plots/stories Environment The drop rate of waffles has been substantially increased. Shibuya river barrier's defense stat substantially increased. This has been implemented to stop a glitch that kills off an awesome character before an epic encounter with said character occurs. Vending machines will no longer fall from the sky. Toasty smores will no longer disappear from Roxas' plate. On an unrelated note, Roxas' plate now exudes an anti-alucard field. The 4th wall has had it's health reduced. Misc The epicness stat can no longer be lowered by the ability stalk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bury the year Posted May 3, 2009 Report Share Posted May 3, 2009 [align=center] Organization XIII Patch 0 Character ChangesThe entire Organization club will now have more edequite You must now address Larxene as' date=' "Misstress Larxene", or "Madamemoisellle Larxene" MT Has now become a Yaoi Fox....get over it. [b']Enviornment[/b]The castle we live in will now be painted pink and blue, and renamed into "J'Aime l'Organisation Sombre" YCM is now a petting zoo for noobs Misc.Girls (Larxene mainly), are ordered to wear french maid uniforms. Men in tight pants and leather. The organization must come up with a super smex handshake. Our new lord is Snuggles the bear....live with it.[/align] lol, couldn't resist....... lrn2French Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fen. Posted May 3, 2009 Report Share Posted May 3, 2009 I'm failing it in school...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zexaeon Posted May 3, 2009 Report Share Posted May 3, 2009 >_> I feel I must point out that so far, only Amethyst and Nexev have managed to do the Patch joke correctly. =O remember people, a Patch is like a download to update a game. You guys just keep making random decrees with your patches. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kira Magister Magi Posted May 3, 2009 Report Share Posted May 3, 2009 Did ANYONE read my post? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bury the year Posted May 3, 2009 Report Share Posted May 3, 2009 >_> I feel I must point out that so far' date=' only Amethyst and Nexev have managed to do the Patch joke correctly. =O remember people, a Patch is like a download to update a game. You guys just keep making random decrees with your patches.[/quote'] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fen. Posted May 3, 2009 Report Share Posted May 3, 2009 Well Excuuuuuuuuuuuuse me princess! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amethyst Phoenix Posted May 3, 2009 Report Share Posted May 3, 2009 Not to be a prick, but it's starting to annoy me and I'd like to address it:Everyone else except Nexev completely screwed up the point of the joke.Part of the hilarity was that they were worded like real patch notes. Everyone else's are just random declarations of things. I also really hate it when people use my jokes and butcher them to the point where the original charm and wit is nonexistent. Edit: Zexy beat me too it lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bury the year Posted May 3, 2009 Report Share Posted May 3, 2009 Not to be a prick' date=' but it's starting to annoy me and I'd like to address it:Everyone else except Nexev completely screwed up the point of the joke.Part of the hilarity was that they were worded like real patch notes. Everyone else's are just random declarations of things. I also really hate it when people use my jokes and butcher them to the point where the original charm and wit is nonexistent.[/quote'] This totally applies, BTW. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larxene Posted May 3, 2009 Report Share Posted May 3, 2009 Not to be a prick' date=' but it's starting to annoy me and I'd like to address it:Everyone else except Nexev completely screwed up the point of the joke.Part of the hilarity was that they were worded like real patch notes. Everyone else's are just random declarations of things. I also really hate it when people use my jokes and butcher them to the point where the original charm and wit is nonexistent.[/quote'] Marly's was still awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zexaeon Posted May 3, 2009 Report Share Posted May 3, 2009 =O Amethyst just rephrased me x1000 more win, because he started it and did it right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
六兆年と一夜物語 Posted May 3, 2009 Report Share Posted May 3, 2009 [align=center]I like Midnight's patch (Especially Patch Misc. #1,l but I hate tight pants.) Oh la la.[/align] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fen. Posted May 3, 2009 Report Share Posted May 3, 2009 Larxene in a maid's outfit......... *Pictures it dreamilly* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plaguespreader Zombie Posted May 3, 2009 Report Share Posted May 3, 2009 Not to be a prick' date=' but it's starting to annoy me and I'd like to address it:Everyone else except Nexev completely screwed up the point of the joke.Part of the hilarity was that they were worded like real patch notes. Everyone else's are just random declarations of things. I also really hate it when people use my jokes and butcher them to the point where the original charm and wit is nonexistent.[/quote'] This totally applies, BTW. You spelled Raeg wrong. Also, someone explain to me what the hell I missed. Also. Marly`s Org. XIII Patch or whatever. Is win. Midnights was eh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bury the year Posted May 3, 2009 Report Share Posted May 3, 2009 Oh yah. Is there still Jesus Meteor? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
六兆年と一夜物語 Posted May 3, 2009 Report Share Posted May 3, 2009 [align=center]@Zexaeon [/align] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larxene Posted May 3, 2009 Report Share Posted May 3, 2009 Larxene in a maid's outfit......... *Pictures it dreamilly* Just think of Sakuya Izayoi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fen. Posted May 3, 2009 Report Share Posted May 3, 2009 Larxene in a maid's outfit......... *Pictures it dreamilly* Just think of Sakuya Izayoi. *Melts.* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zexaeon Posted May 3, 2009 Report Share Posted May 3, 2009 Precisely. YOU'RE ALL DOING IT WRONG. GTFO. I HAVE FURY!!!! xD True and MT's patches were both nonsensical edicts. and announcements. From now, if you wish to make patches, make em so they fit with games. XD OR ELSE I'LL FIRE MAH LAZAR!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
六兆年と一夜物語 Posted May 3, 2009 Report Share Posted May 3, 2009 Larxene in a maid's outfit......... *Pictures it dreamilly* Just think of Sakuya Izayoi. .....*Dies* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nexev Posted May 3, 2009 Report Share Posted May 3, 2009 Look Phoenix, I can't spell the names of precious jewels, I'm just calling AP just so I don't get the name wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bury the year Posted May 3, 2009 Report Share Posted May 3, 2009 ORGANIZATION PATCH #666666 Characters-Forneus cannot be removed from battle via cheats.-Larxene's sarcasm rate has been increased to exponential.-Centered text's encounter rate has been drastically decreased.-Zexion's intelligence cap has been removed. Environment-Jesus Meteors are now much more common. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marly Posted May 3, 2009 Report Share Posted May 3, 2009 Larxene in a maid's outfit......... *Pictures it dreamilly* Just think of Sakuya Izayoi. Are you implying that you wear pads!? =o...I'm going to get shot now' date=' aren't I?[/color'] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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